A/N – First of all, sorry it's taken so long. Been distracted by someone and, more recently, college work. Before I start, very special thanks to jakxkeiraaddict for the hilarious reviews :D And of course, big thanks to everyone else that's reviewing, you're keeping me going with this :-)


0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

So, about this hat…?

Jak_Mar:

Don't you start, Dax.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Chill, Jakky boy, I ain't serious!

Ace_Racer has entered the room

Jak_Mar:

Who's this clown?

Ace_Racer:

I could ask you the same thing, Eco Freak.

Jak_Mar:

Oh, that makes sense. How's that ace racer thing working out for you, enjoying exploding into a ball of Dark Eco death?

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Somebody call the doctor, we got a burn victim here!

Ace_Racer:

Your arrogance will be the end of all of you.

Mechanical Girl:

Oh, get out of here Erol, none of us want you here.

Ace_Racer:

Oh I beg to differ, Keira.

Torn Asunder:

Buzz off, creep. Keira doesn't have the hots for you.

Ace_Racer:

Don't be so cocky, traitor. Nobody has "the hots" for you either.

Luscious Hips:

Oh yeah?

Ace_Racer:

Ah yes, the OTHER traitor. I knew I should have killed both of you when I had the chance.

Jak_Mar:

Looks like you're outnumbered, Erol.

Ace_Racer:

Just the way I like it. You remember what I said to you before the big race, don't you, Jak?

Jak_Mar:

Not really. That explosion sort of clouded my memory.

Ace_Racer:

I want you, Jak.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

O.O

Mechanical Girl:

O.O

Torn Asunder:

O.O

Luscious Hips:

O.O

Same Old Samos:

What's going… oh my o.O

Ace_Racer:

I can't contain it any more. You ignite a passion in me that I have seldom felt before.

Jak_Mar:

Oh. My. God.

Mechanical Girl:

Um, Jak? When I told you to beat his arse, I didn't mean it like that.

Jak_Mar:

Keira, do you really think I would have done that? Anyway, I can't help being so attractive.

Mechanical Girl:

That's true.

Luscious Hips:

Seconded.

Ace_Racer:

Thirded.

Mechanical Girl scowls at Ace_Racer.

Luscious Hips punches Ace_Racer in the stomach.

Ace_Racer:

Calm down, girls, I'm sure there's enough of Mar to go around.

Jak_Mar:

Dax, I have never said this before in my life, but… save me.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Sorry buddy, would if I could but I've already met my once-in-a-lifetime hero quota.

Jak_Mar:

I knew we shouldn't have given Krew those game rights…

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Speak for yourself, I earned some major moolah from that!

Torn Asunder:

So Jak, how does it feel to have a gay admirer?

Jak_Mar:

I don't want to talk about this. Least of all you, Torn.

Luscious Hips:

Keira, I'm going to send you something privately. Take a look.

Torn Asunder:

Better be worried now, Jak.

Luscious Hips:

I found it on the net. What do you think?

Mechanical Girl:

I'm kinda speechless… never really thought about that before!

Luscious Hips:

Turn on?

Mechanical Girl:

Just a lot! Jak and Torn make a good couple, actually.

Luscious Hips:

Totally, right?

Jak_Mar:

Wait, WHAT?

Torn Asunder:

WHAT?

Ace_Racer:

Jak, I'm crushed!

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

No, you're exploded. Learn the difference, it could save your life!

Jak_Mar:

Keira, what the hell are you looking at? And why does it involve me and Torn?

Torn Asunder:

Hang on Jak, I know how to counter this. Have a look…

Jak_Mar:

Wow… that's pretty hot actually.

Luscious Hips:

Oh no, you did not just do what I think you did, did you?

Torn Asunder:

Afraid so. Karma's a bitch.

Mechanical Girl:

Jak, I can explain those.

Jak_Mar:

I'm all-exceptionally-large-ears.

Mechanical Girl:

We were…

Luscious Hips:

Drunk.

Jak_Mar:

Happens to you a lot, doesn't it Ash?

Torn Asunder:

She has a problem. I've sent her to the Haven Alcoholics Anonymous but given her reputation, she's hardly… anonymous.

Luscious Hips:

Tell them my life story, why don't you?

Torn Asunder:

Sorry baby, I'll shut up now.

Mechanical Girl:

Anyway… Jak, it was all just an accident, it didn't mean anything.

Jak_Mar:

Keira, I really don't care if it was an accident or not. I just have one question.

Mechanical Girl:

What is it?

Jak_Mar:

Can you film it next time?

Mechanical Girl:

No!

Luscious Hips:

Sure.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Woohoo Jak! Didn't think you had it in ya!

Torn Asunder:

Gotta hand it to you, Jak, that's a great idea.

Mechanical Girl:

What makes you think there will be a next time?

Luscious Hips:

Aw, Keira, you hurt me. Didn't you enjoy me?

Mechanical Girl:

I- You- I'm not talking about this with my DAD in the room.

Ace_Racer:

Yep, she enjoyed it.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Hey, that's my line loser!

Ace_Racer:

Sorry, when did you become an expert on same-sex relations?

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Point taken.

Torn Asunder:

I'm not surprised. Ash is a monster in the sack.

Jak_Mar:

Yeah, no kidding.

Ace_Racer:

A small part of me feels like I'm missing out.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Yeah, which part's that, your wang?

Torn Asunder:

Oh, snap! Better call that burn ward again.

Ace_Racer:

Curse you so-called "good guys"

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

You know why Jak doesn't have any feelings for you back? 'Cause you're an arsehole, that's why! If you quit that, then who knows?

Ace_Racer:

You might be right there, rat boy. And you are his best friend… very well.

Ace_Racer has left the room

Jak_Mar:

You shouldn't have done that, Dax.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

Eh, he's harmless.

Jak_Mar:

All the same… Keira, put my Morph back together please!

Mechanical Girl:

Oh alright! Didn't find anything useful anyway. Sorry, Ash.

Luscious Hips:

Don't worry about it, we'll just stick with the usual.

Jak_Mar:

I'm not sure what just happened there.

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng:

I'll go get the video camera!

Same Old Samos has changed their name to ShoddySage

0r4ng3 L1gh7n1ng has changed their name to UrbanVermin

UrbanVermin:

Hey, what the hell?

Jak_Mar has changed their name to DarkEcoFreak

DarkEcoFreak:

What?

Luscious Hips has changed their name to TraitorWoman

Torn Asunder has changed their name to TraitorMan

UrbanVermin:

I can't change it back!

Mechanical Girl has changed their name to FreakSpawningMachine

FreakSpawningMachine:

Oh for crying out loud…

DarkEcoFreak:

I'm gonna KILL Praxis.


Hoooey, plot time! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Let it be know I do NOT actually support any of the pairings I have written in this chapter (Besides JaKeira and AshTorn.)