Hiya! This chapter is short because I plan to save the rest for tomorrow or whenever I get this done. And to make up for it, I'll make the fifth chapter long for a present for all of you lovely readers of mine! Please leave a review and favorite! Farewell and Enjoy!

-Let there be midnight

ME NO OWN FAIRY TAIL!


Baby Bottle Kitten

Gray sat in the kitchen with his arm draped behind him while Erza sat in front of him, Happy on the table chewing lazily on a fish, and Lucy sitting on the counter. Right at the moment, they were currently engaged in a conversation about what they should feed Natsu. Will he eat like he normally does? Or will he eat what cats eat? Oh this is all so confusing! Unbeknownst to them, the teenage neko had snuck out of the apartment after his nap, bored and wanting to go play outside, plus, he saw some nice looking birds outside that just screamed 'EAT ME!', so he will.

"Shouldn't we just give him fish?" Lucy asked, slamming the back of her head on the cabinet behind her with frustration. Erza shook her head, stubbornly with her hands crossed over her chest.

"No. I think we should feed him warm milk in a bottle." she said sternly, eyes glinting with something that made Gray want to edge off of his seat in fear of what the red haired woman was thinking.

"Um… I hope you do know he isn't a baby…" Gray deadpanned, mostly in fear that she was going to punish him for even saying that. He sighed in relief when she showed signs of not killing him.

"I know, but he probably won't remember and I don't want to pass this chance up." she insisted, eyes sparkling at how she thought he would look like when she feed him with a baby bottle. Oh, how that made her shiver in excitement! Seeing Erza act like this, Gray scooted his chair farther away from her, fear creeping up on him.

"Nee, Erza, you are starting to sound like Mira." Happy commented, smiling a little bit at her. Erza just shrugged, too deep in thought about baby-neko-Natsu to even care or listen to Happy. Lucy sighed heavily, banging her head again as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Seriously! How difficult is feeding Natsu be?!" she asked, looking at them. "I mean, he is Natsu we're talking about! Even if he turned into a kitten, it can't be that difficult to feed him! Heck, we can throw a cow his way and it will be gone before our eyes can blink!" Lucy threw her arms in the air, exaggerating.

"True, Natsu can eat anything as long as it isn't too cold for him." Gray agreed with her. Erza smiled with triumph as a baby bottle just suddenly appeared in her hand.

"That settles it!" she shouted, standing up with stars in her eyes. "We're feeding him like a baby!" Happy turned to Erza, sweetdropping.

"Where'd you get the bottle?" he asked her. Erza pushed her way past the table Lucy, Gray, and Happy following in suit.

"No questions asked!" and with that, she walked into the living room, looking around for Natsu. "Natsu! Time to eat!" she called. Silence followed after her as they soon scanned the apartment to see that it was empty. Their eyes traveled to the now wide opened door, silence still hanging thickly in the air. After a few minutes of silence and it had finally dawned on all of them that the Salamander turned kitten had fled the apartment leaving the door wide open, Happy was the one to break the silence.

"Looks like we lost Natsu…" he mumbled. The others nodded, seemingly in a daze.

"Aye." They all replied before things turned hectic.

"NATSU! WHERE DID YOU GO!"