A/N: I don't own The Mummy or its characters.

Ardeth Bay walks onto the stage, then sits down in the chair.

Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

Ardeth Bay: Who's there?

Announcer: Ardeth Bay…He's a Satanist.

Ardeth: What? No I'm not!

Announcer: Are too!

Ardeth: I am not!

Announcer: Oh yeah, then why do you always wear black, huh?

Ardeth: Lots of people wear black!

Announcer: Oh yeah? Name five.

Ardeth: Um….

Announcer: Told you. Ardeth Bay….he's in league with Imhotep.

Ardeth: Don't be absurd! I wish to prevent the creature from ruling the world, I'm not about to help him!

Announcer: Sure you are, and I've got photographic evidence!

Ardeth: No you don't!

Announcer: Yes I do!

Ardeth: Prove it!

Announcer…you're a Satanist!

Ardeth: NO I AM NOT!

Announcer: Now you know Ardeth Bay, the Satanist who's in league with Imhotep.

Ardeth: You're insane! I'm not in league with the creature! And I'm NOT a Satanist! Hello? Are you listening? I AM NOT A SATANIST!!!

A/N: Short chapter, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else to add. Next up is Beni, and it'll be longer.