The 7 last words of the church:
"We have always done it like that!"

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In front of a Jashin-temple is a poster written on it stands:
"Do you know what is Hells Torture?"
written under that with a marker:
"If no then come and listen to the orgel player!"

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Ying-Yang to Megatron:
Ying-Yang: Brother why do you have a blue optic?
Megatron: Well as we said during our prayer:
"And save us from all evil!.." I coinsadly looked at my mother-in-law.

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Mask is walking through the park yelling:
"NOW I CAN WALK; NOW I CAN WALK!"
A priest is trying to stop him, after a few trys, he made it and askes:
Silver: Son did a wonder happen to you?
Mask: No, someone stole my Bike!

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A priest is going to Love to talk about his mental state:
Love: Do you talk in your sleep?
Silver: no I only talk whil others sleep!

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At the see Genezareth, a few tourists want to be taken to the other side.
The Ship-Drive costs 10$
Jason: Pretty expensive.
Swindle: But think about it. Our lord walked over this see!
Jason: I would've done the same with thiese prices.

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Silver is holding a very long sermon, in the middle of it a man gets up and walks away.
Silver: HALT! Where are you going?
Bangaa: I'm going to get my hair cut!
Silever: Why couln't you have done that befor?
Bangaa: I didn't have to before

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SilverStorm and Zippy are camping, in the missle of the night SliverStorm wakes up and askes Zippy:
SilverStorm: Zippy? What can you see?
Zippy: I can see stars
SilverStorm: And what does that mean?
Zippy: Well seeing it out of the astronomicle sight: it tells me that there are millions of Stars and planets yet to be found.
Seeing it Astroloicle I can say that the planet Saturn is in the Lion.
See it in the time I can say that it's 3:15 a.m.
Seeing it Theologicale I can say that Primus is the most mightyest thing of all, and that we don't mean anything.
And seeing it in the form of weather I can say that tomorrow it will be a beautyful day.
What does it tell you?
SilverStorm is quiet for a bit then he says:
SilverStorm: Zippy you Idiot, Someone stole our Tent!