Yeah, so I changed the rating of my story when I realized I'd probablyhave some swearing in it. so...Enjoy! If you're confused with some of the characters, just go to my profile. It will explain.
Danny:10
"You're hungry?"asks Chad. He actually seems kind of annoyed like it's such a burden for him to be hungry. Mini Simon's stomach growls it's answer. "Okay... That answers that..." Chad stands up and crosses the room to the kitchen and motions for Simon to follow him. I slide down on the couch next to Jeanette. She glances at me but doesn't say anything.
"why are you so depressed?" I ask her. "Mini Simon's great!" She shakes her head and looks at me,scowling.
"What about Simon? You now. Our Simon." I shrug "What about him?"
She frowns. "Right. That's what I thought."
I scowl and get up from the couch. What was her problem? I'm sure Simon was fine. Back in the kitchen Chad was reaching into the cabinet taking things out and offering them to Simon. "Well if you don't like this,"he was saying, and irritated ring in his tone. "Then what do you like?"
Mini Simon looked up at him. "Do you have Oreos?" "No." "Do you have Spaghetti-O's?" "I don't think so.." "Cheetos?" "Nope." "Cheerios?" "What is with you and things that end in O?" Chad snapped. "Why did you all have to be so god damn picky?" Mini Simon was silent. "Well gee Chad, he can't help what he likes," I say. "You don't like cinnamon."
Chad looks overly annoyed. "I'm allergic to cinnamon." I shrug. "What's the difference. Mini Simon looks up at me. "If he's allergic, he could die if he ingests it. When you're allergic to something, your body doesn't process it like other people's do, so you have an allergic reaction. Which is..." "Okay we get," snaps Chad. "I already went to school, no need for another health lesson."
Mom pokes her head in. "we'' it sounds like you need to go grocery shopping." "But I don't wanna," whines Chad. "Why can't you?" Mom shrugs into her jacket. "Because I have to get back to work. I can't just stay home all day for...this."
"I don't know," says Alvin. "Seems like a good reason to stay to me."
"I'll call you guys later." she says, heading out the door.
Chad runs a frustrated hand through his dark brown hair. "Guess we're going grocery shopping then." Theodore pops his head in the door way. "Did you say grocery shopping?"
I don't know why, but for some reason we all came for the ride. Well not everyone. But me and Alvin just wanted to go for a ride. Mina, Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor, and Sky all went home. And I didn't wanna be home alone so...
Simon had to sit on my lap since we didn't have a car seat, and Chad got stopped a lot. We wanted to be extra sure.
When we got to Stop 'n Shop, Simon tugged on the bottom of Chad's shirt. "Can I ride in the cart?" Chad just picked him up and dropped him inside. "Well at least he won't run around and all that,"says Theodore. Chad just starts pushing the cart. I grunt. "I don't know what your problem is. I think Mini Simon is great." Simon smiles. "Thank you."
Again he says nothing. Mini Simon looks dejected and slumps down in the cart. "You're even a jerk in the future." The scowl Chad had worn on his face since mom left grew even deeper.
"How's he a jerk in the past," asks Alvin, getting in step with the cart. Simon rolls his eyes. "just before I got here he was stuffing me in the freezer." "Harsh," I mumble. "Why?"
Simon frowns. "Cuz he hates me." "I don't er...didn't hate you," insists Chad. "You were just annoying..."
"You said you hate annoying people,"counters Theodore. We all wait for Chad's response,but it doesn't come. Simon sulked. Then he suddenly jerked up. "Uh-oh."
"What now?" asks Chad. Simon crossed his legs. "I gotta go..."
"Go whe-" He pauses. "Oh. Danny take Simon to the bathroom." I help Simon out of the cart since if he jumped out he'd probably kill himself. "I'm coming," announces Alvin.
The bathroom was on the other side of the store. But it was very clean. Simon walked into the stall while me and Alvin waited by the sinks. "Uh, guys?" Simon calls. "What/" I say. "We have a problem..." he opens the stall, and we do indeed have a problem. Simon's too short for the toilet. "well this is embarrassing," he mumbles. "Try standing on your tip toes," Alvin suggests. "Um, if you haven't noticed," Simon informs him. "I'm particularly short for my age."
"Fair enough," I say, glancing around the bathroom. My eyes land on a box of soap. "Aha!"
By the time Simon was done in the bathroom, Chad and Theodore had already filled the cart, so he couldn't ride in it. Alvin bent over into Simon's ear and whispered something. Probably some evil plan against Chad...
Chad:11
Having mini Simon was like me being fourteen again. And he wasn't even as bad as I remember. At least that's what I thought until an old women stopped us in the middle of the snack isle. "Oh, is this your son?" Before I could answer no, Simon had beaten me to it. Except he said something else. "Yeah," he said, reaching up and grabbing my hand. "This is my daddy!"
Before I could contradict what he said, the old hag said, "oh, well isn't that sweet. Have a nice day." then she walked away. I frowned down at Simon, who was smiled up at me, still holding my hand. "Nice..."
Alvin and Danny smirked. "Not funny." "Could you slow down?" asks Simon. He had to practically run to keep up with the cart. So I slowed down.
A song came on the speakers. Simon obviously recognize it because he practically jumped when he heard it. Then he started singing.
Simon:(rapped)
My girls like candy.
A candy treat.
She knocks me high up
off my feet.
She's so fine,
as can be.
I know this girl
is meant for me.
(Sung)
candy girl
you are my world.
You look so sweet.
You're my special treat.
Candy girl,
all I want to say
when you're with me,
you brighten up
my daayy.
Verse 1:
All I know
when im with you.
You make me
feel so good,
through and through.
The way you walk,
and the way you talk
you always look so good
you make me forget
my thoughts.
I guess Alvin, Danny, and Theodore knew the song too, because they started singing along.
(A+T):
Do ya really
love me?
(Danny):
Do ya really love
me?
(A+t):
Don't ya really
care?
(Danny):
Don't ya really
care?
(A+T):
do ya really need
me?
(Danny):
Do ya really need
me?
And will you
always be
there?
Simon started skipping and dancing around, causing unwanted attention. But I guess from other people's points of views, they probably thought he was the cutest thing on earth. And I will admit, he was actually pretty good.
(All):
candy girl,
You are my
world.
(Alvin):
You're everything,
everything,
everything to
meee.
(All):
Candy girl,
all I want to
saay.
(Simon):
I need your
loove,
each and
everyday.
There was a short break,and they were all really starting to annoy me. "Don't encourage him," I hissed, but they completely ignored me. So I gave up, and let them carry on with their stupid song.
(Simon) Spoken:
Hey fellas!
(A+T+D):
What?
(Simon):
Check out Al, and
Theo's little
ladies.
(A+T+D):
Whooooeeeee!
(Theo):
Well check out
Simon and Chad's
(A+D+S):
Whoooooeeeee!
(Simon):
What about
Danny's?
(Danny):
She's bad, she's
bad
I know she's
Bad.
(Theo) Rapped:
She walks so
fast,she
looks so
sweet.
She makes my heart
just skip a beat.
(Danny):
My girls the
best, and that's
no lie.
She tells me
that I'm her
only guy.
(Alvin):
That might be
true, but my
girls a joy.
She don't
play around,
she's right
to the point.
(Simon):
My girl's like
candy, a candy
treat.
She knocks me high
up off my feet.
(Simon)Sung:
Oh, candy.
You look so
sweeet.
Ohh Candy!
You're my special treaaat.
To my relief, they stopped playing the song on the speaker. Simon looked a bit disappointed,but thoroughly satisfied. He looked back up at me,smiling widely. "You're getting back in the cart," I say, picking him up and placing him over it.
"But then I'll ruin all the food," he insists. "Yeah, food I bought for you." he stops resisting and I put him in the full cart on top of a box of Cheerios. "Are we done?" asks Danny. "I think-" I'm interrupted by a loud ripping noise.
Simon's sitting in the cart with a bag of Oreos opened on his lap. "No,no,no,no!" He looks up when I yank them out of his hands. "What?" he asks, his teeth almost black from the cookies. "You said you bought them for me!" "Well I haven't actually bought them yet!" He looks longingly up at the Oreos in my hand.
This is gonna be a long day.
Simon:12
My brothers were cute babies. With the exception of Alvin, of course. Me and Danny bonded fast. He came waddling into Chad's room, and immediately wanted to sit on my lap. Looking at him, I sighed. I missed Danny.
I tell Danny everything. And he tells me everything. (At least he says he does)
Chad must have sensed something, because he gave me a funny look. "You wanna go home, don't you?" I nod hesitantly. I didn't want to make him feel bad. It wasn't his fault. "I wish there was a way to talk to them," I think aloud.
"Maybe there is," he says optimistically. I shake my head. "How?"
"Well, what about those time capsule things?" "Actually," I say. "that's not a bad idea. But how do we get Chad to remember he buried it?" He rolls his eyes. "Hello...I'll just make myself remember."
"you barely remember my existence," I say. "How will you remember the exact spot where you dug something eight years ago?"
He shrugs. "Maybe I purposely forget your existence."
Ouch. What if that is what he's doing? And if it is, then why is he doing it? "I'm kidding,"he assures. "Now let's get to work on this time capsule!"
I follow him out the door, putting Danny on the floor. "Yeah, sure. Kidding."
