Disclaimer-We don't own Naruto.
I did wish for it for x-mas though.
I wished for you to die...
WHY! WHAT DID I EVER DO!
You're here.
Go crawl in a hole and die.
On another note, I looked at Story Traffic last night and guess what? 106 visitors and 143 hits. There is something wrong with that. At the very bottom there is a thing that you click to leave reviews. You don't even have to log in. Review or...(Holds knife at Shadow) the writer WILL die.
Help...
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring...
"Go away..."
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring...
"Shut up..."
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring...
"I'm not here..."
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring...
"FOR THE LOVE THAT IS ALL GOOD!" Shadow sat up in her bed and answered the phone. "What...do...you...want???"
"Is this a bad time?" Angel's voice was heard over the phone.
"You call me at... three in the freakin' morning and the first thing you say is 'Is this a bad time?'"
"Yeah..."
"GO CRAWL IN A(censored) HOLE AND(even more censored...ness.) AND DON'T CALL ME THIS EARLY AGAIN!" With that Shadow hung up.
On the other side, Angel was pale. "Note to self: never call Shadow when she is sleeping. She turns into a monster."
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"Hmmm, so it's in here..." Kisame stepped inside the room. Then, he saw IT, laying in a chair, in the middle of the room, its eyes staring at him. "MOSHI!!!!!!!" Kisame ran towards IT, but then IT disappeared. The lights then turned off, except for the one in the middle of the room.
"Know your ninja...know your ninja...know your ninja..."
"What..."
"Kisame Hoshigaki...holds Samehada beside him at night to 'compare sizes.'"
"HELL NO! Besides, it's big enough."
"Ew."
"I know. Shadow, what are you doing? Shadow, stop. STOP!" A crash was heard.
"..." Kisame raised an eyebrow at the appearance of a girl. She was 5'6, had brown curly hair, mint green eyes,(They change color. It's really strange when they turn mint green) tan skin, and wore baggy dark blue jeans, a FOX motorsports jacket, and a baggy black shirt with a heart-a-gram on it. She walked up to Kisame.
"..." Kisame stared down at her.
"..." She stared back.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"HUG!" With that, she jumped on his back and hugged him.
"AHHHH! GET HER OFF! IT BURNS!"
"FEEL THE LOVE! EVEN VILLAINS NEED LOVE!"
"NOT THIS VILLAIN! NOW GET OFF!"
"NEVER!"
"SHADOW! WE HAVE A SHOW TO DO! LET GO OF THE MAN!"
"NO!"
"I NEED AIR!"
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ONE HOUR LATER...
"Sorry for that. We are now going to continue and I'll make sure Shadow doesn't do that again."
"Kisame Hoshigaki...loves to eat shark..."
"Ewww, they taste nasty."
"And how would you know this?
"I ADMIT IT! I KILLED FRANKIE!
"Who?"
"No-one."
"Kisame Hoshigaki...IS A UKE!!!"
"WHAT!"
"Sorry, wrong one...wait...why is it in the script? ANGEL!"
"Kill me later and let's continue."
"Fine."
"Kisame Hoshigaki...loves the song I'm Blue by Eiffel 65. He loves so much, we're going to play it..."
I'm blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
"What...the hell?"
"ANGEL!"
"SORRY! I won't add anything else this time. "
"Kisame Hoshigaki...likes the Wiggles..."
"RAWR!"
Kisame Hoshigaki...uses Samehada to compare, loves to eat sharks..."
"Is a uke and loves the song I'm Blue..."
"And likes the Wiggles..."
"WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS!"
"And now you know, Kisame Hoshigaki."
"WHAT THE(censored) IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Then a trapdoor opened underneath him. "Well CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
"Know your ninja...know your ninja...know your ninja..."
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IN THE BOOTH...
"YOU STUPID(censored)! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT YOU(censored)!" Shadow was beating Angel up with a pillow. Angel was holding his arms in above his head.
"I'M SORRY!"
"SORRY AIN'T GONNA CUT IT YOU(censored)!" She smacked the pillow into 'Angel junior'.
"OW!" Pleased with herself, Shadow left the bloodily mess that was once Angel alone in the booth. He took a tape recorded out of his pockets and turned it on.
"Note to self: DO NOT under any circumstances, mess with the script while Shadow might be PMSing."
"I HEARD THAT!" Shadow stormed into the room with a metal baseball bat.
"Shit."
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Good news, Angel isn't holding me at knife point anymore. I threaten not to type anymore chapters if I'm at knife point.
Stupid bitch...
But in all honesty, review, please? I'll give you a cookie. Its chocolate chip.
Can I have one?
No.
Why?
They're for the reviewers.
Damn. Wait...what if I kill the reviewers? Would I get a cookie then?
Not only you wouldn't get a cookie, you would be in jail. Sad thing is, I'll probably be in there, sitting right beside you.
Damn straight. If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
Stupid note, longest chapter so far-1,187 words.
