So I'd like to start by saying how fucking sorry I am that I haven't updated in so long. Normally, I'd wait 'til the end of the chapter to add any additional author's notes, but I felt like I really owed you guys an apology. I know I'm still a shitty person, and I don't expect you guys to forgive me or anything. I didn't just apologize in a separate A/N because I know how annoying those can be, so I'm apologizing with a new chapter as well.

Now on with the story.

Disclaimer: Any recognizable characters, settings, et cetera are the property of JK Rowling.

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Previously on Overthrowing the Toad:

If Remus wasn't a werewolf and he didn't have the heightened senses that came with that, he wouldn't have heard him, let have been able to decipher what he said, but he was, and he did.

"Harry, what do you mean she made you cut your hand open for detention?" He asked, his tone soft, but still extremely lethal.

And that, was when all hell broke loose.

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Everyone began yelling simultaneously.

"WHAT?! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"

"I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD SOMEONE HARRY!"

"I KNEW IT! THAT DESPICABLE BITCH!"

The last comment made everyone stop and stare at Tonks.

"What do you mean you knew?" asked Sirius sharply.

"And if you did, why didn't you tell us?" added Remus.

"I only found out today," Tonks explained impatiently. "But that's not the point. The point is that Umbridge the Bigoted Toad of the Small Minded Idiots," — they looked at her weirdly at this point — "is essentially torturing minors. This is against the law, and we could've used it against her if the Ministry wasn't so intent on having a spy at Hogwarts—!"

"—Which means that if we send in a complaint they'll find a way to sweep it under the rug," Sirius finished.

"What if we just tell Dumbledore?" Asked Remus. "Maybe he'll be able to actually do something about it."

"NO!" They all looked at Harry, stunned at his outburst. "We are not telling Dumbledore. I don't need to disturb him. Besides, this is between her and me. It's a battle of wills. And if we tell Dumbledore, she'll win!"

"Harry, you can't just go on like this. What she's doing—it's illegal!" Said Hermione.

"She's right, Harry. You can't just let some bigoted toad do this! She's not going to win if you tell someone, but she is if you keep letting her do what she wants," Said Remus, letting his wisdom show, demonstrating exactly why he should be the DADA teacher instead of some old cow.

"Which is why we should tell Dumbledore!" Said Sirius. Tonks nodded at this vigorously.

"Look, I get what you're trying to say, but I'm not telling Dumbledore!" Harry replied stubbornly.

"Fine. Don't tell him. But at least tell Mcgonagall!" Sirius pleaded.

Harry agreed, however grudgingly, and desperately trying to change the subject, suggested they think of ways to get the three of them that weren't Hogwarts students into Hogwarts.

"We use your invisibility cloak!" Exclaimed Sirius, after they discussed many different possibilities, some of which include disillusionment charms, and disguising themselves as Hogwarts students.

The five shared a scary smile as they figured out the first stage of their scheme.

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As the inhabitants of 12 Grimmauld Place were having breakfast, an owl carrying the Daily Prophet tapped on the window. Sirius had gotten up to open the window, put a knut into the pouch the owl carried, and relieved it of its burden.

As it flew away, Sirius got his first look at the paper and instantly doubled over in laughter.

As everyone else looked at him as if he was insane, he showed the paper to Remus and Tonks, who had shared a look and gone over to see if he was okay, and the both of them joined him in his insane laughter thing.

Everyone else had decided that if they were going to wait until the three controlled their laughter enough to show them what had gotten them in such a state, they'd all die of old age, so instead, Fred, George, Ginny, Ron, Hermione and Harry walked over to them and finally got a glimpse at the headline at the top of the page. They also joined the rest in their laughing fit at the headlines.

HOGWARTS HIGH INQUISITOR, DADA PROFESSOR, AND SENIOR UNDERSECRETARY TO THE MINISTEr OF MAGIC FOUND TO BE DRUNK AND COVERED IN FIREWHISKEY AT WORK

"And the best part," Tonks managed to get through, "was that I got the headlines almost word for word!"

No one questioned why or how she would know about this beforehand, as they were too busy laughing their arses off. They were laughing so hard, it was a wonder Walburga Black's portrait didn't wake up.

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Again, guys, I'm so sorry! Summer vacation is coming up soon, so hopefully I can update more then. Also, I changed my username to match my tumblr username, to defuse any confusion. I love you guys so much!

~selenethemoontitan