Chapter four; I have an outline for this story and I still don't know what I want to do with it.

A/N: I don't know if I have to put this here but better safe than sorry, I don't own Naruto. If you honestly think that I do, you're the textbook definition of an idiot. Also I've been informed that my sense of humor can be pretty fucked up, and final warning; Language.

"Well this was a total failure." Corrin said as he looked around the trashed room, birthday ornaments strewn about the room. Black was currently on the ground wrestling Tsume Inuzuka, Kiba's very aggressive and totally not a lesbian stereotype mother, a very drunk Anko, and very confused Kurenai Yuhi.

Outside Naruto and his soon to be classmates were playing the ninja version of tag, supervised by the Alim, which would normally not be allowed but the parents of the children were also there as well.

Any extra dimensional beings who might be viewing this very poorly thought out scenario might be thinking, "Why on earth would Black be wrestling three women in at a kids birthday party," or they might be thinking "That lucky dog, I wish that I was being wrestled by three attractive women; one of whom is drunk," or they might even think "Why am I still reading this crap, time to call the author a faggot in the review section and tell him to go kill themselves," Which for those who actually think that; You're a jack-ass.

The answer to all but the last of those questions just so happens to be answered in the next paragraph.

"You filthy pervert!" The Inuzuka matriarch shouted as she held Black in a headlock, "How dare you write such filth!"

"I didn't- ack!" Black wheezed out, getting cut off mid-sentence, "I found your filthy book in my daughter's room!" Little known fact among the populace of the hidden leaf village, The Inuzuka were very strict when it came the practice of chastity outside of marriage.

"I should probably help him." Corrin mused to himself, before turning to walk outside to talk with the various clan heads that were present. Black watched as his friend left him alone, "So what we wrestling about again?" Anko slurred out drunkenly, her face a deep red.

"Who even invited you?" The white haired teen cried out.


"So how the kiddies doing?" Corrin asked as he picked Alim up off a table and shoved him in his sleeve.

"Pretty good, luckily for us the boy's situation wasn't nearly as bad as most fans thought." Alim grumbled as the two watched Naruto enjoy playing with the other kids. It seemed that most old enough to remember held their hatred for the fox on a tight leash, keeping it from bleeding into their children. 'Speaking of angry adults,' Corrin thought as he looked around at the faces of the adults present.

"You know I had too." Alim said softly in a defiant tone, causing Corrin to sigh, "And what if it wears off?" He asked simply, the pinkette could feel Alim's presence in the heads of most all adults present.

"By then things should be fairly in motion." By this point a very ruffled Black walked out of the apartment building, looking very confused as he stared at a slip of paper.

"What's that?" Corrin asked pointing to the paper. The albino haired teen shoved the paper quickly in a pocket, "No idea- when we cutting the cake?" The teen quickly changed the subject.

"In a couple of minutes." Corrin said dismissively, before his face twisted into a look of confusion, "Hey Alim, what rank are we?" The pink haired teen asked.

"We've been here for a month and you just now thought to ask that?" Alim asked incredulously.

"To be fair, we have been watching a very hyper kid." Black chimed, "Yeah, we have to set a good example." Corrin said trying to sound mature, right around then the sound of an alarm clock going off filled the area.

Corrin looked surprised for a moment, then reached into his sleeve pulling out an old fashioned wind up alarm clock, the bells resonating obnoxiously.

"Hey Naruto!" The pinkette shouted, "Look!" He pointed to the Hokage monument.

The young blonde, and everyone present, turned to stare at the heads of the past and present Hokage's and gawked at what they saw.

The first, second, and third Hokage's cheeks bore whisker marks reminiscent of those Naruto bore, while the fourth Hokage's headband bared the message 'Happy B-Day Naruto!' In bright orange paint.

"Happy birthday kid." Corrin said walking up to the blonde, "Who wants cake?" The pinkette bellowed, all the children jumping for joy at the prospect of food.

"On wards tiny people!" The pinkette joyfully cried as he pointed the ravenous children back into the strangely clean room, Anko passed out on the couch with Kurenai watching over her friend with disappointment.

"You never answered Corrins question." Black said as he and Alim slowly followed the crowd. Alim grinned, "The same can be said for you." Black narrowed his eyes, though it was hard to tell through the goggles.

"I had the old man put us in as Jounin " The shadow chuckled, Black grunted in response.

"Us?" Black asked with a raised brow. "I don't plan on being a blob forever." He growled, not offering any details beyond that. Black chose not to pry.

"Seriously what was that on that piece of paper?" Black shivered and hugged himself, "You don't want to know."

"Fair enough."


"So this is the academy," Corrin said as he, Black, and Alim walked an excited Naruto to the doors of the school, the initiation ceremony having just been finished.

"Remember what we said gaki." Alim said from the blonde's shoulder.

"Act like an idiot and barely pass." Naruto said nodding as he recalled what he said.

"Yep, now have a good day little man." Corrin ruffled the blonde's messy hair, earning a cry of indignation in return.

"I still don't like this." Black grumbled as the three walked away from the school building.

"Again, we need to keep events as close as possible, besides he knows that if he needs any help he can talk to the tag I put on him." Alim explained frustrated, "Now that we have some free time though, you two need to develop some skill."

"What'cha mean by that?" Corrin asked offended, "We could probably kick anyone's ass if we wanted to."

"Kick, No. Overwhelm, probably." Alim explained, "We have the power of first three chakra user's, people considered gods in their own rights, it's like comparing a rock to a mountain."

Corrin smirked, "But if you were to fight any Jounin, let alone a Kage, you'd definitely come out more than a little banged up." The pinkett's smirk fell.

"So how should we go about this?" Black asked, "I mean it's not like we can just ask any Jounin to train us."

"Give me some time and I can copy fighting styles from the Hyuuga and Uchiha, your eyes should be able to work well with them. Until then you guys can take some D-ranks." Alim finished, Corrin and Black nodded.

"Doesn't sound too hard." Corrin said dismissively. "We'll see." Alim said, a malevolent grin on his face.


Naruto looked around the courtyard for his guardians, recalling how they told the blonde that they would be there to walk him home. His eyes lit up as he saw his two guardians leaning exhaustively against the tree with a swing on it.

"How was your day kid?" Black asked as Naruto excitedly ran up to them, the blonde frowned for a moment, "I didn't get most of the stuff the teacher talked about, but Alim said he'd explain it to me when I got home."

Corrin nodded in sympathy, "I didn't like school that much, and you should learn the stuff though." Naruto nodded his head sadly, "Now, let's go get some ramen." Corrin shouted enthusiastically.

"Yeah!" Naruto shouted with just the same amount of enthusiasm, the bold blonde bolting from the courtyard.

Black groaned as he moved to rush after the boy, Corrin stumbling along drunkenly.


Sometime later.

A full moon hung in the sky, offering its gentle light to the sleeping people of the hidden leaf village. The normal hustle and bustle of the day had long since concluded and most civilians were at their homes, resting for their next day's work.

But, a keen eye would see just how awake the village truly was, the swift movements of ninja, the shadow warriors sticking out of sight and treading softly as they stood watch over their home. Yet still there where those who were on missions that could only be accomplished in the late hours of the night.

Such is the case for the poor bastard who just slipped through the window of three very irresponsible teenagers.

The masked man moved silently, his body molding to the shadows causing him to seemingly disappear. He swiftly and silently glided over to a snoring pinkette. He stared at the teen for a moment, displaying no emotion as he lifted a kunia, and plunged it into the slumbering man's chest, his snore stopping quickly. The masked Nin moved away from the body, searching for his next target.

Instead his target found him, attempting to deliver a right hook to the Nins head. The masked man grasped the fist, the power behind the attack pushing him into a nearby wall. Black stared intently at the masked man, piercing white orbs glowing from behind his bared goggles.

"The fuck is Root doing here?" He asked as he stared at the blank mask, a split second later he reflexively caught the kunia the man threw at his face. The Nin burst into movement, pulling two kunia into his hands and rushing the white haired teen who attempted to dodge the man's slashes. The cuts in his flesh and clothes showed that Black was only partially succeeding in his endeavor to survive.

Black attempted to strike his opponent, but either missed, was deflected, or his attack was dodged; all of which resulted in another wound etched into his flesh. "What-" A gash was carved into blacks cheek, "are you-" The teen jumped back to avoid being gutted, "here for?" He shouted.

"Lord Danzo has decreed your deaths, you are a threat to the village." The masked man droned in a monotone voice.

"Well you fucked up big time." Black stated matter of factually, the masked Nins eyes widened as a voice bellowed from behind him.

"Bansho Ten'in."(Almighty pull.) The Root ninja lurched backwards, spinning in mid-air so that Corrin was able to grasp him by his throat and look him in the eye. Corrin choke slammed the Nin into the floor as he placed a blackened hand on the Nins head, pulling it away dragging a blue humanoid cloud out of the petrified Nin.

"What the hell man!" Black shouted at his friend, looking closely at the pinkette and only then realizing that he was still asleep.

"He tried to kill Corrin, and was about to kill you." Alim said popping out of Corrins collar, "I wasn't just going to let him get away with that."

Black opened his mouth to protest but decided against it, "Just get rid of the body." He said dismissively, turning back to the couch he had been sleeping on just minutes before. "You should go check on Naruto, we might have woken him up." Alim said as he moved towards the fallen Nins body.

Black nodded in agreement and turned towards the door, trying to avoid watching Alim envelope the Root Nins body. When the albino teen returned the body was gone and Corrin was back in bed, Leaving Black to sort through his thoughts and emotions in the cool silent night.


A/N: Sorry This is late, I've had to deal with school. But hey there's a fight seen in this. Might go dark on updating soon, pile up some chapters that way I can post consistently for a while.

Have a good what ever-now.