Chapter 4 - Movie night

((Hello and welcome, So our first attempt at the brits heart suggestion was actually made by my sister so here it is xP, Hope ya'll enjoy~))

England's brothers left again the next day but decided to stay that night as it seemed they'd actually be able to sleep, Scotland's "lesson" on the phone seemed to be sinking it.

England was just walking towards the sofa with a steaming cup of tea when there came a knock on the front door. He sighed and walked over to answer it.

"Iggy dude, how's it going?" America beamed when England opened the door, walking past him into the house before he'd have the chance to slam the door shut.

"What're you doing here America?" England sighed in irritation and then growled "and it's not Iggy, it's England! please refrain using from that ridiculous nickname".

"Heh yeah sorry, well ya know we haven't hung out in ages and well when that Scottish guy answered the phone yesterday I kinda figured the hero could save you, you know since you guys don't get along" America replied, smiling slyly and standing in his 'I'm the hero pose'.

England sighed and then placed a hand on his hip, raising the other and showing the numbers on his fingers "Right, one, We haven't hung out in a while because you've been a total irritation, two, I don't need your protection 'hero' and three, My brothers and I get along just fine thank you, the way we act seems hostile but it's just how we show our feelings towards each other".

America nodded slowly and then smiled, as if some internal lightbulb had just lit up in his head. He stepped forward and punched England in the arm and then smiled.

England raised an eyebrow at him "and, what was that for?" he asked in voice that said he said clearly knew what it was about but was holding in a laugh because he couldn't believe the Yankee was dumb enough to assume it'd work.

America then beamed "I'm showing my feels like your brothers do! Will you date me now then?"

England laughed and then sighed while chuckling "It really is a brother thing, anyone else bothers me and I won't hesitate to kick their ass".

America gulped and England continued with a smirk "Since it's a one off and your an idiot I'll let you off with a warning". America smiled and then England continued while rolling his eyes "and no, I won't go out with you".

America whined for about a minute after that and a knock came on the door.

England groaned, knowing full well who it had to be at the door and grudgingly opened it, a flash of a red and blue uniform striding past him into the house.

"Angleterre, Et az been to long, 'ow 'ave you been? France asked, noticing the American in the room but turning his back on him and ignoring him, focusing only on the Brit.

"I personally don't think it's been long enough, but whatever, what're you doing here?" England sighed, simply shrugging his shoulder and sighing.

"Well as I said, I 'ave not seen you in a while and I wanted to spend time with you, maybe a date?" He flashed a charming smile and pulled a rose out of nowhere, pointing its stunning red petals toward England.

"I'm not going on a date with you France so you can just drop that idea now" England responded, rolling his eyes and then continued "How long do you two intend to stay here anyway?".

"I just wanna hang out~ maybe watch a movie or something" America said childishly, holding up a DVD that was his latest horror movie.

France chuckled and then said sarcastically "Oui, ze American is so good with horror movies, It can only end well".

America was about to retort but England cut across him "I dont mind a movie, as long as it's just a movie and not some stupid attempt at getting me to 'fall for you'".

America beamed and replied cheerily "Of course, that's what friends do, come on it'll be great! I got this one from Japan, their horrors are so messed up!".

France rolled his eyes and then said sweetly "I'd love to join you, I love to watch all types of film". It was ku d of true, France did like watching movies, not horrors but still, he wasn't going to leave his Brit alone with the idiot American.

"Alright then we'll watch a movie, but I mean it, no funny business" England said, taking the DVD from America and placing it in the DVD player.

"Yes! Thanks dude! You rock~" America beamed, jumping onto the sofa and resting his arm comfortably on the armrest.

England sat on the sofa beside America and then France sat quickly beside England, not letting England be alone with the American for any amount of time.

The movie was indeed scary, rather grotesque. America was only naturally screaming and crying, France was actually quiet disgusted and holding a pillow up to his face, his eyes peaking over the top from time to time and England… well he was completely unfazed, showing his usual bored face.

By half way through France was cowering under the pillow and America was freaking out and had his hands wrapped around the Brit, who was used to America being a baby about horror movies so just did the usual in this situation and patted his head.

England stood up and America whimpered. "Im just going to the loo America, I'll be right back" England tutted, rolling his eyes and walking out of the room.

"So zis is how you are getting to Angleterre huh? Get frightened like the little child and have him look after you?" France hissed when he knew England was out of earshot.

"Pft, just cause your jealous cause you didn't think of something this awesome" America sneered, giving a triumphant thumbs up and beaming, ignoring the movie, that frankly scared the crap out of him, for now.

"Heh, like I would want a pity pat on ze head! I am looking for love 'ere, not a mother~" France sneered, glaring triumphantly over at the American.

"That's not what I'm doing you pompous bastard!" America shouted, standing up and glaring at the Frenchman.

"Please Amerique, you are just ridiculous!" France retorted, also standing up, and facing the cocky American.

"Ridiculous? Hah, try saying that when I'm finally dating the dude and your left alone with your perverted self!" America sneered, clearly ready to start a serious fight.

"Oh please, your useless attempts aren't going to win his heart! Your just a pathetic child in his eyes!" France laughed cruelly, posing himself to fight as well.

England has walked in a minute ago and stood in the doorway, listening in annoyance, his anger growing by the second.

"They're not childish, they're sincere and sweet, not perverted and flashy like any of your ideas!" America retorted, crossing his arms and turning his back on the frenchman.

"My ideas are not perverted or flashy!, I am ze country of romance and passion, zhey are thoughtful and enjoyable on all levels" France said, yet again pulling a rose from nowhere and flashing that smile of his.

England chose this point to butt in in the way he most wanted to. He snook up behind them as they weren't paying any attention and grabbed their jackets, dragging them to the front door and hurling them outside.

"I don't have tone for any of your crap!" England shouted when they both hit the pavement outside, slamming the door.

"Wait! Iggy dude! What about the movie?" America called desperately, knocking on the front door again.

England opened the door a minute later and threw the DVD at America, snarling while doing so "It's England not Iggy! and take the damn thing, I knew this had to be some stupid plan, god you two are ridiculous! Just give up and go home!". He then slammed the door again and stormed off.

America and France knocked on the door and called his name and phone for the next hour until they finally gave up, grudgingly walking off and going home.

So America's movie night plan was a huge failure… what will they try next!

{{Haha, that was such a fail! heh anyway, hope ye enjoyed this chapter, Want to send in suggestions on the next attempt and outcome for these wacky pairs? Please R&R! Until next time~}}