A/n: Rule four! Another goodie :) Sorry ifs the dailyish updates become less daily, but even us homeschoolers have school to do too. :P If you have an idea for a rule, feel free to drop it in the review box, and I'll put it on my list :)


Rule 4: There is no Such Thing a Costume switch day.

"Pure Genius!" Natasha said, giving me a high five.

We had told all the other avengers that tomorrow was costume switch day, and if they didn't switch costumes with someone else, Fury would be pissed.

Surprisingly, no one second guessed my reliability.

"Scarlette..." Clint said from the door.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but I wanted to make sure you knew that I'm not switching costumes with you." Clint said uncomfortably.

"I don't think I want to see that, Hun." I said, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay good, I was just worried that..."

"Clint. I'd like to get some sleep." I said, laughing.

"Yeah, of course. Good night." He said kissing me on the cheek awkwardly and quickly walking off.

Natasha and I were practically in tears once we made sure he was out of earshot.


"Oh Dear God!" I cried, covering my eyes as Thor came in to our meeting room, wearing the Captain American suit, that was nowhere near fitting him.

Natasha and I each wore our own suits. They looked exactly the same, so we lucked out considering she's nearly half a foot taller than me.

Steve didn't look too bad, but he kept getting tangled in Thor's cape.

Tony came in, wearing Clint's costume. It was just a bit small on him.

Next was Bruce, who claimed he didn't have a costume in the first place.

Lastly was Clint, struggling to walk inside the Iron Man suit.

"How do you move in this thing?" Clint's mechanical voice grumbled as he walked over to his seat like an awkward robot.

"Alright everyone, I've got a lot to say today, so no funny business, alright?" Fury said taking one look around the meeting room then pausing.

"What's going on here?" Fury asked cautiously.

"Costume switch day. You told us to switch costumes around?" Steve said, in all seriousness.

"No." Fury said flatly. "I did not."

Everyone looked at Tony.

"For ONCE, I had nothing to do with this!" Tony exclaimed.

"Sure Tony." Natasha said sarcastically.

"I didn't!"

In the end, Natasha and I got away with the entire thing since Fury believed our "We both had our own costumes, and know better than to pull stunts like this." speech. Tony, however, got reprimanded, again.

Clint also got hospitalized for a series of minor burns from JARVIS, who initialized a security breach.

Thor ripped the Captain America suit, in multiple places. Fury had to order a new one, and I'm officially scarred for life.

I still think it was an excellent prank.


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-Kitty