The Master awoke to a loud slamming sound, then someone stomping on a hollow wooden floor. All that noise wasn't really helping his head, which was pounding. He was laying on something soft, he guessed a cot. Why was he asleep? Oh, right. That animal that attacked him was poisoness.

He opened his eyes and squinted against the light. Once his eyes adjusted, he noticed something. The Doctor was standing with his back to the Master and his hands were raised. Infront of him was a women, holding a gun to his chest. The Master sat up in the cott which made the room spin.

"Can't you stay out of trouble for five minutes?" The Master asked amused.

"It's been three and a half hours." The Doctor pointed out. He looked relieved the Master was finally awake. "Besides, you can talk, you were attacked by a genetically modified poisoness animal. I think that beats me on the trouble scale, if there were such a thing."

"Shut up!" The women yelled angerily. The Doctor shut his mouth but the Master just smirked.

"Or what?" He asked.

"Or I'll shoot your partner in crime!" Parner in crime? What did he do? So much for being 'good'. But as far as the Master could tell he didn't do anything wrong. He didn't steal the TARDIS, he saved Alexis from being muled by a genetically modified tiger- pteridactyl. Sure he'd done plenty of things in the past but he'd never been to this planet.

"How do you plan to do that?" He asked and glanced at her gun for dramatic affect. "The safty's on."

She glanced down at her gun long enough for the Doctor to reach over and grab it. He took it apart and threw the pieces in seperate directions before the women knew what was happening.

"Now. That's better, now we can talk." The Doctor said cheerfuly.

"I don't negotiate with aliens." She said venomously.

"I don't negotiate with earth girls," the Master countered. The Doctor gave him a you're-not-helping look.

"We're not here to hurt anyone we're just traveling." The Doctor said, trying to calm down the women, who didn't look reasured.

"I don't believe you! Why are you here?"

"Why wouldn't you believe us? We haven't done anything!" The Master shouted. He really hated it when humans were so stupid.

"Now, Master, no need to be so rude," The Doctor said mockingly, "Although, he does have a good point. We haven't done anything to make you think were a threat."

"Why do you look like us? Are you walking around in someones dead body?" The women demanded. The Doctor looked offended and opened his mouth to speak but the Master, who was smirking evily, cut him off.

"We'll actually, I have been known to eat humans," The women's eyes widened in horror making the Master's smirk grow into a crazy grin, "I've been trying to cut back, but if you don't leave, I may need to make an acception."

She ran from the room crying.

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"I hate you."

"No, you don't"

"Yes, I hate you."

"Oh, common. You can't be mad at me forever."

"Yes, I can."

"That ape overreacted! It was an empty threat."

"You said you were going to eat her!"

"She was going to kill us!"

"I took her gun!"

"She could have had another one."

"She didn't!"

"You don't know that."

"She was defencless!"

The Master gave him a look, "I didn't actually eat her."

"You told her you were a cannibal, that's enough to lock us up! Wellll, maybe not me coz I didn't do anything. But you made them think we were both going to eat them or something!"

"I can't be a cannibal I'm not an ape and I've never eaten another time lord." The Master pointed out.

The Doctor looked like he was going to make a retort, but instead he sighed heavily and leaned against the wall of the cell they were both sitting on the floor of.

The Master sat against the opposite wall with his knees up. They sat in silence for awhile. The Master's head was splitting. He guessed it was because of the poison, the Doctor did say his body was drawing its own energy to heal itself. He tapped the four-rythm beat of the drums on the floor absentmindedly. He got up off the floor and paced. He couldn't sit still anymore. When he did the drums were more tempting.

"Well?"

The Doctor looked at him with confusion, "Well what?"

"Well, aren't you supposed to do something? You usually do don't you?"

"What am I supposed to do? They took my sonic screwdriver."

"So, what? Are we just going to sit here forever?" He demanded.

"I don't know." The Doctor said like he couldn't care less.

The Master growled in frustration and shook the bars to the cell furiously.

"HELLO!" He shouted into the room beyond their cell, no one was there, it was just an empty cell room. "Let us out!"

"I don't think that's gonna help." Said the Doctor.

"Better than just sitting here! What about you! You're not doing anything!"

"It's not my fault were in here. Why don't you get us out?"

"Alright I will." The Master stated and started looking through his pockets for something to use. Then, he noticed something odd.

"Wait, why am I wearing this?" He was refering to the white jump suit.

"Probably coz your old clothes were covered in blood and the hospital didn't think it was very sanitary."

The Master gave him a blank look. "Hospital?" He asked, was that were he was before? "It didn't look like a hospital." It didn't. It had a hospital feel to it but it didn't have any medical equipment and every hospital he'd been to had medical stuff all over the place, even ones that weren't on Earth.

"It was a mental hospital." The Doctor said akwardly, averting his eyes. The Master stopped pacing and looked down at the Doctor.

"Mental hospital?" He asked, "Why was I in a mental hospital?"

"Well, you were catatonic for two days, you wouldn't say a word until I got there." He scratched the back of his neck.

"I don't remember." The Master muttered and sat down against the cell wall again.

"Only because you don't want to." Came Alexis' voice.

The Master looked over to the bars of the cell to see Alexis standing on the other side smirking at the Master. The little girl looked different. The way she held herself and her smirk reminded the Master of himself.

The Master ignored her, instead looking at the Doctor. He also looked like he was ignoring her, which the Master thought was odd. Instead the Doctor was watching him like he was expecting something from him.

"What do you want?" The Master demanded.

"Well, an apology would be a start."

"An apology?" The Master asked confused, he was expecting him to say something along the times of 'Tell me what she means' or 'Stop ignoring her'.

"Yes an apology!" He said like it was obvious.

"For what?"

"For telling that lady you were going to eat her!"

Knowing the Doctor he probably did have a way out but wouldn't use it until the Master said he was sorry. Of cource the Master wouldn't.

"Let me out." He ordered Alexis, whos smirk grew.

"Can't." She said simply.

"Why not?" The Master demanded.

"I'm not real," She laughed madly, like the Master would, "I'm in your head."

A/N: Ta-da :D oooh cliff-hanger..i hate cliffhangers x3 unfortunately steven moffats OBSESSED with them! Anyhoo i go the idea to make Alexis be inside the Masters head all along from last nights episode of Doctor who with the pirates..coz i noticed alot of what moffat does is its-not-as-it-seems stuff.. u get what i mean in the episodes the beast bellow, flesh and stone, vampires of venice, Amy's choice, and the pandorica openeds...probably more but i cant remember.

ps in some future chapter the masters going to know what happened to him, im not just gonna leave that hanging to never be revealed ;) LOVE REVIEWS tell me what you think