Title: Teach Me
Author: Jordan Herbert

Rating: M seriously if you're reading this and you haven't had 'the talk' with your parents...well tell them that they don't have to bother.
Genre: Slash
Pairing: SladeRobinRed X
Chapter Summary: Hey, this is Red X here and I'd like to sum this chapter up in two words so here I go; hot sex.

A.N. I'm actually writing more than I thought I'd be able to since school's started so I'm taking every chance that I get to update which is why I'm pounding out one fic after the other.


Teach Me

"I'm glad to hear that," Robin stroked Red's chest for a moment or two more before he climbed from Slade's lap to straddle Red X's hips as he kept his hand over the other teen's heart. He could feel how excited the other was but he wasn't too surprised since Red X had been hard for a while now; too long in both his and Red's opinion.

He started to draw patterns on Red's chest—a few 'X's here and there just to help him remember that he was actually here with Red X—when he noticed that he was sticky with his seed from when he had orgasmed with Slade inside him. Robin didn't particularly like to be sticky; in fact, he just didn't like to be dirty. Sure, he'd play mud-tackle-football and stank-ball with Cyborg and Beast Boy any day that they asked, but once the fun was over and he realized how dirty he was, he'd immediately head for the showers to get squeaky clean again.

An idea suddenly came to his head and Robin smirked purely from the thought. Red X liked to tease and he probably liked others to tease him back; Robin would test that hypothesis and oblige to it.

He ran his finger through the ejaculation sprayed on his stomach and slowly trailed it up to his mouth. He stuck his pink tongue out and lapped slowly at his finger, watching Red's eyes widened a bit as his mouth dropped open a fraction. Robin smirked and traced his puffy-due-to-kissing lips as though he was applying Chap Stick or something to them. When Red licked his own lips—probably imagining that they were Robin's instead—he then licked his own clean. Gathering some more, he quickly stuck his finger in his mouth, sucking it overly clean with as loud of a slurping noise as he could make before he pulled his finger out.

Running his pointer finger over his stomach again, Robin brought up another semen clad finger to his lips. But before he had time to do anymore of the teases that had come to his mind, Red X had pushed his shoulders suddenly and had him pinned on his back.

Red sucked Robin's finger into his own mouth and Robin couldn't help but chuckle a bit at how truly greedy the theft could be. "I thought you'd like me to tease you." Robin grinned as Red nipped lightly at his finger and then returned the grin.

"Kid, I had to wait while you got it on with Slade. Do you really think I can wait anymore, teasing or not?" Red X raised an eyebrow and licked the top row of his teeth, making it showy at how well he moved his tongue.

Robin raised a brow back, his smirk lingering on his face. "Don't you want me to be clean and fresh before we begin? In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit sticky at the moment," he added as an afterthought, "and it's probably not fun to be sticking to things during this."

"Trust me, I've noticed." Red X shifted his weight to his knees and leaned his head over Robin's torso, bending his back and promptly sticking his ass in the air as he bent closer to Robin's actual skin. "And don't worry about cleaning yourself up, I'm on it." He certainly was as he didn't even hesitate and began to lick long strokes with his tongue through the semen.

Watching Red X repeatedly lap up his semen was starting to get Robin hard again. He couldn't help it, not that anyone really minded, but Red X was acting as though he was licking the best ice cream in the world and he didn't even care that some of it was now on his chin.

When he finished, Red licked his lips and flashed Robin a grin as he shifted his weight evenly to his hands beside Robin's shoulders again so his face could hover a few inches above Robin's. "You missed a spot." Robin leaned up and swiped his tongue over Red X's chin.

The boy hissed and bit lip. "Damn it, I'm so wound up already that I'm probably going to come the moment I enter you."

"Is there something that can get you less wound up?" Robin asked. He didn't want Red X's turn to be over so quickly, it really wasn't fair to the elder teen.

"There's nothing you can do; everything you do, especially since you're naked, is just sexy. Hell, you could probably take a shit right now and I'd still come harder than I have ever come before." Robin rolled his eyes. Red really had a way with words, just not always a good way with them.

Behind the boys, Slade sighed and finally adjusted himself so he was leaning comfortably against the headboard. "Red X, as a child, did you ever walk in on your parents during intercourse?"

"Of course, every child has the unfortunate timing of having a nightmare the night that their parents are…Yeah that did the job." Red X's eyes visibly winced as the mental images of his old man and old woman—as he liked to call them—entered his mind. "Alright, Kid, I'm good now. I hope you're ready for your second course, because meat a la Red is about to be served."

"Is that supposed to be another bad pun?" Robin asked as he kept his mind at bay and didn't allow any thoughts of Bruce in bed with someone else enter.

Red X was quiet for a moment as his face drew into a look of concentration. Then he smirked and started to chuckle. "I didn't even realize that one." Robin felt like slapping his hand to his forehead but with the way Red X was suspended over him, he'd probably end up hitting the theft instead. "I'm funny without even meaning to be, don't you agree?"

"Funny looking maybe." Robin smirked, showing Red X that he didn't mean it in case the teen missed the obvious sarcasm in his voice.

"Ouch, Kid. Keep saying things like that and I might just never come out of my mask again." Red X fired back with the same amount of sarcasm that Robin had used.

"You wouldn't." Robin replied smugly.

"Oh I wouldn't?" Red X asked, a bit of a challenge in his voice.

"Yeah, you wouldn't because then you'd never be able to do this." And before Red had the chance to ask what 'this' was, Robin wrapped his arms around the red head's neck and pulled him into a hungry kiss.

Robin moaned as Red X quickly took charge of the kiss and pushed his tongue into his mouth with a desperate hurried speed. Robin could taste the hints of himself on the other teen's tongue.

When they broke free again, Red X smirked. "I see you found a way to get back on track."

"Well, I kept wondering how you could be acting so normal when you've had an erection longer than I have since mine is already bothering me." Robin shifted uncomfortably. It really wasn't fun to be hard for a long period of time if you didn't touch yourself or get someone to touch you.

"Yeah, well, I kind of have an attention problem and just go with whatever catches my attention for the moment, which would explain why I'm always stealing shiny items." Red X smiled to himself and Robin shook his head with a happy grin on his face as well. The theft certainly was one of a kind; thank goodness.

"Then grab some lube and let me draw your attention away from whatever might be shiny in this room." Robin tried to do a low, seductive tone, but he found it wasn't really as effective as he had wanted. So he purred and was satisfied with the look on Red's face to consider that his sexy tone.

"Alright, so I'm the only one here who can't purr?" Red X asked as he looked over at Slade who was pretty much beaming, if Slade beamed.

"Looks like it." Slade reached over the side of the bed to grab the container of lube which had fallen to the floor to hand to Red X. "And it also looks like I have one more example of how alike Robin and I are."

Robin physically flinched. He had never thought that anything that they said during this…state would be used against him. Then again, he had to remember that he was in a room with a man who sought out anything he could use for blackmail and knew all kinds of different ways to manipulate people. And a theft who probably wasn't smart enough to blackmail or manipulate people but was also probably too nice of a person to do or want to do something like that.

"Slade--"

"Hush, kid, this is my playtime with you. You can have your little extreme argument with Slade, where you deny the obvious truth even though Slade's really only pointing out the similarities between you and him because he wants you to realize that he's not really a bad person because he's similar to you, but he never had good influences like you did and that's why he's the way he is, later, okay? And when I say later, I mean not tonight because we are on a time schedule and you're probably never going to want to do this again if Slade decides to be unfair and uses the information he collects from tonight, while you're under the influence of an aphrodisiac, and uses it against you." Red X smiled as he took the lube from the surprised Slade and leaned over the absolutely impressed and shocked Robin. "What?"

"I…I never realized that, but I guess it really makes sense." Robin frowned and looked around Red X at Slade who avoided his gaze. "Red, did you know that you're actually a lot smarter than I was giving you credit for?"

"I have my moments." Red X smirked as he didn't take any offense from Robin. "Besides, I have to be pretty smart if you think about it. After all, I am always able to pull off heists without you're brilliant mind figuring me out. Also, I hacked through Cyborg's security systems to become Red X in the first place." Robin nodded his head and he actually started to feel a little dumb. Red X had figured out stuff that he hadn't even really given thought to.

"Hey," Red X snapped him out of his thoughts before they really began. "We're doing too much thinking and talking tonight and not nearly enough moaning and groaning for this night that's supposed to be sex; just sex; no thoughts." Red lubed up two of his fingers and slid his hand behind Robin, brushing down the crack, before poking at the boy's torn entrance.

Hissing slightly, Robin nodded his head with a slight smile. "Remind me after tonight then to—oh! Oh," Robin closed his eyes and licked his lips as Red X slowly pushed both of his fingers into Robin and immediately brushed against his prostate. True that it hurt and Robin was still sore from Slade, but Red X's hands weren't as big as Slade's.

"That's better," Red X whispered against Robin's neck as he started to kiss a wet trail up and down his throat, stopping every now and then to just suck on a particular part of his neck. When he traced Robin's jugular with his tongue he began to scissor his fingers inside Robin and lapped up the sudden jerk as Robin thrusted his hips and his erection rubbed up against Red's. "Yeah, kid, just like that." Red licked his lips and allowed a little moan to escape as he went back to stretching Robin and marking his neck.

"More, Red, please, I want more." Robin whined in a low, breathy voice as he started to move back against Red's fingers, forcing them deeper and faster into himself to brush against his sweet spot.

"And I thought I was greedy." Red X laughed, sounding just as breathless as Robin did, as the Boy Wonder rocked his hips against his own. "Don't worry, kid, I've got you; I'm going to take care of you." Robin moaned and Red couldn't help but lick his jaw line and a trail up the side of his face, despite the beads of sweat starting to form on Robin's brow.

"I'm good, I'm ready, I'm stretched, just—oh, god—please, X." Robin begged as he continued to thrust his body against Red's heat and the pleasurable feeling of Red's fingers inside him.

"Not much for foreplay? Okay, I'm good with that." Red licked his lips but continued to lick and kiss Robin's face until he slid down to the boy's ear and started to nibble on it. He added a third finger inside while he blindly felt around with his free hand for the lube. He probably didn't need it; he was already slicked with pre-cum. But still, he didn't want to risk hurting Robin.

"Nice," Robin moaned when the third finger was added. "But, not what I wanted." Red X smirked while he bit Robin's ear lobe lightly.

"What do you want, Kid?" He knows, but he really wants to hear Robin say it so he has something to make him warm on those lonely nights.

"Want you, I want you so much." Robin threw his head back and exposed more of his milky pale neck for Red to immediately start to kiss again. "Please, X, now; I'm not going to be able to last much longer if you don't."

"I don't want to stop touching you, Kid, but I can't find the lube." Red X complained as his hand continued to blindly feel around on the bed for the container. Red X felt the bed shift behind him but he still couldn't stop himself from kissing Robin's neck to see what Slade was doing.

"Here," Slade pushed the container of lube into Red's hand and then settled back against the headboard to watch the live action porn show being displayed before him.

"Thanks, Big Guy." Red smirked as he heard Slade groan at the ridiculous nickname. Oh well, Slade would probably make him pay for that later, and if they were playing by Robin's rules later and all of them were getting along with each other, then maybe he could get Slade to make him pay for it in bed. They did have a bunch of play toys around the room and it would be a shame if they didn't use any of them. Besides, Red X has always been a big fan of collars and paddles. He was even a bigger fan of them being on Robin though.

But now that he had lube, he pushed thoughts of maybe kinky and naughty sexual activities away and focused on just actually getting to sex. True, he had tons of magazines, naughty websites saved on his computer, some used lube, and a dildo at home stored in his room, but just because he was a teenaged boy who was sexually active with himself it didn't mean he ever was with someone else; which in simple English terms just meant he was a horny boy that's yet to see any action other than his own fist.

Yeah, he had been making fun of Robin at the beginning for being a virgin when he was himself; he never said he wasn't a hypocrite. But neither Slade nor Robin had called him on his bluff--due to his cocky attitude, no doubt, fooling them--so he wouldn't reveal with them that he was a virgin.

Not like that mattered anymore. Red X had Robin in his hands, the Robin, Boy Wonder, super teen hero, poster boy of Justice, and the only boy that people would admit looked good in short pants and tights. He had that Robin under him, moaning and begging to be taken. Damn right he was going to take that offer and loose his virginity once and for all.

He'd no longer be a virgin in a few moments. And so he had no shamed in being a bit of a hypocrite.

He quickly lubed up himself and then stared. Robin was on his back and he really did want to see the boy's face as he took him, but he didn't think he had the strength to be able to repeatedly lift Robin up and down on his lap like Slade had. How was he supposed to do it at such a weird angle? He's read that it was plausible, but he wasn't sure about how flexible Robin was.

Robin opened his eyes and Red moaned at the pure lust brightly shining in them. "Oh god, Kid," Robin smiled, his face flushed and his lips partly opened as he panted softly and spread his legs, lifting his hips a bit. Obviously Robin was very flexible, and also had read a few dirty magazines or websites.

Pulling his fingers out, Red X positioned himself against Robin's entrance and looked up at Robin's still smiling face. He leaned up and pressed his lips against the boy's, massaging them, and then sucking the bottom one into his mouth as he slowly pushed into the—oh god, so warm, perfect--wonderful.

He felt Robin tense under his hands, which hand somehow found their way to Robin's hips, and he released the boy's lip. "You…feel wonderful, are you okay?" Red X asked as he panted. Robin clenched around him and he moaned and bowed his head as he forced himself not to move yet.

"I'm…I'll be okay." Robin smiled and leaned up to kiss him quickly then fell back against the sheets. "You don't hurt as much as Slade."

"Is that supposed to be a size joke? 'Cause I might just have to fuck you that much harder and faster if it is." Red X smirked and rubbed at Robin's hips with his thumbs.

"Promise?" Robin grinned and licked his lips as he adjusted to the stretching feeling of Red's pulsing anatomy inside him. True, Red X didn't stretch him out as much as Slade had, but it still hurt. Not to mention that because he had just been torn open it meant that he was still hurt and adding to an injury before it had time to even begin healing usually made things worse and more painful during the healing process.

Robin didn't particularly care though since he knew from recent experience that soon pleasure would course through him and make him forget all about any pain he might feel along with the pleasure. Besides, he only had this night to really loose himself and get as much sex in as his hormonal, teenaged body could withstand, and then some, until he had to go back to being Robin, Boy Not-Virgin-But-You'll-Never-Guess-By-The-Way-I-Act Wonder. Once this night was over, he knew he wasn't going to be having sex anytime soon after so he'd have plenty of time to heal properly.

Licking his lips again, making it nice and showy as he stared directly at Red X, Robin decided that he was ready for more and told Red X so in his own special way as he knew his eyes were probably sparkling now.

Red X resisted the urge to simply start moving into the heat—so much heat, God, all around him—until Robin started teasing his own lips.

Alright, he had to be ready for Red to start moving and if he wasn't then he shouldn't have teased because Red couldn't stop himself from not moving even if he didn't want to.

So he moved. Just like he said he would; fast and hard. The first thrust had surprised both Robin and Red X as the boy hit Robin's prostate directly and Robin clenched tightly around him, leaking a bit on both of their stomachs.

"Fuck, X." Robin swore breathlessly as Red stilled after that first one and tried his best not to press down too hard on Robin's hips with his hands but he couldn't loosen his grip.

"I don't think I've ever heard you swear before like that, Kid." Red X panted. "But I think I like that dirty mouth of yours." He leaned down and possessed Robin's lips with his own. Moaning as Robin's tongue pried into his mouth. The boy was starting to be daring and he liked it. Still, he was supposed to be the dominant one between them so he nipped the tongue lightly to show Robin that he was allowing him entry but the kid only moaned as Red grazed his teeth over his tongue. Oh well, he'd teach Robin that he was the dominant one some other time. Or possibly now by fucking his brains out; that would teach Robin.

Red steadied his thoughts and slowly drew out of Robin until only his head remained, keeping Robin opened and dilated. Then he snapped his hips forward at the same speed and angle as the first thrust, once again causing Robin to moan. Only this time it was straight in his mouth and he had to moan back as his body's natural aphrodisiacs were overflowing his system.

He moved out again, slow enough to let Robin feel every inch of him—despite not having as many inches as Slade, but excuse him for not being six foot four inches tall and two hundred and ten pounds of pure muscle—and slammed back into Robin was as much speed as he never knew he had. He kept that pace up until Robin broke their kiss so he could get enough air.

"Oh, Red, oh," Robin threw his head back as he moaned with some renewed breath as Red continued his slow then quick pace. It was going to drive him insane. It felt so good and Red had such wonderful precision and—oh god—he was speeding up now.

Driven by Robin's moans, Red started to pick up his speed; pulling out almost as fast as he pushed back in. Robin wasn't moaning anymore. Instead, with every slight breath he was capable of drawing, he kept repeating these little "hunh, hunh, hunh," noises with each snap of Red's hips and the theft knew that those noises would make him ruin his bed sheets in a few nights.

"God, Kid." Red panted as he moved his hands from Robin's hips to slide around him and pull their torsos closer together. He felt the glistening sweat on Robin's back and he realized that all of his senses felt heightened. He could hear every tiny breath and moan Robin made, feel the boy's hair sticking on edge, smell how strong the boy's erection was, and when he started kissing Robin again, he hoped the sweet taste of the boy would forever remain on his tongue and taste buds.

Robin cried out and spilled out on both his and Red X's stomach just as Red X spurted inside of him. The boys panted tiredly as Red supported himself on his shaking arms and pulled out. He couldn't just lie on top of Robin; he might…end up being cuddled up against the boy he had pined for so much he had to steal the kid's pants.

Giving up on keeping himself off of Robin, Red X slowly settled himself down on the boy and sighed happily as he felt Robin's chest make him rise and fall to the beating of his heart. Robin didn't seem to mind Red using him as a bed, but then again, he was still trying to collect his breath.

"So, Kid, was I fast enough for you?" Red asked as he grinned lazily up at his lover. His lover; he was able to call Robin his lover now. If Slade suddenly decided to freak out and kill him, he would actually die happy.

Grinning like a banshee, Robin nodded as enthusiastically as he could manage. He ran his hand through Red's red hair, trying to be gentle with the few sweat induced knots. "Wait a second," Robin frowned. "Why are you on top of me?"

"I'm the dominant one in this relationship, Kid." Red X smiled as he nuzzled his head into Robin's chest some more. He knew that if Robin hadn't spent himself then he could probably flip them so he'd be lying on the bottom. Luckily, he had done a great job tiring Robin out.

"Exactly my point; the dominant one is supposed to be the pillow, not the other way around." Robin wasn't as upset as he sounded. He rather liked the slight weight of Red X lying on him.

"Yeah, well, because I am the dominant one then I can tell you to shut up and be a good pillow." Red smirked as he shifted his body slightly. He might end up moving to Robin's side in a little while; the kid wasn't really that comfortable to lie on.

"Slade, tell X that that isn't how it works." Robin whined as he lifted his head slightly to look at the mercenary who had been quiet for a while now, which wasn't odd considering Slade was usually quiet for hours at a time. "Slade?" Though Robin had never seen Slade sit so still with his eye shut and his breath so even and defined. "Is he sleeping?" Robin whispered to Red X.

"I didn't even know Slade could sleep." Red replied as he stared at the man and missed Robin's little smirk. "Though what a bad time to choose for a nap; he just missed the hottest sex in the century when it was being preformed live in front of him."

"I'm not asleep." Slade replied with his eye still closed. "I was meditating." He opened his eye and stared at the two boys.

"Why in the hell would you meditate at a time like this?" Red X asked as he wiggled his butt and slid his lower half of his body off of Robin to simply be beside him. Though he kept his head on Robin's chest and his hands clasped around the back of Robin's neck. "Don't even try to lie to me and say that you weren't interested in watching two minors get it on with each other; everyone loves watching that."

Slade smirked lightly. "Actually, I was just meditating so I could save myself for when I'm actually doing something and not just watching."

"Wow, he just complimented us in his own way. We should feel very flattered, Red X." Robin stated a bit dryly as he ran his fingers up and down Red's back.

"Mm," Red licked at Robin's collarbone. "How exactly were we complimented?"

"Well, Slade wasn't paying attention to us because he knew that if he did he'd have to relieve himself and he'd rather not have to do that with his own hands when he knows he has us to use instead." Robin interpreted. "You have to learn how to read in between Slade's words."

"I barely learn anything, Kid." X smirked as Robin sighed and rolled his eyes.

"That's not true, you learned quite a bit right now, didn't you?" Slade shifted on the bed. Red X tried his best to not let his surprise show through him. But he couldn't help but let his eyes widen in shock; there was no way Slade had known he was a virgin. That would mean that Slade knew other things about Red X, and he couldn't have that.

"He's right you know." Robin grinned. "Like you said earlier, you learned some new things about yourself and now you know a bit more about me. Now we just have to see if you can get to learn some things about Slade without the information costing you your right arm."

"My rosy palmed hand? I wouldn't mind making that deal." Red X grinned and Robin couldn't help but laugh a bit. "I knew I was funny." Red reassured himself aloud.

"I never knew you were so perverted." Robin stopped laughing and winced. "It hurts to laugh after all that activity."

"It's because your stomach muscles aren't used to all the strain. In fact, now that you're winding down from your adrenaline rush you'll start to notice different aches and sores." Slade informed.

"Are you serious?" Red X asked as he forced himself to move off of Robin. The Boy Wonder pouted as the heat and snuggling source moved away from him but Red ignored him for a moment. "Then shouldn't we keep moving so we don't feel everything until we're really finished?"

"That was my ideal original plan, but I don't believe we'll actually be able to go nonstop until Robin's departure." Slade mused aloud. "It would even take a lot of my stamina to keep going for that long."

"How long have we taken so far?" Robin asked as he slowly sat up and winced as his butt sat on the bed. Yeah, he was starting to feel all of that soreness that Slade had spoken of.

"It's been about an hour, give or take a few minutes." Slade shrugged his shoulder. "Not bad considering the longest I've taken before."

Red X looked at Slade with an interest. "And how long was that?" He pried as Slade crossed his arms over his chest.

"That's a personal question, Red X. I'll have you know that I don't answer personal questions unless I ask a few first." Slade told.

"Then ask away. I don't really have anything to hide; except my address and my name. But besides that, go for it; you can even ask for my cell phone number if you want to." Red winked and Robin rolled his eyes.

"Alright, let's save playing '20 Questions' for later. I'm starting to get sore and I know that if I really feel it then I'm not going to want to continue. And I know that you two have just begun." Robin brought up and Slade nodded in agreement.

"Damn right we've just begun. Now that we've both had a turn with you one-on-one, I think it's about time we start playing around. We have toys; let's use them!" Red X rolled off of the bed to the pile of different toys and accessories as he searched for one in specific.

"We're not moving on to accessories yet when we still have a few other things we can try out." Slade called. "Get back in bed, Red X."

"Coming, my darling." Red X batted his eyelashes as he dropped the collar pack into the pile.

Slade narrowed his eye. "Don't call me that again." He warned and Red X nodded as he sat down on the bed again and stretched his arms in the air as he leaned back and settled his head on Robin's shoulder.

"Would you mind if I call you darling?" Red X grinned mischievously as Robin stared at him like he was crazy. Red batted his eyelashes again and Robin groaned as he moved away from the elder teen to sit closer to Slade.

"I already have to deal with you calling me 'Kid' when you're barely older than me. There's no way I'm going to let you start calling me 'darling'. Besides, I like your nickname for Slade." Robin smirked at Slade.

"Yes, it's quite tasteful and original; Big Guy, what a magnificent name." Slade responded sarcastically as he did his best not to roll his eye. "How long did it take for you to come up with that one, X; two, three minutes maybe?"

"Hey, do you want me to start calling you 'Patch'?" Red X asked and as soon as he did he wished he hadn't. He stared wide eyed at Slade as Robin stared wide eyed at him. Slade closed his eye and counted to ten in his head. Robin spared a quick glance at Slade and then mouthed to Red to apologize or else he was a dead man.

Clearing his throat, Red X shifted uncomfortably. "I'm sorry for that. It was wrong of me, especially since I don't know the history of your eye patch and it might be a very tender subject." Red was an expert at apologies; he actually got off of a lot of things because his apologies were so good. He just prayed that he'd get off the hook again.

"Apology accepted if you stop calling me 'Big Guy' as well." Slade still had his eye closed so Red nodding his head frantically didn't really mean anything.

"Yes, I'll stop; anything you say." Red blurted out and suddenly wished he hadn't as Slade grinned and opened his eye.

"Anything?" Slade repeated and Red gulped as he nodded his head. "Good. You just made a deal with the devil."

"You're a dead man, X." Robin sighed.


A.N. Next chapter will have actual SladeRobinRed X action. That's right, they're finally going to do stuff with each other all at one time. You might think that this fic jumps around a lot and goes from one topic to the next quickly, but seriously they don't have everything as planned out as Slade might think.