The host Roman Torchwick entered into another cheering crowd as one side of the stage had eight seats with Jaune sitting in one while the other side had five seats with Velvet occupying one. "Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of-" The host pauses as he gestures towards the audience.
The silhouettes cheer, "ROMAN'S WORLD!"
"Yes and in my world, we're here discuss another pregnancy in today's topic called, Multiplying like horny teenagers." He then looked over towards the two teens and asked, "Alright kids, now I think we're all familiar with this story. Two love birds get incredibly drunk, wake up the next morning with wedding rings and now-"
"Uh, Mr. Torchwick," Jaune interrupted, "We're not married."
Velvet then added, "Yeah and neither of us have ever drank alcohol."
The audience began whispering to itself while Torchwick looked at the two kids dumbfounded, "So wait, YOU Jaune Arc. Got into a relationship with another character you've spent absolutely no canon time with and it wasn't because of a marriage mistake from too much drinking?"
"Um...Yes?"
"...That's weird, isn't that weird guys? Oh I get it, Velvet was in heat and you took advantage of her right?"
"WH-WHAT?! NO, that's just sick and wrong," The blonde knight squeaked.
"And completely racist too," Velvet huffed, "Just because I'm part animal doesn't mean I go through heat. My anatomy like any other Faunus has more similarities to humans, no Faunus goes through heat."
"So wait, the love making between you two was a hundred percent consensual?" Roman inquired, "The both of you were in proper states' of mind, when you two made this decision?"
"YES!" The two said in unison.
"...Well, then how did it happen?"
Velvet sighed, "Well Jaune and I started a bit of an ironic friendship with Cardin picking on both of us. We got to talking, found out we had a lot in common and well..." She then began to blush as she started to stroke one of her bunny ears, "He was so sweet to me when we were alone together that I just sort of... kissed him without warning. We stared at each other not knowing what to do until we just kept kissing more and more until we got to the bedroom and well...Now we're here."
A collection of O's and Aw's came from the audience as Roman asked, "So in other words, the basis and compatibility of your relationship came before anything serious happened and not after a life changing experience? Like...Normal people?"
Another united answer from the teens came as they stated, "Yes."
"Feels weird from Jaune Arc of all people, but we've already spent too much time on this matter." Roman then pulled out a few cards, "Alright let's start filling in these seats, because we got two big families becoming one. Let me first introduce you all to one of Jaune's oldest sisters, Darcie."
Suddenly an adult woman with long flowing blonde hair, round glasses, armor similar to Jaune's with the addition to a steel combat skirt that only wrapped around the sides and back while wearing black high heeled boots. As the woman took a seat next to Jaune, Roman spoke over the cheering crowd, "Darcie here is twenty three years old, incredibly intelligent, and is usually put in charge of Jaune and his siblings. Next we have her twin sister Susan."
What followed was a similar looking woman with shorter hair and no combat skirt slugging her way across the stage with her eyes half shut and tripping over a chair, instantly waking herself up and adjusting to a sitting position as Roman commented, "Susan here is in a huntsmen team with three Faunus and thus most of her missions happen at night, leaving the poor girl tired for most of the day. Next we have the sixteen year old bad girl Gwen."
A slightly younger girl than Jaune entered with a blonde ponytail wearing a purple t shirt, purple skirt, and black boots. The girl had an irritated expression as she immediately sat right next to her brother staring daggers into the faunus, making Velvet nervous. "Gwen here is sixteen and has had a dozen run ins with the law and...I'm sorry, but it says here Jaune is her true love, is this true?"
Gwen turned the other direction with a blush while Jaune answered for her, "Yes, ever since we were little she's talked about marrying me. When we were kids it was cute, but turns out she's always been serious and still is to this day."
"So you still got a little crush on your big brother huh," Roman bantered, "How cute."
"Yeah well," Gwen fumed, "What does it matter if we're related? I'd love him a hell of a lot more than this little F%cking whore."
The crowd went into a frenzy as Roman commented, "My what a mouth on her."
"Yes well," Jaune added, "She may seem like a handful on the outside, but she's sweet on the inside."
"A regular ol Tsundere huh Jaune."
"A what?"
"Oh nothing, let's start introducing the triplets. Give it up for Holly."
A younger girl entered the stage, she had blonde pigtails and wore a pink frilly dress and took a seat directly behind her big brother. Immediately she began hugging him from behind in a choke hold, as she was excited to be reunited with him. As Jaune gasped for air, her older sister Gwen gave her a glare that sent shivers down her spine. She then released her hold and sat quietly as Roman introduced, "Holly here is a fifteen year old girl who loves spreading joy to all and is the happiest little girl you ever did see." As the crowd cheered, the young girl gave a smile and waved to the audience. "Now let's bring in our next Arc sister, Daphne."
Another fifteen year old entered with short stylish hair, wearing a white sundress and sunglasses on top of her head. Unfortunately as the girl approached the empty seats, she tripped on her own two feet and on instinct, Jaune immediately caught her. She thanked him for her clumsiness, only to receive a scowl from the angered Gwen. The girl quickly found a seat furthest away from the two as Roman went on, "Daphne here is a bit of a clutz who's interests include fashion and cute boys. Her favorite color is...Zebra? Okay then, and has repeatedly been told by her teachers how special she is."
"YAY! I'm special." She cried
"Indeed you are buttercup, next up in our trio of triplets we have Shelly."
What followed was a girl with short messy hair wearing a pink sweater vest, glasses, and carried a box of tissues as she immediately made it to her seat. The girl continually kept sneezing and moaning Roman explained, "Yes it appears Shelly is the smartest of the Arc family with a multitude of allergies and is on her way of becoming a scholar."
The audience gave another wave of O's as Roman continued, "And last but not least, little Bethany."
A small child poked her head out, frightened at the sight of all the people until Jaune made his way over, "Hey, hey it's okay. Why don't you take a seat next to your big sister Darcie, she'll protect you."
The young girl agreed while hugging her brother closely as he picked her up to bring her to their oldest sister. The crowd let out a wave of aws as Roman concluded, "Yes little Beth here is the youngest at eight years old and is very shy around strangers."
With all the Arc kids present and accounted for, the host commented, "Now seven sisters huh Jaune wow and yet it turns out Velvet has quite a big family too."
"Yeah that was something we bonded over. She'd tell me stories about her brothers, aunts, and uncles and I'd tell her stories about my sisters. I mean I have more siblings, but her family tree seems to show every generation having a lot of kids."
"I see, so how many kids are you two love birds going to have?"
"Gah, we uh-"
"NO MORE!" Gwen grunted, "Jaune's my love and I'm going to have twice as many kids with him as that slut Velvet."
With the audience letting out another wave of O's, Roman commented, "My, my little Gwen. Seems she really likes you Jaune."
The blonde knight sighed, "Yeah, honestly it can be kind of annoying sometimes. She just doesn't take no for an answer."
This statement was met with a peculiar look as the host asked, "...Really? You're complaining about somebody who can't take no for an answer?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...Wow. Okay lack of self awareness aside, I think it's time to move on to everybody's favorite segment, "Crack ship of the week. Yes before we introduce Velvet's brothers why don't we take a look at another bit of cringy love featuring an actual canon lesbian with her date, the snobby self absorbed Melanie."
In the same Italian restaurant, we find a tense Ilia looking over to her date who was more preoccupied with her scroll. "Soooo," Ilia muttered, "...Do you like books?"
"What the hell are books," her date replied not taking her eyes off of her scroll.
The Faunus became slightly annoyed while explaining, "Its like a magazine, but longer with no pictures."
"Oh...Weird."
"...Well this night is certainly one to remember."
"Yeah I don't really belong in such a quiet setting, but listen. I sent your picture to my sister Militia and she thinks you're hot."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, so how about we ditch this place, head to the club and the three of us can f%ck later. Deal?"
The Faunus girl stammered at the suggestion, "I uh well-woof that sounds like quite a night."
"Oh believe me, you haven't partied until you've partied with my sister and me, and fair warning, man or woman we always share. You interested?"
"Uh YEAH! Totally, let's get the fuck out of here."
The crowd let out a flurry of O's as Roman commented, "My, my an all girl threesome. Yeah I'm definitely going to be thinking of the three of them later. Think I'll call this ship...Threesomeleon."
The con then continued, "Alright, let's start introducing the Scarlatina brothers and remember folks, apparently Faunus don't go through heat even though everyone in Velvet's family has several kids. First let's introduce the oldest at age twenty, the huntsman Leo."
A tall semi muscular man entered the stage, with bunny ears and brown hair, wearing no shirt, metal spaulders extending past his elbows and straps across his chest, while wearing torned jeans. "Oh my ladies, look at that display," The host pointed out, "Leo here is the leader of a mercenary huntsmen team, compiled entirely by his brothers. Now is it true Leo, none of you have completed an education at a prestigious academy."
"Well Roman," Leo replied, "I believe the best way to learn is through hands on experience. We're all still knowledgeable on Grimm and my brothers and I feel up to any challenge that comes are way."
"Fascinating and why didn't you invite your sister to join with you guys?"
"We did, but at the time she wasn't interesting in being a huntress. Professional or not, but as you can see, times change. I just wish certain people can keep their hands to themselves so she could have focused on her studies." Leo stated while glaring at Jaune.
"I couldn't agree more, now let's introduce Velvet's other older brother, Ralph."
Ralph entered the stage as a bulkier intimidating figure with the same bunny ears and a brown buzz cut, he wore a red torn tank top that hugged his chest tightly, and jeans while staring daggers at the blonde knight. This guy scared Jaune even more than Leo, given his physique being twice as much as the first brother.
"Says here Ralph can be very cool," Roman stated, "But also very rude. Apparently you shoved a crime lord's head into a fire place? Is that correct little Ralphy?"
"Allow me to answer your question with another question. Do you like your face Roman?" Ralph snarled.
"Um...Yes?"
"Well let me tell you, that same assh#le called me Ralphy. So I suggest you refrain from calling me that again."
While letting out a nervous laugh, the host continued, "Okay duly noted, uh up next we got Velvet's younger brother at seventeen years old, Don."
What entered was a third bunny Faunus, this time with two very noticeable buckteeth protruding from his mouth, very messy brown hair, wore round thick glasses on his face while a pair of goggles rested on his head, and wore a white lab coat with a light purple undershirt.
Roman then introduced, "It appears we have the brains of the group as Donnie here does machines."
The newly arrived brother interjected, "Um well, that's actually a very vague interpretation of my skills. I actually have a vast knowledge of not only mechanical engineering, but also chemistry, biology, and-"
"Shut up nerd," The host interrupted, "Now thankfully the last, but certainly not least OC, we have is Velvet's youngest brother at age sixteen. Give it up for Michael."
At that moment, the last brother dropped down from above and into the remaining seat on Velvet's side screaming, "BOOYAKASHAAAA!" His Faunus trait was a white fluffy tail, with blonde slightly spikey hair, an orange open Hawaiian shirt, with no undershirt, and brown shorts.
As Roman read, "Says here you like pizza, skateboarding, and you're a...Party dude?"
"You know it bra, SUP LADIES." The youngest brother soothed towards Jaune's sisters, "Any y'all single?"
"Mikey!" The four other bunny siblings barked.
"Well folks, there you have it," The host stated, "In the event of introducing eleven OCs we now have the longest chapter to date, so I feel this is the perfect time to cut to commercial."
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A complete black screen had taken hold as it slowly illuminated to a man wearing a samurai styled mecha suit with blades across the arms and shoulders. "Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled program, but I have an announcement to make. For years, my plans for world domination have been put on hold thanks to the annoying interruptions of four filthy BUNNIES! So I have a message to the famed Teenage Huntsmen Ninja Bunny group. Three weeks from today, I will enact my most devious plot yet. I will release a deadly virus in multiple major cities across Remnant, that will kill millions. If you wish to save lives, you must surrender yourselves to me so that I may conjure up a vaccine. I will then use this vaccine to sell to the public and make..."
The man's attention was taken away as he growled at someone off screen, "It is too a good plan...SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU DANNY! Now where was I? What was that...Was that really the plot of a movie...Which one? OH THAT MOVIE? DAMN IT, that movie sucked. Well I suppose you win this round bunnies, but don't think this is the end. With Salem gone this world will feel the almighty wrath of- THE BLENDER!" The man shouted as the blades across his suit began spinning.
He then looked to the side growling, "What are talking about, of course its a cool name. SHUT UP DANNY!"
Cut back to the show, Roman commented, "Well that was a weird ad. Anyways, Michael, do you have any advice you'd like to give Jaune and your sister?"
"Um sure," The youngest Scarletina replied, "Look Velvet, you're the nicest person I know. You're gonna make a awesome mom." The crowd let out another flurry of aws with Velvet giving a small smile. "And as for you Arc, well I don't know enough about you, but I can only guess growing up with seven sisters means you know a thing or two about family. So the only advice I can give you two is... Don't let the little guy read too many books."
The audience began mumbling to themselves as the youngest brother continued, "Oh yeah I'm serious. Books are for nerds and nerds are losers."
"Mikey," Don groaned, "How many books have you read?"
"Like...All the way through?"
"Yeah, you're clearly the right model for this kid."
"Well Don," Roman interjected, "What would you have said?"
The bunny brother thought for a moment and answered, "Well, ever since I heard the news I've compiled a multi step education system for toddlers and growing infants. So I don't so much have advice, but rather a promise that whenever we're not occupied on missions, I'll assist in the child's developmental process."
"Awwww, thanks Donnie," Velvet mumbled.
"Yes very sweet," Roman added, "Leo, same question?"
"Well," Leo uttered, "All can say is, when our mother passed away and our dad was stuck raising us I took up some responsibility in the household."
"You can say that again," Michael added then began to mock his brother in a high pitched voice, "Moma Leo here to make you eat your vegeta-OW!"
He was then silenced when his sister pulled on one of his ears.
Slightly irritated, the eldest brother continued, "All I'm going to say is if you ever need advice in general, I'll be happy to help. As the oldest, I kind of feel like I've been parenting since I was twelve."
A few claps and cheers filled the room as Roman asked the final brother, "Very moving, now Ralph do you have anything you have to say?"
"Just one thing," Ralph stated, "All I can say is now that you got my little sister pregnant, that makes you part of our family. So my advice is simple, you hurt my family and I hurt you."
"Oh my," Roman noted, "Quite the statement, well that's all the time we have here. I hope you all enjoyed this entry of Roman's world."
Just wanted to say, I came to the conclusion Velvet was eighteen, given how all but Ruby in teams RWBY and JNPR are seventeen and Velvet is a second year student.
That's all I have to say about that.
