Note: Ok so this one is more of a slapstick anime style kind of story : )) Enjoy!
4. If Phobos's mother came back
They all just stood there shocked at the appearance before them, especially Prince Phobos who couldn't believe his eyes.
P- Mother?! Impossible!
WITCH - Mother?!
T- Queen Weira?!
The queen stepped out of the portal with diplomacy like a royal would. Noticing Prince Phobos:
Q - My dear boy! I missed you, darling! Look at you how you've grown! the queen hugged the prince as if she was trying to squeeze his soul out of him. He couldn't even move from her grip. Suddenly and out of nowhere…
Q - Do you know what you've done, you stupid child?!…she grabbed his head from the back and smacked it hard into the floor. How dare you use that spell on your own mother?! Do you know what you've put me through all this time? Do you?! deepening him into the floor. The Guardians were watching shocked, sweat dropping and speechless.
Q- I wasted a year of my life into that hellish dimension you sent me to! For some reason a veil blocked me from coming back! said the queen rising back up.
P- Actually…thirteen years…
Q- Thirteen?! cupping her head exasperated. This can't be happening! grabbing his collar, shaking him back and forth. Where's your sister? She must be on the throne by now! I can't believe I missed out on my sweet angel's coronation! the prince could see only spirals at this moment.
W- Maybe you should calm down, your majesty!
Q- My, what beautiful young ladies! with a cheerful smile, letting Phobos fall down. A harem?! What were you thinking?! yelling and frowning at the prince while holding him down with her foot. Shame on you, you little pervert!
P- They're...not...my harem, mother! hardly speaking. These are the Guardians of Kandracar!
Q- The legendary Guardians? It's an honor to meet you! rapidly changed her voice into a loving tone and smiled with her eyes while gently holding Will's hands.
W- S-Same here, majesty! said in a confused tone plus a sweat drop.
Q- Oh my, this won't do, ladies! These outfits are showing too much skin! arms folded. Men are hunters, they'd snatch you in no time when they see you like this! Not to mention the horrible…
P- How did you get back, mother? asked Phobos with a half mouth.
Q- Insolent child, don't interrupt me when I'm speaking! she burst in an angered voice while strangling him under her arm.
H- What a pair they are! smiled Hay Lin.
I- Anyone else scared?
C- I think she's bipolar?
W- Shh, she might hear you!
P- Stop calling me a child! I'm a grown man! Cough!
Q- Did you find yourself a wife? You can't stay like this forever! At your twenty-four years you should already have a few children!
WITCH- Twenty-four?!
H- I always thought Phobos was passed thirty.
C- The evilness ages him a lot!
Q- Evil? What is the lady talking about, darling?
T- Maybe you should sit down 'cause there's a whole lot to explain what happened while you were gone, majesty!
Q- My precious daughter…kidnapped…survived on Earth…imprisoned into a scepter… said a disturbed queen with a half smile and a twitching eye. Slowly turning her head to the prince she gently put her hand on his face making him sweat drop. A quick but strong energy ripple blew the prince into the wall.
Q- Is this how you take care of your little sister? in a low voice and raising from her chair with a darkened expression, she approached him. He crawled back in terror.
H- Is that…fear on Phobos's face?!
I- The dark prince's match is his own mom…who would've thought?
Q- Time to take back what didn't belong to you in the first place!
P- …no…No! but he couldn't react on time because the queen was already absorbing his powers into herself with no effort. The Guardians stood there speechless.
Q- This is all…your father's fault! going back to a normal tone of her voice and hands on her hips like a nagging mother. I didn't want to let you go to that school for evil, but no! Let the boy choose what he wants, he said! I had to be the good mother! Well not anymore, young man! Mother will find you a wife!
T- School for evil? Now I've heard everything...
P- This is…humiliating! put his hand on his face.
Q- Did you just yell at your mother and queen? asked with a psycho smile and wild eyes, a dark aura forming behind her.
P- S-Sorry, mother! lowering his head.
C- Maybe we should go and leave you two discuss…said a more than uncomfortable Earth Guardian.
Q- You have a princess aura! She'll do fine as your wife! the queen just dragged Cornelia out of the group and in front of her son, the girl blushing like crazy.
Q- How old are you, darling?
C- Fourteen, but I-I can't marry him!
Q- Of course you can, dear! I was fourteen when I married and fifteen when my son was born.
P- Mother, stop this! You're embarrassing me in front of my enemies! said the prince blushing and folding his arms.
Q- Oh I see! Nobody told you how to perform as a husband. It goes like this…
All- No no no! You don't need to explain! waving their hands in desperation.
Q- The young lady was right, by the way. Those red spots and that beard age you a lot! and turning to the girls, with her hand on the side of her face, she whispered ,,Boys! They always want to look tough!". The girls giggled.
Q- I hope he didn't give you too much trouble, ladies!
I- Nothing we couldn't handle! He's not that tough! smiled proudly.
Q- What is with that smug face? Are you making fun of my son? asked the queen shadowing her eyes. Irma froze.
Q- I blame myself for all of this! I gave him a fraction of my power just to see a smile on his face. Since his sister was to take the throne, he had nothing but his little garden of roses which he grew himself. Phobos winced and looked away. The queen saw his reaction.
Q- What…did…you…do?
W- Roses…You mean the whisperers?
Q- Whisperers?! That's enough! I'll talk to your father about this! Where is he? looking sideways.
P- About that, mother…he's...
Outside the castle you could hear a big explosion. Back inside smoke was coming off of Prince Phobos who laid unconscious with his fingers twitching.
Q- Oh my, what a troublesome boy! the queen exhaled with disappointment, holding her forehead. And turning to the Guardians in the most royal way possible she spoke in a mild tone:
Q- Enough family reunion! We must go and save my daughter! then walked away.
Sinking in all that happened, while gathered together like scared sheep, the girls just thought…
,,That's...supposed to be Elyon's mom?".
