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"Talking"

Thoughts

Note: This story most a POV but switches between normal! I might switch to mostly normal POV later cause It's kind of hard doing First POV sigh...

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No Clue

by:Blood Madhatter

Gross, Porn... In My Lap.


Aoi's POV

Hatake-san stared at me as I stared back, I know what he was waiting for. He wants me to eat my own food before he tried it. I shrugged and dug in. Ah, sweet sweet stew, please grace my stomach till it bursts I thought in bliss. The vegetables fell apart in my mouth, so good. Hatake-san seemed pleased with my reaction but he still didn't eat yet. I wondered and wondered till it hit me. He was waiting for me to get distracted so he can take his mask off! Of course it all makes sense...

I wonder... I 'accidentally' dropped my napkin on the floor, I quickly grabbed it and sat up only to Hatake-san's bowl empty and his hands clapped together, "Thank you for the meal."

I weakly smiled and nodded. As soon as he left I glared, DAMN! I missed it this time... As I ate I began to wonder how long it's been since Hatake-san had a home made meal. The only food I seen laying around was empty quick made meals or take out.

After finishing I put the food and washed the dishes, after I finished an over whelming weight fell on my body as a yawn escaped. It was such a long day, I just want to go to bed...

I saw Hatake-san on the couch with his book over his head as he sat back. I got a closer look and saw it was another one of those Icha-Icha books.

Pervert...

I took a seat next to him and was surprised he didn't react at all. I tried to get a closer look to see if he was really sleeping but the book covered his eyes. I instead stared at his chest and noticed his breathing was in a rhythm.

No way, he can't possibly sleeping so easily. Especially in front of me.

I continued to stare for a while before gaining the courage to motion towards the book. My hand was an inch away before he made a noise. My hand shot away and I sat back even more. He moved a little before breathing gently again, he even made some of the pages of the book move. A little smile unintentionally formed on my face.

He's actually pretty cute... When he's not being a lazy jerk. Realizing I was staring and my thoughts were outrageous I cursed to my self before getting up and heading towards his room. I came back with a pillow and the blanket that was on me earlier. I hesitantly sat next to him wondering what to do.

It probably won't be comfortable sleeping like that for the rest of the night but what if I wake him? These thoughts began to plague my mind till...

Hatake-san shifted a little and suddenly my shoulder felt oddly warm. I looked over and was faced with silver hair. I immediately froze in place. He's touching me! I almost felt like screaming. I closed my eyes and clenched onto the blanket tightly. I felt sweat form on my forehead as my heart began to race.

Is he awake? What am I going to do? My thoughts raced through my head and slowly everything calmed down to were I felt a little more sane. I looked over and his head was still there but he was also still sleeping. It made me inwardly sigh, I'm alright. I'm going to be alright...

I suddenly felt awkward, I mean this does look awkward right? I looked down and noticed his book fell in my lap. Gross, porn... in my lap. I closed my eyes and relaxed. He's strangely warm...

Then again I don't usually touch other people... He was warm when I woke up on his back too... And earlier when he helped me up and bandaged my hand. I closed my eyes and thought about it till Hatake-san made a noise again bringing me back to reality. I turned over so I can put the blanket over him but he ended up sliding down and onto my chest.

I felt my body freeze, dear god. I even began to hold my breath. I took a breath, Okay game face! I slowly moved to the other end of the couch while placing a pillow in my lap. Hatake-san gently slid to my lap and I let out a sigh of relief. Now all that left is to move.

…...

…...

Now to do that without waking him up...

….

Damn.

I took a deep breath and gulped. I held it till in one swift move I was off the couch and behind it. I peaked out from behind and saw he was sound asleep. I let out a quiet sigh and silently walked back to the room, made my way to the bed and collapsed. I was to tired to change into different cloths so I sneak under the covers and fell fast to sleep for the first time.


"Moooooom!" I whined.

An older women turned around and smiled, "Aoi-chan!" she said lifting me up high in the sky. I was soon pulled into a hug and a warm feeling fired up in my chest. I couldn't help but laugh. She soon put me down and suddenly it felt as if the air got thick and darker. Mom still had her smile on so I felt a little safe. She held my hand tight.

"Aoi, I want you to meet someone." I blinked.

A tall man who's face was covered by a shadow merged. He was a normal height for an adult and had short dark hair. He wore a business suit, he walked up and bowed making me bow too. Mom put an arm around him..
"This is my new boyfriend, he'll take care of us from now on."

The man put on a smile, he knelled down to my height and held my hand, "Let's become good friends Aoi."

I put down a smile for mom, deep down I was terrified. Mom didn't see but his smile didn't seem nice at all. It was creepy. Not only that but he held onto my hand strangely tight.

I looked at mom and wanted to say so much things like, we don't need someone to take care of us or I only need you but, as soon as I saw her happy face I couldn't do it.

"O-okay."


I opened my eyes covered in cold sweat, I got up and looked around. Almost freaking out, AGAIN, but this time I recognized the place sooner. I closed my eyes and saw that smile again, I shivered and sat up. These dreams still haunt me, why can't I have a normal dream? I curled up and tried to sleep but the dream only keep coming back to my thoughts. Ugh, stupid dream fairy.

I sat up, and looked out at the window. Still dark, with a hint of light... The clock read 5:53am, Damn. I hit my head with the pillow. I rolled around a few times before getting up. This sucks.

I looked at my cloths, they were the same thing as yesterday. The only other pair I have is a black tee shirt with a leaf sign in orange on it and baggy pants intended for sleeping in. Sigh.

After changing I peaked outside of the door to find Hatake-san still asleep. Of course, a normal person would still be asleep at this time. I closed the door, usually I go and get something to eat and start my day... But this isn't part of the routine. I peaked out again. Still asleep, thoughts of ways to 'accidentally' wake him up filled my mind till.

RIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I almost jumped out of my skin. I ended up getting so freaked out I fell out of the door and landed hard on the floor.

I sat up holding my head with teary eyes, stupid evil alarm clock. Who the heck wakes up at this time... Wait. I do. That annoying clock rang in my ears and I quickly threw the nears thing at it... Which was a stapler.


Normal POV

RINNNNNNNNNNNNNG

THUMP

CRASH

Kakashi pulled the cover over his head, I don't want to wake up...

.

Shit, when did I fall asleep! Kakashi thought as he sat up quickly and looked around. He found Aoi on the floor cursing while holding her head. He almost chuckled but first he made sure nothing happen to him. He seemed fine and nothing was out of the normal. Kakashi sighed with relief and noticed he had a pillow and blanket. Kakashi got up and got Aoi's attention.

"Oh, Hatake-san your awake."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, was she already awake? At this time, "Sorry I forgot to disable the alarm."

"Eh, it's okay I think I disabled the alarm... for the rest of it's life anyways and I couldn't sleep really."

Hum, looks like I need a new alarm clock again, "I usually get things done at this time to meet my time but I seems I don't really have to do that now."

Aoi looked at him strangely, "You guys must meet pretty earlier... or your really slow at getting ready cause I remember they said you're always late."

Kakashi slumped down a little, "It's complicated."

Aoi decided not to press on and nodded, "I guess I'll just have to get you up extra early then." she said shrugging.

That sent a cold chill down Kakashi's back. Getting up even earlier? That sounded horrible, "That will be unnecessary..." he said shaking his hands in front of him.

"Are you sure? Cause I ca-"

"No," Kakashi quickly interrupted.

Aoi pouted, "Fine, suit yourself if you like being late."

Aoi got up and dusted her self off, "Since your awake I can make breakfast!"


Later that morning.

Aoi finished up with the dishes while Kakashi went to change. She looked out the window, Somethings coming... Just as that thought crossed her mind a familiar face appeared at the window.

"Moe?"

Moe was surprised and almost lost her balance. Aoi quickly opened the window and stuck her head out, "Are you alright? What are you doing here?"

Moe frowned and looked away, "Nothing... I guess you really got to stay with Kakashi. Lucky bastard."

Aoi frowned, is she being a creepy stalker or something?

"Move over!" pushed Rei, "Hi Aoi! Is Kakashi-san here?"

Aoi raised an eyebrow, "Are you the only one's here? Where's your guardian anyways? Ah... Suzume-san if I'm not mistaken."

"Mood killer as always I see," Moe commented. She received a good glare from Aoi.

Rei nervously smiled, "We're only sneaking out for a bit, Hana's still over there."

Aoi shook her head, "You know you guys will probably only seem more suspicious by pulling these kinds of acts."

"There you go again," said Moe crossing her arms.

Sweatdrop, "Well it's true."

Rei rubbed the back of her head, "I'm sure it will turn out okay, Suzume seems to be quite understanding.

Aoi rolled her eyes, I don't want to get in trouble because of them. "You guys should just go home."

Aoi tried to close the window but a hand stopped her. Kakashi stood behind Aoi as he held the window open, "What are you two doing here?"

Moe's face brighten up, "Uh..."

"We just wanted to stop by and see how Aoi's doing!" Rei covered up.

Aoi frowned, I hate being used...

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, "From what I recall, you guys aren't friends."

Sweatdrops, "Well... Ah"

Aoi rolled her eyes, "They came to see you not me, YOU." she said walking away.

Moe blushed, "Ah, w-we wanted to properly say thanks for helping us so we made you these cookies." Moe said bringing out a bag.

"We did?" asked Rei, Moe quickly glared at her, "I mean... we did."

Kakashi hesitantly took the bag, "Thanks... You should get back to-"

"Yeah we know... We're leaving," Rei said pushing Moe away, "Later!"

Kakashi shut the window and stared at the bag, "Aoi, you want to try some cookies?"

Aoi almost fell of the couch, "Why would I want to try Moe's cookies? What if she suspected this and poisoned them to get rid of me? You seen the eye she was giving me."

Aoi's POV

Wow, I'm sounding more paranoid then usual! But seriously... What if she did suspect that? Hatake-san didn't really look pleased with my decision.

"I guess we can just... Ah. Leave it here and see what happens," He said putting it on the counter.

I nodded, "Good choice... I'm not sure I want to test it on some poor innocent person."

Hatake-san nodded, "Stay here, I need a get a few things from the room..."

He left and I sat there quietly, I wonder what the heck I'm going to do here... I can't stay in this apartment all day I'll go crazy.

Suddenly there was some strange noise from under the couch. Eh? What the heck! I looked under it and came face with a pair of eyes. "ACK!" I ended up falling on the floor.

I quickly got up and took a step back. "What is it?"

Suddenly a small head popped out. "A... Dog?"

I bent down and a small pug with a headband came out. I picked it up and stared, "Hatake-san has a dog?" Poor dog, Ninja's shouldn't have plants or dogs. "Hey, that thing on your head looks like Hatake-san's. Hum, are you hungry boy?"

"My names Pakkun," said the dog.

I almost jumped out of my skin, "Y-you talk! What the heck?" I said almost dropping 'Pakkun'

"Well, yeah."

"Oh my god, I bet they did some weird test on you so you can talk and do their bidding! These ninja's are crazy!" Pakkun gave her a strange look.

"What are you talking about?" Said Hatake-san.

I jumped up and hugged the poor dog, "Dog's shouldn't able to talk! What did you do to him?"

A sweat-drop formed on Hatake-san's head, "I don't know where you come from but some animal's can do that here..."

I blinked and looked at Pakkun, "Is this true."

"Sure is," responded Pakkun, "Now, about that food..."

I looked at Hatake-san, "You don't feed the poor little guy?"

Hatake-san sighed, "I assure you, he get's enough to eat, he's just trying to get a little extra."

I looked at Pakkun, suddenly his eyes got large and I couldn't keep my eyes off the little thing, "Well.. Maybe just a little something wouldn't hurt right?" Damn puppy dog eyes!

I placed Pakkun on the couch and searched the kitchen for something and found a few doggie treats. I took a few and went back to find Hatake-san on the couch as well.

"You know those are for training them," Hatake-san pointed out.

I thought for a second, "Hum.. Okay, Pakkun, speak!"

"Yo!"

"Good boy!" I said handing him the treats.

"Thanks," he said before munching out.

Normal POV

Kakashi inwardly chuckled, "I guess that will work."

Aoi smiled and sat down, Pakkun was finished and Aoi couldn't help but pick him up again.

"You're so soft," she said hugging him.

Sweat-drops formed on Pakkun's face, this is bad, I'm going to get crushed. He closed his eyes and suddenly was pulled into a hug. He opened his eyes and found he was being hugged into her chest. The dog keep his normal expression on, I guess this isn't that bad...

Kakashi glared at the pup giving him the , I know what your thinking look, "You know if you keep holding him your only going to spoil him then he'll get lazy."

Aoi blushed, "I can't help it, he's so cute." She finally let him go.

"You should back to the others Pakkun," sighed Kakashi.

Pakkun nodded and hopped off, "Later!" and suddenly he disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Aoi gasped, "Whoa, ninja dog or my mind just got ninja'd!"

Kakashi smirked under his mask, "Yeah, some animals can do that here too."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, "SENSEI! SENSEI I know your in there!"

Kakashi sighed, "I had a feeling this would happen."

Aoi blinked as Kakashi lazily got up and answered the door.

Naruto and Sasuke walked in, "Where here to convince you to train us!"

Kakashi rubbed the back of his head, "I have a week off for another mission."

Sasuke glared, "Your our Sensei right? You can teach us and watch that stupid lady at the same time."

Aoi peaked over from the couch, I can hear you idiot! Aoi's eyes widen as she got a closer look.

"YOU LITTLE JERK!" She said jumping up, "You have my iPod!"

Sasuke gave her a weird look, "I don't know what your talking about."

"I can see my headphone's hanging out of your pocket jerk!"

Sweat-drop, Sasuke quickly stuffed them back in his pocket, "...Hn."

Aoi looked at Kakashi who sighed and patted Sasuke on the back, "Go a head, give it back."

"But, I found it!"

"YEAH IN MY BAG!" hissed Aoi.

"Sasuke..." Warned Kakashi.

Sasuke frowned and handed it over, "Well... Naruto-dobe broke that weird thing with the numbers on it."

"You broke my cell phone?" Aoi yelled pointing at Naruto.

Naruto jumped back, "Well, it had a demon voice on it and... well I would never have done it if Teme didn't knock you out."

Aoi glared at Sasuke.

Sasuke was quiet for a second, "...He ate your sandwich..."

Aoi gasped, "you... You didn't!"

Sweat began to go down Naruto's forehead, "Ah hehehe well I was hungry and..."

Aoi jumped on Naruto, "You little brat! I was saving that for later!" She said pulling on his cheeks.

"Ahhh, Senseeeei Help me!" He cried.

Kakashi sighed and sat back on the couch, This is going to be a looong day.

Haha, Sorry it took so long to update! Writers block and stuff . I got stuck on a spot..

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