Ishida: Alright folks, we are back!
Ishida: We will now interview the infamous...Tousen!
*Tousen slowly makes way to stage, feeling objects around him for support.
Ishida: "Welcome Tousen!"
Tousen: "Shut yo white a** up, ok?"
Ishida: Umm, ok.
Ishida: So how do you feel about being blind?
Tousen: Ok, I see how it's gonna be, it's gonna be "pick on the blind guy cause he's blind" time.
Ishida: W-what? No! That's not-"
Tousen: Well I got a surprise for you! I'm ain't actually blind.
*Gasps from the crowd
Ishida: I beg your pardon? Y-you're not blind?
Tousen: Who do you think I am? Some blind black guy?! Well I'm not.
Ishida: If you're not blind then how many fingers am I holding up?
*holds up two fingers
Tousen: eleven, no, twelve?
Ishida: No Tousen, I was holding up two.
Tousen: Yo man, that's what I meant!
Ishida: But you said ele-
Tousen: Eleven and twelve is code for two, ya dumb NI**A!
Ishida: Uh-huh, and, oh let me guess, you're not black.
Tousen: Well no shit captain obvious!
Ishida: No, you're not telling me that you are white, because YOU ARE BLACK.
Tousen: What the hell are you talking about, son? I'm white and the rest of the Gotei 13 are black.
Ishida: GO LOOK IN A MIRROR!
*awkward silence
Ishida: Sorry, I didn't mean it like-
Tousen: Ni**a, you just crossed the line, like the mexican border line.
Ishida: Come on man-
Tousen: I AM GONNA BUST A CAP UP YO A** IF YOU DON'T TAKE-
Ishida: SECURITY!
*Tousen jumps onto Ishida and in a tangle of punches and kicks, Tousen's white bandanna and goggles are taken off.
Tousen: Wait man...IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN SEE!
Ishida: Are you telling me that that bandanna and goggles were the only reason you couldn't see?
Tousen: HELL YEAH! I CAN SEE! YOU WERE RIGHT DORK-EYES, I AM BLACK! YES!
Ishida (to audience): I'm sorry, but is he not the stupidest black guy on this show?
Someone in crowd: He's the ONLY black guy on this show, besides that wierd cat lady.
Tousen: I FEEL SO ALIVE!
*he runs toward glass window
Ishida: Hey, what are you doing? You're gonna get yourself kill...Go for it!
Tousen: I'M BLACK, I CAN DO ANYTHING!
*Tousen breaks through glass and disappears from sight.
Ishida: So, I wonder if he realized we're on the seventeenth story?
I'm making good progress, three down, just some more to go... (Ishida thinks to himself)
Ishida: Well folks, we'll be back with Sajin Komamura when we return from the break!
