WARNING: GRAPHIC (Not really) SEX SCENE!

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY

Oh okay silly me name change time is it?

nut mary su OK!

Yeah okay because a depressed vampire/witch always has every guy falling for her but I can't really say that because the only Harry Hotter character she has actually met is a gay Draco

DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

He's obviously driving a flying car into the Forbidden Forest while he's on drugs, cigarettes and beer. Yup he's defiantly in his right mind at the moment

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it

And he fell to his death. I suppose I can understand ,id also commit suicide from spending night with ENOBY/EBONY

I walked out of it too, curiously

And also fell to your death, no wait you're a vampire you'll survive DANMIT

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. Ahcursingtheultimateformofexpressinglove

"Ebony?" he asked.IthoughthernamewasEnoby?

Not dead apparently, yeah well, gravity doesn't always work anyway

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing colour contacts)

He's just been crying a lot

Which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore

See told you he was crying and him looking depressing cheered you up this girl is such a bitch

And then... suddenly just as I diedDraco kissed me passionately.Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree.

So you stood against a tree, and he CLIMBED on top of you – defying the laws of gravity AGAIN

He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.

Yep the Forbidden Forest perfect place for making out and taking clothes off

Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time

Best. Sex. Scene. Ever

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...Idied

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was...Dumbledore!

What's Dumbledore doing in the forbidden forest? Peado

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