Originally chaps 4 & 5 were joined as one! But then, they got divorced because they were both a page each, and it was just too much for everyone to handle. Especially me.
So… here's chap 4 – shortened for your sake. ANNND, just in time for Friday (technically Saturday at 12AM), because we all know what happens on that day.
I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense. I wrote it at 4AM one day. Actually, what do I care? haaaaaaaaaaaa
Chapter 4 – Attractive Boy in Bio!!
Bella sulked into Biology class, rejection lingered as her current emotion. Not even gonna lie, her current facebook status read, "Bella Swan is REJECTED by hawt ppl at beautiful lunch table!! Some1 make me pizza, haha jk!!" Bella was the type that liked to make up inside jokes with fake people to make herself look cool to all of her friends on the popular social networking site. What a loser! Back to the real story…
Dancing during lunch had boosted Bella's level of endorphins, but that quickly disappeared upon entering the Bio classroom. Due to the fact that Biology is the absolute worst class in the existence of man-kind, Bella felt TERRIBLE. Why, she felt worse than when she'd been rejected at lunch. This was definitely her low point of the day.
Mike, a retard from Jessica's dancing lunch table, followed Bella the whole way to class like a sick puppy waiting for a medicinal treat. Unfortunately, since Mike was actually a human, he held the power of speech. So, he talked Bella's ear off during their walk through the halls, though she didn't comprehend a single word of it since the only language Mike knew was Cantonese.
"Hello, new student named Bella," chirped the biology teacher, Professor Binns, a ghost from Hogwarts. He moved to Sporks recently because he was sick of England.
The entire class turned their attention to Bella as she entered the class. They repeated the same greeting in unison, "Hello, new student named Bella." Even Mike tried to say it, but he couldn't because he is not an English speaker. Plus, the idiot didn't really need to greet Bella, since he'd just spent the past twenty minutes in her presence.
Bella couldn't help but notice that the only person in the entire room that was not thrilled to see her was one of the golden-eyed peeps from the lunch room that had rejected her!
"Bella, go sit by Edward. He's the really attractive boy with golden eyes and bronze hair that so obviously hates you because he's not thrilled to see you unlike everyone else in this god-forsaken town!" Professor Binns said, "And then shut up, because I need to lecture about Punnett squares… the only thing the author remembers from her own biology class that actually makes sense."
Professor Binns spent the remainder of the class on the topic of genes. It was so boring, so Bella didn't pay attention. Instead, she paid attention to Edward because he was hot and not boring. Though, the golden-eyed boy was offending her because he was sitting on the edge of his chair, trying to stay far far away from Bella.
Suddenly, Edward fell off his seat! He'd been leaning a little too far.
"Ahhhh!" He screamed as he crashed into the floor with a non-human clunk. Edward scrambled back into the chair and Bella snickered. In the back of her mind, she knew there was something wrong with the noise Edward made upon impact with the ground.
"You are a vampire, aren't you!?" Bella gasped, when the absolute first non-human creature popped into her head.
"Uh, yeah, how'd you know?"
"Wild guess…" Bella shrugged. "That's so cool!"
"Shut up, children!" Professor Binns roared. So, they did.
