Here's another one. This FML was already on my list, but lunareclipse3 requested it, so I moved it to the top of the pile!

Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML

Gilbert hummed as he walked up the steps of his porch, Francis and Antonio behind him.

"If we're lucky, Mattie will make us pancakes. But I don't know, because he tries to restrict my intake."

"Oh, that's okay, anything Mathieu makes is delicious. I taught him, didn't I?"

The self-proclaimed Prussian rolled his eyes.

"Oh, yes, let us bow down to the Gourmet King."

Antonio chuckled as Gilbert twisted the door knob.

"You have nothing on my Roma's pizza!"

The door swung open.

"Hey, Gilbert, why don't you come sit on Santa's lap and-Eep!"

Matthew was sitting in a small rocking chair facing the door, wearing nothing but black boots and a Santa hat that was now covering his crotch.

"You didn't tell me you were having the guys over!"

"A hon hon~ Gilbert, perhaps you would like to share mon petite Mathieu in bed tonight?"

"Francis! I'm your first cousin!"

"I was not planning on impregnating you."

A high-pitched squeal interrupted their banter and the three males looked at the Spaniard, who already had his phone pressed to his ear.

"Romanito~! Es muy lindito! Quiero que lo vistas!"

His Spanish then became so rapid, no one could distinguish actual words, although they could very clearly hear, "What? No way am I doing that, you stupid bastard!"

When Gilbert looked back into the house, he noticed his husband gone and turned back to his guests and quickly pushed them out, back onto the porch.

"Sorry guys, but I have a feeling I'm about to get on Santa's naughty list, if you know what I mean."

With a uniquely Gilbert grin, he slammed the door in the two men's faces, and headed off to the bedroom.

Mon petite (which I just realized I've used before)- French, my little

Romanito is like an endearing form of Romano.

Es muy lindito! Quiero que lo vistas!- Spanish, It's very cute! I want you to wear it! (Thanks to Ilostmyname and Chillis for Spanish corrections)

And yes, Romano is pretty confused at first, but then Antonio rapidly starts talking about the Santa 'outfit' and that's when he starts yelling.

For anyone wondering, I decided that Francis is Gilbert and Antonio's boss. He either owns a bakery or restaurant where they serve. Gilbert and Antonio are quite lucky their best friend is their boss or they would probably be fired very quickly. Gilbert because he's Gilbert and Antonio because he likes to spend most of his time talk/texting/thinking about Romano.

I've realized that these FMLs aren't turning out so... FML like. That's a problem of mine. I like happy (or happy-ish) endings. My next one will be more FML like though.

Please pardon any typos. I've read it over several times, but it's still three in the morning.

Please review and tell me what you think or give me constructive criticism! Also remember than I accept FML requests, for any pairing/character/group of characters.