Ishida: Alright folks, we are back!

Ishida: We will now interview the infamous...Tousen!

*Tousen slowly makes way to stage, feeling objects around him for support.

Ishida: "Welcome Tousen!"

Tousen: "Shut yo white a** up, ok?"

Ishida: Umm, ok.

Ishida: So how do you feel about being blind?

Tousen: Ok, I see how it's gonna be, it's gonna be "pick on the blind guy cause he's blind" time.

Ishida: W-what? No! That's not-"

Tousen: Well I got a surprise for you! I'm ain't actually blind.

*Gasps from the crowd

Ishida: I beg your pardon? Y-you're not blind?

Tousen: Who do you think I am? Some blind black guy?! Well I'm not.

Ishida: If you're not blind then how many fingers am I holding up?

*holds up two fingers

Tousen: eleven, no, twelve?

Ishida: No Tousen, I was holding up two.

Tousen: Yo man, that's what I meant!

Ishida: But you said ele-

Tousen: Eleven and twelve is code for two, ya dumb NI**A!

Ishida: Uh-huh, and, oh let me guess, you're not black.

Tousen: Well no shit captain obvious!

Ishida: No, you're not telling me that you are white, because YOU ARE BLACK.

Tousen: What the hell are you talking about, son? I'm white and the rest of the Gotei 13 are black.

Ishida: GO LOOK IN A MIRROR!

*awkward silence

Ishida: Sorry, I didn't mean it like-

Tousen: Ni**a, you just crossed the line, like the mexican border line.

Ishida: Come on man-

Tousen: I AM GONNA BUST A CAP UP YO A** IF YOU DON'T TAKE-

Ishida: SECURITY!

*Tousen jumps onto Ishida and in a tangle of punches and kicks, Tousen's white bandanna and goggles are taken off.

Tousen: Wait man...IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN SEE!

Ishida: Are you telling me that that bandanna and goggles were the only reason you couldn't see?

Tousen: HELL YEAH! I CAN SEE! YOU WERE RIGHT DORK-EYES, I AM BLACK! YES!

Ishida (to audience): I'm sorry, but is he not the stupidest black guy on this show?

Someone in crowd: He's the ONLY black guy on this show, besides that wierd cat lady.

Tousen: I FEEL SO ALIVE!

*he runs toward glass window

Ishida: Hey, what are you doing? You're gonna get yourself kill...Go for it!

Tousen: I'M BLACK, I CAN DO ANYTHING!

*Tousen breaks through glass and disappears from sight.

Ishida: So, I wonder if he realized we're on the seventeenth story?

I'm making good progress, three down, just some more to go... (Ishida thinks to himself)

Ishida: Well folks, we'll be back with Sajin Komamura when we return from the break!