"Could you explain to me, Anna, how our dinner ended up in the toilet?" Elsa asked, skeptically staring down into the water bowl now flavorfully stuffed with maggot-sized grains of rice and sphere-shaped green peas that should have been taking shelter inside her grumbling stomach.
Rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly, Anna laughed guiltily for ruining their dinner and said, "Well, I was in the kitchen cooking and out of nowhere a BIG HAIRY SPIDER dropped down from the ceiling and landed on my head, so I panicked and tried to get away from it, but it was crawling all over me, and the entire time I was running around like a lunatic I had the pan of rice and peas in my hand because, like an idiot, I forgot to let go of it and somehow I ended up in the bathroom and I tripped on the toilet paper roll that somehow ended up on the floor and everything just sort of sailed right out of my hands.
"But look on the bright side," Anna continued, "it was going to end up in the toilet eventually, anyway, right?"
