"He's stealing our crops!" Celia shouted dramatically.

Sigh.

Yeah, today was another eventful night with Phantom Skye and he was stealing crops from, Celia, Vesta, and Marlin.

Unfortunately, I was there too, and I lurked in the bushes without anyone knowing.

I have to ambush him somehow. Maybe when he gets closer? Yeah, that could work!

As I smirked to myself, Phantom Skye had just exited their fields, and he was heading back towards the bridge, in other words, my direction.

I prepared to leap at him from behind when he gets closer and I chuckled silently to myself.

I'm finally going to catch this bastard! Also, this is revenge for him not giving me the rest of his curry! He just expects me to eat one spoon full and not give me the rest? I mean, come on!

Skye was almost near me now and I had to wait till he was in front of me, and then I'll leap on him. Although, I hope that creep doesn't get the wrong intention that I'm trying to rape him or something, when I'm NOT and I NEVER would! EW!

The thief was now walking on the bridge.

This is my chance!

I abruptly came out of the bushes and leaped onto Skye's back while screaming, "THIS IS FOR NOT GIVING ME THE REST OF THE CURRY YESTERDAY, YOU BASTARD!"

It seemed he was taken by surprise while he tried to get me off of his back. He was standing as I wrapped my arms around his neck and my feet wrapped around his stomach so I wouldn't fall. I started to pull his silver or gray hair (I don't know what color it is) violently. Skye suddenly tripped backwards and I screamed while closing my eyes.

When I re-opened my violet eyes, the first thing I saw was Skye's smirking face above me, and he was pinning me down on the bridge. I blushed slightly as I tried to struggle and I glared at him.

How the hell did we end up in this position?

"Wow, you really can't resist me, eh? Hehe. "

"SHUT UP! NOW GIVE THEM BACK THEIR CROPS YOU HOBO!" I yelled extremely loud while blushing and a look of embarrassment showed on my face when I realized I said the word 'hobo' and I twitched slightly.

WHY THE HELL DID I SAY HOBO?

He chuckled while keeping his cool as usual and remarked, "Sorry, but giving stuff back is not my style. Hehe."

"Style? What style? You have no style! You make yourself look like a freaking vampire or ghost or something! You have the worst horrible fashion sense ever!" I yelled frantically as I was struggling insanely from under him, trying to break free of his grasp.

His sweat dropped and a look of confusion showed on my face.

What did I say wrong? Oh, he didn't mean fashion style he meant…

GAH I'M SO STUPID!

I blushed in embarrassment and tried to kick him in his lower regions, but failed. Now he was holding me even tighter and a tiny squeak escaped from my lips as I struggled to break free from his grasp.

"Let me go!" I demanded fiercely.

"As much as I love the position were in, I'm afraid I must jet," he told me smoothly and he slowly licked my lips.

My violet eyes widened immensely as I started to twitch in disgust and I blushed slightly. When he got off of me he winked at me seductively and quickly made his getaway.

I was too disgusted to even move, so disgusted that he didn't even have to use the maiden chick beam on me, and I continued to stay in that position on the bridge, feeling paralyzed. My face turned blue as my mouth hanged opened while I twitched and my body trembled.

WHAT THE FUCK! What was that all about? Is he a DOG or something? Y-You just don't lick a girl on the lips, a-although it did feel kind of good- WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING?

URGH! THAT PERVERT! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I'LL PROBABLY GO TO JAIL FOR MURDER!

Okay Pony, I need to calm down. I NEED to compose myself.

Breathe in and breathe out. Breathe in and breathe out. Breathe in and breathe out…

Phew.

GAH! THIS ISN'T WORKING! I CAN'T GET THAT STUPID THIEF OUT OF MY MIND AND I WANT TO PUNCH HIM SOOOO BADLY RIGHT NOW!

Footsteps were unexpectly heard and they were coming towards me. I was still paralyzed of disgust and I was lying down on the bridge.

I looked up to see Mr. Emo and a blush of embarrassment formed on my face.

Oh no! Anyone but HIM!

He flashed me a look of concern and asked, "Hey, you okay? What did that pretty boy do to you?"

My left eye twitched.

"Y-You don't want to know…" I answered in disgust and my face remained blue.

Marlin sighed and helped me up.

I was somewhat wobbly for a few moments and I accidently tripped forward, falling into Marlin's arms as I felt the blood rush to my cheeks.

"Uh, what the hell did he do to you?" Marlin questioned me again as he held me, seeming a tiny bit angry, and he helped me stand back up while putting his hands on my shoulders.

My face remained cherry red as I was in a daze while my mouth hung open in the shape of an o and he waved his hand in front of my face. "Uh, hello? Earth to Pony…"

I shook my head quickly, blushed of embarrassment, and laughed nervously. "S-Sorry about that, and um… D-Don't worry about that stupid thief, h-he just u-uh um… I don't know! Bye!"

With immense speed, I fled the area, and sprinted back into my house. I was panting as I closed the door and sat on my bed.

What was that all about? Why did I get so nervous around Mr. Emo? Well, whatever, I need to focus on a new plan to catch Skye!

How can I possibly catch him? Whenever I attempt to catch him, he always seems to find a way out, and usually ends of tricking me or freezing me with his maiden chick beam-

A huge gasp of happiness escaped my mouth as an idea popped into my mind.

Yes, that's it! It's because he knows I'm a maiden - I mean girl!

I wonder how pretty boy will fare against a guy…

A smirk formed on my lips in satisfaction as I laughed evilly.

*.*The Next Day*.*

It was about five in the morning when I had quickly completed watering all of my crops. I have no idea how the hell I did it so fast, but I did anyways.

I was now in my room, undoing my unique ponytail that I usually put my hair into, and I let my long brunette hair flow down my back. I put on this huge orange sweater and some baggy navy-blue jeans as I took off my black and red gloves. Secondly, I tied my long hair up into a bun, while adjusting an orange and white hat onto my head, only showing the bangs on my forehead.

I smirked as I looked at myself in the mirror.

If you haven't guessed yet, I made myself look like a total dude so Skye wouldn't use his maiden chick beam on me, and I would have more of an advantage.

Man, I'm one good-looking dude if I do say so myself, and I chuckled silently.

I guess I should go see if this look is believable and see what the other villagers think. I hope they don't recognize me! Then I really would be screwed!

I headed out of my ranch quickly and walked towards the Inner Inn. Both Muffy and Lumina saw me walking on the path, their jaws both dropping at seeing me.

I winced at seeing their reactions.

Shit! They know it's me! Uh, what do I say? Uh, uh, uh…UH! I DON'T KNOW!

They both approached me timidly and their cheeks were burning of the color pink.

"A-Are you new around here?" Lumina asked me nervously while smiling.

Wow, she must really think I'm a guy! Oh shit, I have to change my voice! I didn't even think of that!

"Yeah…" I replied nonchalantly, making my voice sound deeper.

Wow, I'm surprised I didn't mess up my man voice!

"What's your name?" Muffy questioned me with a giggle.

Oh shit! I didn't think of a name… Uh, uh, uh, UH!

"Uh, I'm uh… I'm Tony!" I told the girls nervously.

"I'm Muffy and this is Lumina!"

I nodded and both of them winked at me.

Uh oh, I think they…they like me. Ew!

Both of them then clenched onto my arms and I twitched.

Oh god. This isn't good. This isn't good.

"We will show you around!" Muffy told me ecstatically and I nodded awkwardly.

Eh, how bad could this be?

*.*A Few Hours Later*.*

IT IS BAD! IT IS BAD! OH MY GOD!

Gosh, this reminds me of the first time when Rock introduced me to everybody…

Well, ANYWAYS…

Muffy and Lumina would NOT let go of me! No matter what I did or say! I swear they are CRAZY, but it doesn't stop there, things get even more AWFUL!

When they introduced me to everybody, all of the girls were like swooning over me, and all of the guys looked as if they were about to murder me with forks or something! Especially Rock and Marlin!

Well, the introductory of this valley had come to an end, and both girls FINALLY let go of my arms.

I better not have marks on my arms because of them!

Hey, wait! How come I didn't get this much attention when I was a girl? WHAT THE FUCK!

"It's getting dark out… Tony, can you walk us home?" Lumina requested and gave me the puppy dog eyes.

Wait, isn't there houses like right there, less than a five minute walk?

"Uh… I'm rather busy and your houses seem close by. You two can walk home together…" I answered bashfully and they both frowned.

They sighed in defeat.

"Okay…" they both said in unison and headed back to their homes.

While sighing, I turned around to only see Rock standing behind me, and I almost screamed.

Shit! What the hell does Mr. Ego want?

Rock had a scowl on his face and glared at me.

"Look, 'The Rock' gets all of the babes around here! I can't have some punk come here and brainwash all of the babes into thinking that you're hot, when you're not! Now get out of this valley or else!" Rock threatens, his hazel eyes were fierce, and my sweat dropped.

Hearing his voice is torture enough! How can it get worse than that?

"Uh, have you looked in the mirror lately? Cause you look like you just came out of a disco or something," I remarked rudely, keeping my voice deep, and I walked away.

That was kind of lame but oh well!

Since everybody didn't recognize me, Skye surely won't recognize me, and then I shall FINALLY capture his ass tonight! YES!

MWHAHAHA!

I walked over towards the spring and waited.

Skye better come tonight, after all, it did take me forever to get into this disguise!

*.*An Hour Later*.*

Phantom Skye still hasn't come yet…

Okay, I'm so leaving!

I started to walk towards the exit of the spring when I stopped in my tracks, seeing Phantom Skye walking my direction.

My body tensed up as I clenched my fists and looked at him with my fierce eyes. This is it; this is the night I've been waiting for!

"Hey! You're that thief!" I shouted at him, keeping my voice deep, and pointed a finger at him.

"A man, eh?" I heard him mumbled under his breath and he only walked closer towards me.

I back away cautiously.

What the hell is Skye doing? Well, at least he doesn't recognize me! All right, time to turn him in!

Before I could perform any action, Skye suddenly pinned me to a tree, and my amethyst eyes widened.

WHAT THE HELL? Why is he doing this?

His head started to move closer towards mine and I blushed insanely.

OH MY GOD! I KNEW IT! SKYES GAY! SKYES GAY! SKYES GAY!

His lips were one inch from one and he suddenly whispered, "Hi Pony."

A gasp of shock escaped my lips.

My body jumped as I felt chills rush down my spine and I twitched insanely while my mouth trembled. I blushed of embarrassment and shoved him away from me.

"H-How did you know?" I questioned him panicking and tried to compose myself.

He smirked and caressed my chin. "I know your violet eyes anywhere. Hehe."

That…That…THAT BASTARD! URGH! He ruined EVERYTHING! I even brought the rope to tie him up with and everything!

HE PROBABLY CAN READ MINDS TOO! SKYE IS SUCH A CREEP!

"Damn you!" I told him with a glare and then sighed.

"Heh, don't worry. I think it's cute how you went through all of this trouble just to catch me. Admit it; you're in love with me, aren't you?"

WHAT? IN LOVE WITH HIM? NO WAY!

I felt the blood rush to my cheeks and my cheeks turned a crimson red.

"WHAT? YOU'RE CRAZY! Y-You wish!" I denied all flustered.

"You know you love me!" Skye teased and he chuckled.

I growled and slapped his hand away from my chin.

"I can never love a thief like you!" I retorted infuriated.

For a second he frowned, but then his signature smirked re-appeared.

"Heh. Since you already stole my heart, I have no choice but to steal yours .After all, I am a thief! Hehe."

I scowled at him.

"I'd like to see you try!" I challenged fiercely.

He held my chin, making me look up at him, and whispered, "I swear, I will steal your heart away, one day."

"Good luck with that, pretty boy!"

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