June 7

Dear Diary-

I still don't have a name for you and it's making me fell bad. It's like the time in first grade when I had a dog and I couldn't decide on five names and the dog got run over by a car before I came up with the official name. I hope you don't get run over, though. Although I don't think you will since you will be tucked away in my room for all of eternity!

So more about this girl who is daving David. Yeah, my EX-boyfriend, whom I happen to still like. Well, her name is Rachel and her father is a Senator. That's got to be illegal, right? I mean, family dating within the job circuit type of thing. Right???

Why is he dating another girl? WHY?! And only after eight days! Everyone knows you wait at least two weeks after a break-up. Unless you want to be known as "the lady's man about town." Maybe that's it? Maybe he's just dating this girl so he can appear to be cool. Which he's not, by the way. Cool, I mean. Well, he is. But no other girl should know that except me. BECAUSE HE IS MY BOYFRIEND! Well, was my boyfriend. But I still like him. So same difference, really.

Ugh! I need to go listen to music where people want to kill their ex-boyfriends.

-Me

June 8

Dear Un-Named Diary-

THEY WENT FOR A PICNIC IN THE PARK! Guys who just want a cool reputation don't take girls for picnics in the park. They just don't! SO WHY?!?

They looked...happy. HAPPY! He can't be happy! I just broke up with him! Nine days ago!

And I still haven't figured out why I broke up with him. And my summer school Algebra II isn't helping me figure the problem out, either. And they say you use math in your life evreyday. Well, I don't think there's any equation that can fix my problem!

And you know the bad thing? I just got the student roster for this art class I'm taking in town this summer which meets every other day except on weekends. And guess who is in the class? Rachel. Nah! Just kidding, but it's someone as bad as her. David. Yeah, and I'm serious this time. DAVID! I have to see him...EVERY OTHER DAY!

This should be fun... (note the sarcasm)

-Me