This story is so old.. That I think I may be too old to type on this computer with out falling over or doing stuff old people do, hah well anyways thank you so much reviewers! oh and i also edidting some thiongs about the previouse chapters..Sorry it is so late :(

Chapter Four

"Why me?"

As Selphie glared at Sora through the window she blinked. Sora blue eyes were having a war against Selphie's and he seemed to be loosing. Sora's lips moistend and he knew if it's a war she wants, it'll be a war she gets. Selphie watched the glimpse of Sora's hair leave the window before chasing after him.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SORA!!"

Kairi and Namine were left to stare at the girls. Wakka placed his hands over to project his voice to Kairi

"KAIRI I DON"T THINK I LIKE YOUR HAIR LIKE THIS, I THINK YOU SHOULD GROW IT OUT!"

Kairi's face twitched as her fists tightened. Feeling the hate he shifted uneasily

"You know, just trying to look out for mi fellow peliirojos"

Wakka and Tidus shrieked and ran into the bathroom waiting for Kairi to explode. They locked the bathroom door and plugged their ears.

"She's gonna blow!!"

Run Sora Run! ( Sora's prospective)

Sora running down the hallway fast slid down the stairway. He sprinted outside to see Riku still hanging, upside down. He grabbed the pocketknife that had fallen on the ground. Riku opened his eyes to see Sora's pants two inches from his face.

"What are you doing here little buddy?"

Sora stared down from his cutting of the rope. His face tinted red before speaking.

"He's not a little buddy.. more like a big size of Okalahoma buddy."

Sora cut the rope suspending Riku in the air. He fell hard to the ground and Sora laughed a hah before continuing with his new mission: save Riku to get back at Selphie.

"I'm here to save you now come on!"

"Any thing to get me away from the crazy white bitch" (referring to Namine)

A loud scream was heard from above. Sora grabbed Riku's hand and hoisted him up. Sora looked at the bruises randomly patched on his body. ' I wonder what's that from' he thought.

Sora and Riku ran from Namine's house screaming bloody murder. Sora picked up a random twig and inspected it while running. Riku turned to Sora.

"What are you doing?"

"Checking the ammo of this baby! When I shoot Selphie I want it to be a clean cut. What where is Selphie any ways? Oh wait that's right probably trying to be pretty for you when she comes out side to get you.."

That moment a loud slam was heard from Namine's house. Sora and Riku slowly turned to see Selphie running fast like superman to get to the two boys. She leapt over obstacles in her way as if she was terminator in terminator III. Sora squeaked and grabbed out his twig he aimed it at Selphie who was now two meters from the milkboy and Sora.

"FIRE!"

He threw the twig at Selphie; it fell to the floor useless. Riku smacked his forehead and smiled in a fake manor. "Well Soda, this has been fun, but I gotta be on my way." He stridded past the twig and moved carefully around Selphie. Selphie smiled and turned her head to one side.

"Oh Milkboy, we aren't even close to being done yet…" She whispered.

"Riku! RUN!!" Sora cried.

Selphie lunged at Riku. It reminded Sora of the moment on 'Flavor of Love' when 'New York' attacked 'Pumpkin' or if you have never seen 'Flavor of Love' in your life, Like a lion catching her handsome prey. 'Wait handsome?' Sora thought.

Riku fell to the concrete face first. He turned his body around to get up, but Selphie pinned Riku and held his arms with hers. Riku's body felt hot and he blushed while Selphie giggled. She grabbed a white cloth drenched in nail polish remover and placed it over Riku's mouth. He struggled from breathing in the fumes while Selphie focused placing pressure on Riku's lips. His eyes screamed in pain before closing them and going limp.

Sora backed away from the situation carefully with his mouth ajar. He walked backwards from the twig and moved around the corpse and Selphie who was now stroking his silver hair. 'cre--epy'. As he was just about to reach the house, Selphie got up with the rag in hand and walked toward Sora.

"AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?"

Sora's backward walking quickened before he fell over clumsily. Looking for anything to save him, he grabbed another pistol (twig) and threw it at Selphie who was now one foot away. It pierced through her brown hair and she stopped in progress to see where she had been hit.

"You. Are. So. Dead."

She crawled on Sora's body and gagged Sora causing everything to go black.

In the locked bathroom

"Well since were stuck here, now what?"

Wakka looked around Tidus bathroom. He opened the drawer to find some 'Old Spice' deodorant.

"Hey look some deodorant!"

Wakka spread the deodorant under his arm and Tidus snatched it from Wakka before he could spread it under his other arm pit.

"Hey that's mine! "

"Sorry geeze I just wanted to smell good since we are going to be stuck in here for a while."

"Good thinking"

Tidus spread the deodorant under both of his armpits. The two sat in silence shirtless while thoughts ran through Tidus head 'straight.straight.straight.straight."

The other boy, Wakka, decided to voice his thoughts instead. his nose perked cautiously, "Hey does its smell like cream cheese in here?"

The two looked at the old spice that could clearly tell had been replaced with cream cheese. They then glanced under their arms

"NOOOO!! " Tidus screamed

"Its so hard and ouch!! It hurts to get out!"

They both stared at the razor left by the sink. Wakka gulped as a tear fell from Titus's eye.

Yeahhhh!! There another chapter!! I'm happy and I hope you're happy with the chapter I wrote! this Story will not die! not yet! sudjestions welcomed and greatly nneeded!

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