Authors Note: This chapter takes place a couple of hours from where the last left off. We get to see what Peewit's revenge is and some fluffiness between Johan and Livy. ;D

I own nothing! (except Livy)

Alcohol. For some it's a drink used for celebrations. Others it's a way to escape their troubles. And then there are the people who just enjoy a bit of the bubbly, but to Livy, alcohol is just nothing but trouble.

It was because of a drunk driver that her parents were taken from her. It was because of alcohol that caused her Uncle to beat her. Granted he wasn't the most pleasant of men when he was sober but her was one hundred times worse when he was drunk. Not to mention the fact that she had witnessed first hand the effects of hangovers from her fellow classmates at school.

It was these reasons and others why Livy never touched the stuff. Sure wine was served with dinner every night, but Livy would just opt for water or juice instead. Yes the first couple of nights after she first arrived at the castle she would take a glass to be polite, but she never actually drank the wine. She would just put the goblet to her lips and pretend to drink. She had her reasons why she didn't.

Perhaps if Peewit would have known the reason why his friend refused the wine, perhaps he wouldn't have done what he had done. Perhaps he would have chosen a different form of revenge to inflict upon the girl. But he did not so he did what he did.

It was dinner time and Johan and Livy were engaged in a deep conversation. Something about some sort of potion or something. Peewit wasn't paying attention. The young jester was waiting for his chance to strike.

Livy and Johan were to engrossed in their conversation to pay attention and the King was still bored as he played with his food and Dame Barbra was to busy in her attempts to cut her food the proper way.

Now was his chance. Peewit looked one last time and "accidently" bumped Livy's goblet, which caused the drink to wobble and then spilled the grape juice right into Livy's lap.

"And so you mix the rock powder with the- AH!" Livy shrieked as she felt something cold and wet land in her lap. She pushed back in her chair and stood up to reveal a rather large purple stain on her dress.

"Oh how clumsy of me! I am so sorry Livy!" Peewit said as he picked up the knocked over goblet.

"Master Peewit do be more careful!" Dame Barbra scolded.

"Here let me get you another drink." Peewit offered. Quick as a flash the jester snatched up the goblet and disappeared into the kitchen while Livy left to go change. Johan eyed the kitchen door. Peewit was up to something and he knew it.

Once safe within the kitchen the jester went over to the wine cellar. Lucky for him the cook had retired for the day and no one else was around to stop him.

He opened the door and entered the wine cellar in search of his choice of weapon. He selected a rather strong brand of wine.

"Perfect"

After struggling with the cork for a few minutes, he tipped the bottle and let the purple liquid fill the goblet. He replaced the cork and put the half emptied bottle on the rack.

Peewit then turned on his heel and chuckled quietly as he exited the cellar and then the kitchen.

Peewit returned to the dining room just as Amelia finished mopping up the mess and Livy returned now wearing a different dress identical to the one Peewit had spilled the juice on.

"Here ya go Livy sorry about that." Peewit said as he handed the girl the drink.

"That's alright Peewit. Accidents happen." Livy replied as she returned to her seat. Johan eyed the jester, but Peewit ignored him and stuffed a mouthful of mashed potatoes in his mouth.

After a moment, the spill was forgotten and everyone went back to their eating and conversing.

Peewit kept watching Livy out of the corner of his eye. Anxiously waiting for her to take a drink. Dang it! Why won't she just shut up and drink already?

Once Johan had started to talk Livy finally grabbed her goblet and took a sip. She crinkled her nose at the odd taste that filled her mouth.

"Is something the matter M'lady?" Johan asked her when he saw the odd look on the girls face.

"My drink just tastes kinda funny is all." she said. Oddly enough she took another small sip. She shrugged her shoulders and said "It's still good."

Livy took over the conversation but failed to notice the look that Johan shot towards Peewit who kept stuffing his mouth to keep himself from giggling or smiling.

Not to minutes later dinner was over and everyone went their seperate ways. Every one that is except for a certain blonde and a certain brunette.

"So how ya like your "grape juice?" Peewit asked with a chuckle.

Livy didn't answer him as she guzzled down the supposed juice.

Ten minutes later

"(hiccup) Hey...(hiccup)...that curtain is red...(hiccup)" Livy giggled as she pointed to a nearby curtain.

"Yes it is." Peewit chuckled. " I guess Livy had more than her share." he thought aloud.

"Hey Peelit...(hiccup) I know you from somewhere..."

"Uh were friends." Peewit explained to the drunken girl.

"No...(hiccup) that's not it (hiccup)... Can I has some more grape juice?" She asked holding the empty goblet out to the jester.

Peewit debated, Should he? He then remembered how the girl had failed to warn him about the song and how he had made a fool of himself in front of the king.

"Sure." the devious little jester said as he took the goblet and went to refill it.

"Peewit have you seen Livy?" Johan asked the jester another fifteen minutes later.

Peewit simply pointed his thumb in the direction where the girl was currently having a conversation with a statue. Yes a statue.

"(hiccup) Do I know you from somewhere?" Livy asked the statue.

"(hiccup) Hey lady...you-your missing your arms...(hiccup)"

"Whats wrong with her?" Johan asked Peewit.

"Let's just say that she had a little bit to much to drink."

It dawned on Johan. "You spiked her drink didn't you? You purposely spilled her drink and then switched out the juice for wine! Didn't you?"

"If I say yes, what will happen?" the jester asked smugly.

"You know...(hiccup)...you don't talk much...but (hiccup) your a good listener...Let's be friends...! (hiccup)" Livy slurred.

"How much did you give her?"

"Only two glasses." Peewit explained. "...Of the strongest stuff we got."

"Peewit what on earth possessed you to do such a thing?" Johan asked facepalming himself.

"For revenge on her for not telling me about that song." Peewit explained only to be interrupted by loud laughter from Livy.

"(hiccup) Your funny hehehehe (hiccup) hehehe" Livy laughed at apparently a joke that the statue had told.

"We'll talk about this later." Johan said to Peewit as he went over to Livy.

"Livy?"

"Uh...Johan! (hiccup)...Me-meet my new friend-um (hiccup) I don't know her name." Livy slurred introducing Johan to the statue.

"Uh...Nice to meet you?" Johan said to the statue humoring the girl.

When the statue didn't reply Livy did.

"I know she doesn't talk...(hiccup)...don't take it personally...she does it to everyone (hiccup)"

"Livy your drunk." Johan said with a slight chuckle.

"I (hiccup) am?" Livy asked confused.

"Come on lets get you to bed." Johan reached over and grabbed her arm and started to lead her up the stairs.

"(hiccup) Y-you know some(hiccup)thing Johan?" Livy slurred as she stumbled up the stairs.

"What is that Livy?" Johan asked as he put her arm over his neck to help her balance better.

"(hiccup) Your a nice guy Jo(hiccup)han...Your a very nice (hiccup) guy."

"Thank you M'lady." the squire chuckled.

"M'lady?...(hiccup) Who's M'lady?...(hiccup) I-I'm Livy you silly..." she slurred.

"Your M'lady." Johan explained.

The two finally had made it to Livy's room. Johan kicked open the door and led the tipsy girl to the bed.

"J-Johan?" Livy asked as Johan helped her onto the bed.

"Yes M'lady?"

Without warning, Livy reached up and grabbed Johan by the front of his shirt and yanked him down causing his lips to crash down onto hers.

Needless to say Johan was shocked at the girls actions but what surprised him most was the fact that he didn't try to pull away.

When Livy finally did pull away the squire stumbled backwards slightly and his lips tingled from the kiss.

"I love you (hiccup)" Livy slurred.

"O-okay?" Johan mumbled not sure what to say...or think...or feel.

Livy smiled and curled up on her bed and quickly fell asleep.

Johan stood there in shock for a few moments. What just happened? Johan shook his head and quietly tiptoed out of the room and shut the door behind him.

Johan sighed and slid to the floor. He touched his lips with his fingertips. They still tingled and his heart started to thump wildly in his chest. Weird thing was...he actually liked the kiss.

"So she kissed you and told you she loved you?" Peewit asked the next day as he and Johan were walking the halls.

"Yes! But I'm pretty sure it was the alcohol talking." Johan replied. At least that's what he kept telling himself.

"Probably." Peewit replied nonchalantly.

"I still can't believe that you did that." Johan chastised the jester.

"Will you relax? Gosh a little spiked drink never hurt anyone."

"YOU DID WHAT!"

Both boys jumped and turned to see a furious looking Livy on the stairs.

"Uh oh!"

"YOU SPIKED MY DRINK!" She shouted.

"No! I mean, I-"

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Livy ran down the rest of the stairs pulled Johan's sword from it's sheeth and took off after the fleeing jester.

"COME HERE SO I CAN SLICE YOU UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM!"

"MOMMA!"

AN: And that is why you should never give Livy alcohol. I know this is different than what I normally write but just trying to branch out a little bit. BTW the sequal to "The Adventures of Johan Peewit and Livy" should be out if not next week, then on Valentines day.

As always please review, now if you excuse me I got to go murder a certain blonde jester. (pulls out an axe) COME BACK HERE PEEWIT!

Peewit: MOMMA!