A/N: HI GUYS! i'm still alive! sorry i haven't been updating, i've got my GCSE's this week. 1 down. like 24534543 to go. For those of you outside of the little UK they're like really important exams that we have to do, and if we fail then i guess it's Tescos for me. (Tescos is like wal-mart? i think...) Anyway thats one of my excuses, my other is i've been distracted by someone. someone who i doubt i'll see for a while seeing as the new CoD's out.
Hi black Ops (or whatever its called. i'm not a boy i don't care.) goodbye social/love life!
i still have my GCSE's but to be honest i don't care, i care more about you guys. (awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.) so whatever i'll update when i can!
Enjoy. Read. Review. PEACE


Chapter 4: So am i like, a hero now or something? or would that be heroine...

"Nonsense - Insolence! She is of no such thing!"
"But then how would Tony know her!"
Thanks for that, Rudolph…
"Darling, look at her… She's a fine example! Your new little friend is obviously mistaken- you know how humans are…" Now I'm sure this puff-haired woman means well, and I'm sure she didn't just mean to insult me and my cousin- well, me…But I still opened my mouth to wittily react.
Mer. Gregory-Douche face- clocked what I was about to do and practically shoved me out the way so I wouldn't say anything.
"Don't!"
"Fine!"
"Her skin, for the beginning… its pale. And her eyes… and her hair! It's not like your friend's, it looks dead like ours!" charming! "! In fact…Frederick, doesn't she remind you of-" "Mama my hair is not dead!"
Anna.
"Of course it is Anna you are dead."
"Gregory! Be nice to your sister!"
"What? We are dead! What am I supposed to do? Pretend everything is perfect? Doesn't that go against our whole plan?"
"Gregory!"
I really, really don't want to go into this right now…
Oh whaddaya know.
"How do you know her, Tony?"
"She's my cousin, duh!"
Shit.
"ANOTHER MORTAL! LEAVE I SAY!"
"But father…!"
"Be quiet Gregory!"
"Frederick she doesn't look like a spy. If she is related to the boy then she is quite safe."
"This place is not for mortals, let alone mortal…females."
"Excuse me?"
"Ingrid don't s-!"
Oops, Too late! Can't stop me now Greg, I'm on a roll.
"
The mortal girl can speak our language!" Anna Squealed.
I suppose if it wasn't for the fangs and the whole she-could-kill-me situation she'd be quite sweet.
"Of course I can, I'm foreign, not retarded. And don't talk to me like I'm a piece of dirt!" I directed this at Frederick. "This isn't the Middle Ages, women actually have rights nowadays- freedom of speech being one of them!"
"She's a fiery one…" The vampire woman nodded her head at me- what? Was that approvingly…? Whoa.

"Trust Gregory to find a-"
"Shut up Rudolph!"
"Gregory…!"
"That wasn't me!"
… what?
TONY!
Shit, tony! Don't piss these vampires off! They're freaking vampires.
… Then again I think I'm past this stage. Hypocrite!

"Tony did you just tell me to-"
"Be quiet Rudolph! I hear something!"
What… what's that…whirring?
Please don't tell me Tony's about to crap himself…
I'm not cleaning that up.
"Rookery! Get back! Get back! Go! Take the family!"
"Rookery?"
Before I could finish my question a rather familiar blue hand was wrapped around my waist pulling me backwards.
"What the-…?"
Ow!
As I fell down on top of douche fag, I vaguely saw some kind of wooden spear…fly in front of me… and hit the tombstone.
"That…could have been me…" All my spunkiness has gone at this point.
My lips trembled at the words and I shuddered.
I could be dead.
Wait!
They're still all screaming-
The hobo's still there!
TONY'S STILL THERE!
I shifted my body- which was shuddering at the near-death experience and also the coldness of the animated corpse I was laying on top of.
Ah, I'm still on top of him.
"Are you okay?" I whispered to him as I rolled onto the mossy ground. This is SO gonna ruin my nice soft dress. But oh well, bigger fish to fry ATM!
"Yes, I am fine. Are you…okay?"
"Mm, thanks to you… Thanks, do-" I stopped and inhaled a deep breath. "Gregory."
I looked over my left shoulder to see him. God I thought I'd have crushed him.
I didn't by the way. I'm not fat. Just the power of the fall you know.
"DO YOUR WORST!"
I heard Frederick shouting at the guy that looks like a homeless man.
Well that's a lie, actually. I saw a homeless man the other Day and he was in better shape than this fag.
"Your father!" I scrambled myself off the mossy ground and held a hand to Gregory, who looked quite confused at my strangely chivalrous act, then took it and stood up.
As we turned round to help I saw something I didn't ever think I'd see.
Tony doing something right.
"TONY!"
I rushed over to him just as he pulled the plug on the hobo's woody device. Oh, it's a stake shooter. My bad!
"I'm-I'm just trying to help!"
"I know, I know! And you are! Just, quickly hide now okay!" I gave him a quick hug then pushed him towards Gregory, who had followed me.

Aww, Tony looks scared. Oh, Gregory looks confused.
"He won't hurt you, Tony! Go with him! Hide!"
I shot a look at Gregory and he mouthed the words "What about you?" To me.
"Forget-about-me-just-take-tony-I'll-be-fine"
I shot so quickly it took him a second or two to figure out the words in the string I just said.
"GO!"
And with that I pushed him over.
Not completely over. Just enough to get them going!
By now Hobo was shining a really, really bright light at Chuck Norris over there.

I turned to run in the same direction as Tony when hobo turned around.
"YOU…!"
Shit.
He came towards me with his illuminated cross.
Is that all he's got?
"HA!"
I stood there with a bored look on my face.
Heck, I even stuck a hand on my hip.
"What kind of blood-sucker are you?"
"Err your mum?"
OWNED!
Shit he's growling at me.
run!
I turned on my heels and ran through the brushes and bushes.
I turned around- He was still after me!
Inna now really wasn't the time to go all yo' mama on his ass…
I carried on running.
"AHA!"
SHIT HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME.
I turned around and started jogging backwards, at least I know where he is now…
He tripped.
"HA!" I laughed at his misery. I'm a terrible person like that.
I wasn't laughing for long.

I stepped backwards onto…well… nothing.
And fell down a hole.
"AH SHIT!"
But I fell right on…
You guessed it!
Gregory.
"Hi."
"Hello."
"Sorry for crushing you dude."
"No problem, I'm used to it."
I got myself up into a standing position, only to see the hobo's dirty face above the hole.
"QUICK!"
I pulled Gregory over to the side- there was a little crypt, kind of;
Just missing a stake-y thing fly into the stone ground where we just were.
I guess I pulled with such a force, because I slammed him into the wall.
Oh well, better than being dead…
Well…Dead again.

"Now we're even." I whispered. "You saved my life, I saved yours."
"Yes…And you hurt your back on the ground, I hurt mine on the stone."
We both chuckled. Well, he chuckled and I giggled. I either giggle or have a full-blown laughing fit, and now is definitely not the time or place for that.

"Come on…" He took my forearm and guided me through the darkness to a larger 'room' where the others were.
Just as we walked in; a huge firework…? Burst down, alight.
Hiss

Hiss

Hiss…

Shit.

Luckily it wasn't that powerful and they could just shield themselves easily.
It didn't last long, either.
Guess the guys too cheap to get a proper working one.

But while the sudden burst of light was warming the darkness, I took this as an opportunity to look around.
For somewhere where ya store dead people, it's kinda nice.
I heard Tony doing the same;
"Whoa…"
"Whoa is right, little man. Whoa is…right."
I puffed out my cheeks and ruffled his hair.
"What the heck have we just got ourselves into, Inna?"
"I dunno, little man. But the worst is over now…"
Unknown to me, this was just the beginning.


A/N: thanks for reading that guys. sorry it's a bit disappointing and even i think its a bit cliched. but i promise this is the only chapter like that. Well, i dont know that yet cause this is the last chapter i actually have written... so i guess i better start writing again! :D By the way, Harry's coming back into it. YAY
He's my favourite character. He's loosely based on one of my best friends who acts (if not worse!) like Harry in this story. Ah, i love 'em.
And i love you for reading!

HAHAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THAR.

lol.

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