~We did it! We got three follows from three lovely people: Coyote Smith, Stendy fan101, & Msshortiegothicbunny. Thank you guys! And now, what you've all been waiting for…(drumroll)…the FIGHT SCENE! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Enjoy.
Back to You (4)
"HYYA!" they yelled in harmony as they reached for a good spot to hold the other down.
The sudden shrieks from Kenny & Kyle startled Cartman. He shook for a second as if he was being electrocuted, & threw his drumstick, which hit the wall behind him.
Kenny managed to grab Kyle's left hip, & Kyle managed to grab Kenny's full head of hair. Kyle was the first to strike. Since Kenny's head was at his lower torso, he kneed him in the face several times with his left knee. But Kenny didn't let up, for he moved his grip from Kyle's hips, to Kyle's balls. He grabbed them tightly & twisted, to which Kyle hollered in pain. Coming with Kyle's response, Kyle used Kenny's head like a dog leash, dragging Kenny to the wall on Kyle's right. Kyle then slammed Kenny's face to the wall, & held his hand on the back of Kenny's head so he wouldn't escape. He continued pushing Kenny's face farther & farther into the wall, scrunching it like Playdoh. "UGH, fuck me!" was Kenny's muffled cry. "As you wish…." Kyle said with a tone so evil, it even scared Cartman. Kyle attempted to get on top of Kenny to do so, but Kenny neighed like a horse, & bucked him off. Cartman was confused by all this, this was getting really weird really fast. He winced when he saw Kyle fall off Kenny & bang his head on the floor.
At this time, Kenny's condition was a black left eye, two bruised cheeks, & a mildly twisted & bloody nose.
Kyle's condition was horrible feeling balls & a small headache.
So far, Kyle was winning.
With Kyle still on the floor, Kenny attempted to body slam him, but Kyle rolled to his side, sending him to the hard ground. Kenny grunted while Cartman chuckled hysterically. Kenny looked over to him, & got up. He yelled "YOU WANNA SEE SOMA THIS?" to which Cartman shouted "NO! NO I'M SORRY!" backing up to the wall. Kenny was walking up to him to beat him up, when Cartman said "Kenny, KENNY stop! Please!" then Cartman barely managed to spit out this, "I'll shut up."
"Good!" Kenny replied, & little did he know that Kyle had gotten up as well.
So, caught off-guard, Kenny was plummeted to the ground once again, held in a choker-hold. He squirmed on the ground, flailing his fists & legs, struggling to find a place to hit Kyle. Gasping for air, he tried even harder to fight back.
"Yeah, that's right. Squirm, you little bitch!" Kyle mocked with a smirk.
Kenny was losing all hope. He was sure he was going to die by murder, again, & be sent to Hell, AGAIN. He looked around, trying to find something to help him stay alive. Everything was going in slow motion, as he felt like passing out. His vision was slightly blurry, & his face was a deep purple at this time. He continued looking around until he saw Cartman. Cartman was smiling that evil smile for when he was devising a plan that was "unstoppable". This set Kenny off. He was now more furious than ever. That mocking sight of Cartman seemed to give him strength (and hope) to kick his legs over his head. So like a back roll, he swung his legs backwards, hitting Kyle in the face, & causing him to lose his choker-hold. Kenny then rolled back so he was in a squatting position. His butt was hovering over Kyle's face when he got the famous juvenile idea: fart. So, laughing hysterically, he continually exposed Kyle to his terrible farts (although not as terrible as Cartman's).
At this time, Kenny's condition was still bruised on his face, & now his face was a little purple. And a very satisfied mood.
Kyle on the other hand was hopelessly turning his head side-to-side, trying to find air that wasn't exposed to fart.
So far, well I guess you could say so, Kenny was winning.
Kyle started thinking about surrendering, knowing Kenny wasn't going to stop, but, remembering his pain & suffering, his sadness & anger caused by Kenny, & assuring that he will give Kenny what he deserves, thought Fuck surrendering to the king of pussies! He made me suffer for the last time!
Kyle looked for a solution to this problem when he remembered Kenny was squatting.
"PAYBACK TIME!" Kyle shouted through the room, remembering his pain & sorrow, he gathered his remaining strength, & took back his justice. He did the same as Kenny did to him: he grabbed Kenny's balls, & twisted twice as hard as what Kenny did, adding a fist into the stomach. Now that Kenny was lying in pain on the floor, Kyle got up as quickly as he could, & stood before Kenny.
"Kyle! Kyle! PLEHEHEHEASE! I'm done with this! STOOOOOOOOOOP!" Kenny panicked & sobbed on the ground. He put his hands over his face in self-defense. He quivered & shivered with the blood in his veins pumping hard & fast. He was now in more pain than ever. This was the slowest & most painful death, if this was his death. He sure felt like he was dying…. Who knew Kyle could fight so hard? Just face it; he kicked your ass. Kenny thought-scolded himself.
"I will NEVER, EVER forgive you for what you did!" Kyle growled through gritted teeth.
Kenny wanted to say something, but Kyle continued on.
"Stan is dead because of you! Stan was my super best friend! And now he's gone because of a $20.00 bill, a stupid dumbass driver, & a cock-sucking, son-of-a-bitch-ass, RETARDED BOY!" Kyle told off Kenny like he told off Ike.
"Okay, so first of all, I'm not Ike, okay? Don't talk to me like that!" Kenny tried to tell off Kyle. What? How the hell did he know? Kyle thought confusingly.
"And second of all, don't you think you're overreacting just a LITTLE bit!" Kenny added.
To this remark, Kyle kicked Kenny's ribs to shut him up.
"OVERREACTING!? Why would I be overreacting?" Kyle ranted back to Kenny. "Am I supposed to be happy & forget about what happened & move on? And if you can, GOOD FOR FUCKING YOU! But I just can't! Stan was closer to me than anyone else in the world! How do you think that makes me feel? Huh? How do you think that makes me feel that my best friend is dead because one of my goddamned friends is too dumbfounded to watch the busy road when something is 'too good to be true' on there? HUH? ANSWER ME, GODDAMNIT!"
"HOW DO YOU THINK STAN FEELS RIGHT NOW!?" Kenny screamed back at Kyle.
Kyle paused for about 5 seconds before he retorted smartly.
"Stan is dead." He answered stupidly.
"I know, smartass." Kenny glared at Kyle. "But how do you think he feels right now that you are fighting me your whole life just to kill me & 'give me what I deserve'? Do you think he's cheering you on? Probably not, dumbass! He's probably disappointed in you right now, shaking his head. Telling you 'Kyle, let it go!' or something like that. Honestly, if I were him, I would think you're being a whiney little bitch right now, but I'm not him, so I want you to think about what HE might be thinking, what HE might say if you ever saw him again. Stan is watching you, Kyle. Think about that."
From the distance, Cartman was looking up to the ceiling, now knowing that Stan was watching him, & Cartman felt paranoid. And as for Kyle, Kyle was about to kick Kenny again. But when he heard that speech, he lowered his leg back to the ground, & looked at his feet in shame. He knew he had made a big mistake.
Sniffling again, he held out a hand for Kenny to help him up, & Kenny took it. Immediately after he pulled Kenny up, he held him in a tight hug, crying again.
"Kenny, PLEASE forgive me! I'm so sorry!" Kyle wailed loudly.
"It's ok, buddy. It's okay." Kenny said warmly, patting Kyle on the back.
"(sniffle) Excuse me for a second…." Kyle excused himself & walked over to Cartman. He sucker punched Cartman in the face, which caused Cartman to pass out. "That's what you get for making me work for you, fatass!"
After that, he ran back over to Kenny & continued crying in his arms.
"Oh Kenny! Are you still mad?" Kyle asked innocently.
"Well, a little because you cracked my nose & stole money from my family," Kenny stated mater-of-factly. "But at least you finally understand."
~Sooooooooooooooo how was it? My first fight scene? That took me a while to write. And I was snooping around fan fiction to find some good fighting moves for the fight scene, & that took about a day, because there's not much fan fictions where there's a big fight scene. But anyways, review what you thought about it, favorite if you loved it, follow if you want more, & PM me on a story you think I should write next.
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