Final Fantasy Revenge
Chapter 3: Time to bake that cake we made last night.
Day 27
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OK Diary I have quite a few things I'd like to report in on since our last encounter, incounter. Neither of those words looks right to me. Ok I'm back I just found a dictionary and it is spelled encounter. Spelling is dificolt, chalenjing, hard.
I began an epic battle with Sin. I through blast after blast at the beast until I was able to surround it with my Fruit-Loops of doom. It was unable to stand my might at opened up leading to some unexplored world within its self. I went grabbed Yuna and ventured into the newly opened? What would you describe a world within a giant fish? Nnoitra and Grimjow would call it 'thingy' and Gin would've called it a 'bunghole'. That's why when it comes to names I trust Tousen but he's not here. Ulquiorra would call it 'trash' so I'm going with that. I grabbed Yuna and entered into Sin's 'trash' head first!
Within Sin's belly hole we traveled leading to a broken down stadium. It looked strange as though I where in some weird roman city. There we met a man named Jecht. He started to tell me something but I just attacked him. Why? Look around you This Is Spartaaaaaaa! Yuna wasn't pleased as apparently her father along with Shirosaki killed Sin 20 years ago. She wanted to ask him some things but didn't get the chance because I Sparta kicked him off a ledge into the bottomless abyss. He came back and some crappy rock music started playing. Oh by the way did I mention he was a giant freaking monster this time?
"Don't you give up on it, the other world it hates you!" The music played. For theme music Du Hast would have been a better song. I began to fight and upon the final blow the music began to fade the lyrics unclear to me but shall forever remain, "Fried Fried Rice! Give Me Chicken Strips Give Me Chicken Strips!" I dropped Sir Jecht for the second time and we where teleported to some weird place floating upon a tablet. I was about to carve 'Aizen wuz hur' on it but this weird floating squid thing was floating around. Suddenly Shirosaki split form me into his physical form.
"That's Yu-Yevon! Time to kill it! Yuna, this thing keeps bringing Sin back by possessing Aeons. Summon so we can leave this thing no place left to hid and finish Sin once and for all!" Shirosaki yelled.
Yuna agreed and began to summon each of her pokemans. Shirosaki dropped them one after the other until he reached Yojimbo. Yojimbo and I had become friends somewhat. He'd kill things usually in 1-2 hits and he did most of the work for me on the quest so I thought it fit to drop him once possessed. Upon Yu-Yevon's possession of Yojimbo I stepped forth to defeat him. I did so and took out my duct-tape in an attempt to save the Aeon but alas not even the ultimate tape could fix an Aeon and thus the 5th thing that this tape cannot fix. We defeated all the Aeons leaving Yu-Yevon defenseless.
"It looks like you don't have a ghost of a change." I put on shades from the dus ex machina that is my life. "Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah!""
Yuna and Shiro stared at me and my lameness.
"What? They can't all be gold."
Upon killing Sin for the eleventh time today we departed back to the world of Spirra. Darkness surrounded us. I began to panic.
"No don't leave me here in the dark!"
"You're afraid of the dark?"
"No, only the ninjas that hide in the dark!"
We returned to Spirra on the flat planes of Kansas. I did not know where in truth we where but we had traveled by here during Yuna's pilgrimage; before we kidnapped her. Shiro began to glow but I did not. This meant that only he was leaving this world and I was stuck here. Wait my cake! We defeated Sin he had to bake me that cake as fast as he can!
"Shiro the cake! What about the Cake!"
"There is no cake."
"The cake - It was a lie!" I replied in shock
"What you don't like my cooking?"
He then faded leaving me alone here in Spirra; with Yuna.
Day 757
Besaid
Two years have passes since that day I defeated Sin. I wish not to tell you what has happened since the end of an epic journey does not deserve the abuse of dance dance yuna revolution. Aye Yes Yuna has gone from summoner priestess to pop idol. Her group called the Wingulls spews out music, if you can call it that, that would only appeal to those who enjoy Rebecca Black, Justin Beiber, and the thing known as Lady Gaga. I'd take Jecht's rock anytime. I have since been reduced to listening to a printer printing for musical entertainment. I have named it Bob Marley as the printer is always jamming. I have no idea how to leave this world but as it stands I have no more use for you oh mystical diary and thus I cast you back onto the beach on which I first came to this world.
P.S. I shall miss you diary Love Aizen.
Dear Aizen, thank you for finally returning my Diary and not reading what I wrote in it. This isn't a diary of unknown origin you took it from me shortly after meeting me and began writing in it. I left you alone as I was curious to see what you where writing in it. I think you should seek medical attention immediately and not for any injury you sustained.
Sincerely , Yuna
P.S. That's not a recommendation get help now!
