AN -One more chappy after this one! I will warn you now, next chappy has some LEMONY goodness! BEWARE!!

Jasper and Rosalie went hunting, and Alice dragged Edward shopping for new clothes, since Emmett and Rosalie just decided to have sex in my closet. That leaves just Emmett and me home. I have no idea what he is doing, but I'm in my room on my bed, listening to music with my eyes closed.

I was on my lullaby (for the 3rd time) when I heard the door open and close and weight next to me on the bed. I opened my eyes and Emmett's face was mere inches from mine, grinning.

"Hello," I said, quietly.

"Heya, Bella!" he loudly, obviously.

We just sat there staring at each other for about 3 minutes when I finally asked. "Can I help you, dear, brother of mine?"

"I'm bored, and I wanna play a game with you." he said, happily and, still, loudly.

"Lemme guess- 'would you rather?'" I rolled my eyes but smiled up at him anyway.

He started bouncing on my bed, "YES! Ok, I go first. Would you rather let Alice do you makeup or lemme paint your Audi rainbow?"

I sat up. "I would rather let Alice do my makeup. I don't want you anywhere near my Audi! Understood?" He nodded. "Ok, would you rather lose your jeep or let me do your makeup?"

"UGH! You do my makeup. I love my jeep!" He looked at me. "Happy?"

I grinned. "Totally. Ok, big bear, you're turn."

"Alright. Would you rather see my cock or not see Edward's for a week and a half?" he asked, with a wink.

I slapped my hands over my face, well, mostly my eyes, so I wasn't looking at him. "O GOD! Cheater! I would…rather see you're …friend."

He laughed. "I knew it! Everybody wants to see my cock!"

I groaned. "I don't want to see it and don't you dare show me! It's just-"

"You wouldn't be able to survive without Eddie!" he boomed.

I sighed. "Why are you covering you're face, Bells?" he asked, seriously.

So I was stupid and I moved them. And that was the biggest mistake, ever. I imagined Emmett naked, very disturbing, image. It was like; I started imagining it without really knowing I was. This was all his fault!

I slapped my hands over my eyes again. "Oh my god! My eyes!"

"Huh," he said, stupidly.

"I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE!" I screamed then ran out of the house, to go hunting or something, leaving Emmett and his booming laughter back at the house.

Shit. I'm not going to live this down.

AN - You likey? Hey does annyone have any story ideas, that theyre too lazy or don't know how to write? Gimmie ideas!! REVIEW it makes me happy.

PEACE Delilah