A/N: I don't own The Mummy or its characters.
Ardeth Bay walks onto the stage, then sits down in the chair.
Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Ardeth Bay: Who's there?
Announcer: Ardeth Bay…He's a Satanist.
Ardeth: What? No I'm not!
Announcer: Are too!
Ardeth: I am not!
Announcer: Oh yeah, then why do you always wear black, huh?
Ardeth: Lots of people wear black!
Announcer: Oh yeah? Name five.
Ardeth: Um….
Announcer: Told you. Ardeth Bay….he's in league with Imhotep.
Ardeth: Don't be absurd! I wish to prevent the creature from ruling the world, I'm not about to help him!
Announcer: Sure you are, and I've got photographic evidence!
Ardeth: No you don't!
Announcer: Yes I do!
Ardeth: Prove it!
Announcer…you're a Satanist!
Ardeth: NO I AM NOT!
Announcer: Now you know Ardeth Bay, the Satanist who's in league with Imhotep.
Ardeth: You're insane! I'm not in league with the creature! And I'm NOT a Satanist! Hello? Are you listening? I AM NOT A SATANIST!!!
A/N: Short chapter, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else to add. Next up is Beni, and it'll be longer.
