Prompt: They're trying to sexy talk, but sounding really awkward and then both parties burst out laughing.


"So you see, what this agent did incorrectly was hesitate, exposing his weakness..."

Kensi's head bobbed, falling off of the hand it was propped up on. She overcorrected, slinging her head up so hard that it caught the attention of the agent sitting next to her; he shook his head disapprovingly and she made a face at him.

The lecture part of the mandatory agent training courses were not always as exciting as the hand to hand segments, especially when she'd been having trouble sleeping in her empty hotel room without her human body pillow. Pulling her phone out, she saw she had a text message from Deeks. "Speaking of human body pillows," she mumbled as she unlocked her phone.

"i miss you," the message read.

She typed back "i miss you too, was just thinking about you".

Kensi tried to listen to the lecturer again, but while it was clear that he was an excellent field agent, his oratory skills were severely lacking. Her phone vibrated again. "I've been thinking about you too". She smiled and was about to respond when another message popped up. "thinking about your perfect tits".

Mouth agape, Kensi felt a blush creeping in her face. "what", she typed back.

Deeks wrote back again quickly. "thinking bout how good your pussy tastes."

Kensi dropped her phone in her lap, looking around anxiously like somebody around her could actually read the messages showing up on her screen. She knew her face was flushed but there was nothing she could do to hide it. Trying to ignore her dirty messages, she focused on the speaker again. Her phone vibrated in her lap and she nearly jumped out of her chair. Bracing herself for the next message, she lowered her her eyes. "how good it feels when my dick is inside of you".

"Fuck," she muttered under her breath. Her table neighbor gave her another disapproving look. She cringed, not knowing what to type back to him. She sucked at dirty talk. "WOW," she typed.

"that's it?"

"i mean, i can't wait till i come back home," she answered.

"i can't wait to make you come...back home".

Kensi snorted loudly. Luckily for her, the lecturer was wrapping up for the day so she could be excused; it was a relief that soon she could be horny and embarrassed in solitude instead of in public. She knew she had to respond with something, so she typed quickly while standing up from her table. "i can't wait to get back so i can jump your bone".

"..."

"boneS", she corrected, cursing herself as she started walking back to her room in the hotel and conference center.

Her phone vibrated. "you suck at this", Deeks said.

Pausing outside the door to her room, she wrote back. "i know, i'm sorry. i'll make it up to you when i get home". She unlocked the door with her key card and pushed it, meeting resistance with the the privacy look. "What the hell?" She checked the room number again and pounded on the door.

Kensi set herself in a defensive stance when she heard the door unlatch, ready for a possible attack. But behind the door she found Deeks standing with his elbow propped against the wall. He looked rough, with messy hair and rumpled clothing, but was definitely a sight for sore eyes.

Relaxing, Kensi grinned at him and crossed her arms. "How did you get here?"

"LAX to Dulles," Deeks responded, returning her grin.

"That's not-" Kensi sighed, falling into his arms. "You couldn't wait two more days?"

She felt him shake his head as he pushed the door closed. "Can't sleep with you gone."

"Me neither." Kensi nuzzled her head in his chest. "Wanna take a nap?"

"Sure." Running his hands down her back, he stopped when they reached her ass. He squeezed gently and whispered in her ear as he tried to stifle his laughter. "Right after you jump my bone."