A/N – First of all, sorry it's taken so long. Been distracted by someone and, more recently, college work. Before I start, very special thanks to jakxkeiraaddict for the hilarious reviews :D And of course, big thanks to everyone else that's reviewing, you're keeping me going with this :-)
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
So, about this hat…?
Jak_Mar:
Don't you start, Dax.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Chill, Jakky boy, I ain't serious!
Ace_Racer has entered the room
Jak_Mar:
Who's this clown?
Ace_Racer:
I could ask you the same thing, Eco Freak.
Jak_Mar:
Oh, that makes sense. How's that ace racer thing working out for you, enjoying exploding into a ball of Dark Eco death?
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Somebody call the doctor, we got a burn victim here!
Ace_Racer:
Your arrogance will be the end of all of you.
Mechanical Girl:
Oh, get out of here Erol, none of us want you here.
Ace_Racer:
Oh I beg to differ, Keira.
Torn Asunder:
Buzz off, creep. Keira doesn't have the hots for you.
Ace_Racer:
Don't be so cocky, traitor. Nobody has "the hots" for you either.
Luscious Hips:
Oh yeah?
Ace_Racer:
Ah yes, the OTHER traitor. I knew I should have killed both of you when I had the chance.
Jak_Mar:
Looks like you're outnumbered, Erol.
Ace_Racer:
Just the way I like it. You remember what I said to you before the big race, don't you, Jak?
Jak_Mar:
Not really. That explosion sort of clouded my memory.
Ace_Racer:
I want you, Jak.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
O.O
Mechanical Girl:
O.O
Torn Asunder:
O.O
Luscious Hips:
O.O
Same Old Samos:
What's going… oh my o.O
Ace_Racer:
I can't contain it any more. You ignite a passion in me that I have seldom felt before.
Jak_Mar:
Oh. My. God.
Mechanical Girl:
Um, Jak? When I told you to beat his arse, I didn't mean it like that.
Jak_Mar:
Keira, do you really think I would have done that? Anyway, I can't help being so attractive.
Mechanical Girl:
That's true.
Luscious Hips:
Seconded.
Ace_Racer:
Thirded.
Mechanical Girl scowls at Ace_Racer.
Luscious Hips punches Ace_Racer in the stomach.
Ace_Racer:
Calm down, girls, I'm sure there's enough of Mar to go around.
Jak_Mar:
Dax, I have never said this before in my life, but… save me.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Sorry buddy, would if I could but I've already met my once-in-a-lifetime hero quota.
Jak_Mar:
I knew we shouldn't have given Krew those game rights…
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Speak for yourself, I earned some major moolah from that!
Torn Asunder:
So Jak, how does it feel to have a gay admirer?
Jak_Mar:
I don't want to talk about this. Least of all you, Torn.
Luscious Hips:
Keira, I'm going to send you something privately. Take a look.
Torn Asunder:
Better be worried now, Jak.
Luscious Hips:
I found it on the net. What do you think?
Mechanical Girl:
I'm kinda speechless… never really thought about that before!
Luscious Hips:
Turn on?
Mechanical Girl:
Just a lot! Jak and Torn make a good couple, actually.
Luscious Hips:
Totally, right?
Jak_Mar:
Wait, WHAT?
Torn Asunder:
WHAT?
Ace_Racer:
Jak, I'm crushed!
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
No, you're exploded. Learn the difference, it could save your life!
Jak_Mar:
Keira, what the hell are you looking at? And why does it involve me and Torn?
Torn Asunder:
Hang on Jak, I know how to counter this. Have a look…
Jak_Mar:
Wow… that's pretty hot actually.
Luscious Hips:
Oh no, you did not just do what I think you did, did you?
Torn Asunder:
Afraid so. Karma's a bitch.
Mechanical Girl:
Jak, I can explain those.
Jak_Mar:
I'm all-exceptionally-large-ears.
Mechanical Girl:
We were…
Luscious Hips:
Drunk.
Jak_Mar:
Happens to you a lot, doesn't it Ash?
Torn Asunder:
She has a problem. I've sent her to the Haven Alcoholics Anonymous but given her reputation, she's hardly… anonymous.
Luscious Hips:
Tell them my life story, why don't you?
Torn Asunder:
Sorry baby, I'll shut up now.
Mechanical Girl:
Anyway… Jak, it was all just an accident, it didn't mean anything.
Jak_Mar:
Keira, I really don't care if it was an accident or not. I just have one question.
Mechanical Girl:
What is it?
Jak_Mar:
Can you film it next time?
Mechanical Girl:
No!
Luscious Hips:
Sure.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Woohoo Jak! Didn't think you had it in ya!
Torn Asunder:
Gotta hand it to you, Jak, that's a great idea.
Mechanical Girl:
What makes you think there will be a next time?
Luscious Hips:
Aw, Keira, you hurt me. Didn't you enjoy me?
Mechanical Girl:
I- You- I'm not talking about this with my DAD in the room.
Ace_Racer:
Yep, she enjoyed it.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Hey, that's my line loser!
Ace_Racer:
Sorry, when did you become an expert on same-sex relations?
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Point taken.
Torn Asunder:
I'm not surprised. Ash is a monster in the sack.
Jak_Mar:
Yeah, no kidding.
Ace_Racer:
A small part of me feels like I'm missing out.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Yeah, which part's that, your wang?
Torn Asunder:
Oh, snap! Better call that burn ward again.
Ace_Racer:
Curse you so-called "good guys"
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
You know why Jak doesn't have any feelings for you back? 'Cause you're an arsehole, that's why! If you quit that, then who knows?
Ace_Racer:
You might be right there, rat boy. And you are his best friend… very well.
Ace_Racer has left the room
Jak_Mar:
You shouldn't have done that, Dax.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
Eh, he's harmless.
Jak_Mar:
All the same… Keira, put my Morph back together please!
Mechanical Girl:
Oh alright! Didn't find anything useful anyway. Sorry, Ash.
Luscious Hips:
Don't worry about it, we'll just stick with the usual.
Jak_Mar:
I'm not sure what just happened there.
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:
I'll go get the video camera!
Same Old Samos has changed their name to ShoddySage
0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng has changed their name to UrbanVermin
UrbanVermin:
Hey, what the hell?
Jak_Mar has changed their name to DarkEcoFreak
DarkEcoFreak:
What?
Luscious Hips has changed their name to TraitorWoman
Torn Asunder has changed their name to TraitorMan
UrbanVermin:
I can't change it back!
Mechanical Girl has changed their name to FreakSpawningMachine
FreakSpawningMachine:
Oh for crying out loud…
DarkEcoFreak:
I'm gonna KILL Praxis.
Hoooey, plot time! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Let it be know I do NOT actually support any of the pairings I have written in this chapter (Besides JaKeira and AshTorn.)
