Well some how or another I've got this done early and added a guest star. Again. Sigh.

Disclaimer: I own all parody's of the characters. Just not the names.


A Spoof from the Castaways of the Flying Dutchman

Chapter 4

Narrator: Neb and the dog, which had been named Denmark even though the boy couldn't talk so the whole naming process was kind of stupid, sat hunched over a table on which a risk board was set.

Neb: So if I eat all the cod, and you eat all the pork, food supplies will become nonexistent thus weakening the crew. Then we can take command of the ship and sail to America. We will then sell the ship and buy a wii.

Denmark: (Nods)

Narrator: Just then Mad Eye Moody walks in.

Neb: No…F-ing…way. Harry Potter did not just get mixed with Castaways.

Narrator: (Turns to the Author) He's right you know, you could get key hauled for this.

Author: Look, it was going to happen eventually, I figured I might as well claim the title for my self.

Me: Great, now I'll get bad reviews from fans and J. K. Rowling. Sigh.

J.K.R: Hmmm, coffee or croissant? Read my new book, Barry Plopper!

Fans: …

Me: …

Narrator: (Turns to Neb) Hey, I thought you said you didn't read Harry Potter!

Neb: I didn't, I listened to it on CD, duh.

Author: Cheater.

Narrator: As the present conversation was taking place, Mad Eye Moody curled up in a corner and fell asleep.

Neb: WTF!?

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Narrator: Meanwhile Scraggs, Jamil, and Sindh (A/N spell check is having fun with their names) plotted to kill the Captain for they had betted that Jack Sparrow would round the Horn first.

Sindh: We see the Captain then we kill him. He's a drunk it can't be too hard!

Jamil: But he's one of those lucky drunks. He can fight better when he is.

Scraggs: You grab him and I'll stab.

Jamil: What part of unbeatable drunk did you not understand?

Scraggs: Did I mention you'll be paid?

Sindh: Let's do it tonight!

Jamil: How will we be paid? I'm allergic to Emralds.

Scraggs: All right then, we'll catch up with Jack Sparrow and steal back the rum.

Narrator: Just then, Petros waddles in.

Petros: Feel sorry for me!

S/J/S: DEATHGLARE!

Petros: Or not.

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Neb: Hmmm, looks like someone wants to kill the Captain!

Author: Wait a moment, I didn't write you into that scene! How the hell did you know that!?

Neb: Mad Eye left his invisibility cloak laying around. I kinda barrowed it.

Author: Didn't your parents ever tell you not to steal?

Neb: Ummm, didn't you read the book? It pretty much explained the whole no parent thing in like, the first chapter.

Author: Did it?

Neb: OMG, you didn't even read the book? How the hell are you writing this?

Author: I, err, um, oh look, an action scene! Go get stabbed!

Neb: Oh boy!

Denmark: I feel alone.

Author: …

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Vanderdecken: Well, time go off on a random midnight jaunt! Whennnn the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…

Jamil/Sindh: GRAB HIM!

Vanderdecken: Super Dutchman Powers Activate!

Jamil/Sindh: Fail.

Scraggs: Time to gut ya!

Narrator: Just then, Neb came charging out!

Neb: (Trips)

Jamil/Sindh: Double Fail.

Narrator: While Neb was busy planting his face, Mad Eye Moody ran out.

Mad Eye: I don't like it…

Author: When people attack when other people's backs are turn, we know, we've all read the books except the boy kissing the deck.

Wand: KAZAP!

Narrator: Behold! The amazing bouncing pirate…I mean ferret!

Sindh/Ferret: SQUEEK!

Narrator: At that moment the ferret flew into Jamil's pants.

Jamil: Ahhhh, Sindh in my pants…wait, no, not like that!

Scraggs: Ahem, still a threat much?

Denmark: Snarl/Attack!

Scraggs: S***!

Vanderdecken: Arg, now Mad Eye, what did I tell you about messing with the minds of muggles?

Mad Eye: Yar, nothing, you were passed out on the floor.

Vanderdecken: Whatever. (PUSH!)

Scraggs: S*************************!

Neb: Triple Fail!

Vanderdecken: Mad Eye, lock up the ferret and Jamil. Boy, you've just been upgraded to a cabin suite. You're my new roomie!

Neb: (Gets up and backs away)

Denmark: Sigh, left out…again.

Author: You'll get over it…again.


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