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Me: Uh, oh…..This is NOT good……..
Hawkeye: What? It's no big deal, WINRY can just sing instead.
Hawkeye gave Winry a "look". Winry returned the glare.
Winry: If you try that again I'll kick your butt like I did before!
Hawkeye: Fine then!
Me: NOOOOO! NO MORE BREAKDANCING!
Ed: But I missed it and I wanted to get some pictures…….
Me: NO!
Ed: Okay….
Breda: But seriously, what's wrong with Mustang being gone?
Lust looked at them all with a terrified look in her eyes.
Lust: You don't know!
Scar gulped. Then he whispered: Angry Fangirls……..
Almost immediately after Scar had uttered the words, the ground began to shake. They could hear chanting outside getting closer, and closer, and closer, and closer, and…..well, you get the idea.
Fangirls: WHERE'S ROY! WHERE'S ROY! WHERE'S ROY!
Then, through the doors and over the walls poured…….ANGRY FANGIRLS!
Breda: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me: Quickly!
Envy: We have to get to higher ground!
He looked up at the sky.
Envy: Or…..at least the suites!
Meanwhile……..
Mustang: Help! I can't get out!
Even if he DID feel ten pounds lighter, he needed to get out of the bathroom!
Mustang: THAT'S IT!
BOOM! Mustang used his fire alchemy to melt the lock.
Mustang: Ha! Much better now to get back to-
Mustang stood shocked at the sight before him. EVERYTHING was covered in yak. Mustang could feel his lunch coming up. He gripped his mouth.
Mustang: BATHROOM!
Mustang ran in hurled in the toilet.
Mustang: Ahhh, much better.
Mustang walked over to the door to leave and realized the melted lock had melted over the door and sealed it shut.
Mustang: WHAT!NO NONONONONONO! Help! I'm locked in!
Back with the Fangirls……………..
Fangirls: WHER'S ROY! WHERE'S ROY!
They were like zombies……….with shirts that had pictures of Roy Mustang on them.
We were fighting them off one by one.
Hawkeye: There's too many of them!
Hawkeye punched various fangirls out of the way.
Scar: We've made it to the suites!
He shut the door and he and Gluttony did their best to hold it shut.
Ed was taking pictures.
Breda: Fullmetal! Now is not the time!
Ed: But this will so totally embarrass Mustang!
They all heard a beeping noise. Ed looked down at his camera.
Ed: NOOOOOOOO! IT'S OUT OF FILM!
Ed immediately got into fetal potion.
Al: BROTHER!
Al went to go pick Ed up, but then he realized fangirls were climbing up the stadiums chairs, to their suite!
Winry: Take this! HIYA!
Winry flung her wench like a boomerang. It knocked off plenty of fangirls, but there were still more to come.
Lust: Hmmmmmm? Where's Fury!
They all looked down and saw Fury drowning in a mob of fangirls!
Breda: Fury!
Fury: Help!
Breda: I won't let you die Fury!
Fury was going deeper and deeper under the fangirls.
Fury: I love you, Winrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy………
Fury went under.
Ed immediately got out of fetal position. Ed: WHAT! ONLY I CAN LOVE WINRY!
Ed was knocked out by an incoming wrench.
Winry: I'll save you Fury!
Winry jumped bravely down to the swarm of fangirls.
Lust sniffed. Lust: She's so brave!
I handed Hawkeye a trumpet. Me: Go on! Play that song to honor Winry!
Hawkeye: This is dumb!
Hawkeye threw the trumpet and jumped down with Winry.
Me: This sucks……
Envy: Yeah, there's no military people left to play the trumpet.
Gluttony: What about Breda?
Scar: Ahem.
Scar pointed to the window. Breda was up against it and screaming something, while being surrounded by fangirls.
Envy: I can read lips! Okay, um, he says, "Help me! I think they cracked my spin-oh no, wait, that's spine……I'm allergic to their perfume………they're saying, 'where's Roy?'".
Gluttony: Never mind…….
Anyways, Winry and Hawkeye jumped down to the fangirls.
Hawkeye: We're in this together!
Winry: Right!
They landed with a kick that knocked out some fangirls. They immediately got into ninja position. Winry started using breakdance moves to knock out some fangirls, while Hawkeye pulled out a reverse-blade-sword and started acting like kenshin.
Back up in the suites…………..
Me: We're not gonna make it!
Lust: Who are those guys?
We saw two guys in gray uniforms being strangled by various fangirls.
Me: Oh no! The janitors!
Scar: Goodbye………
Envy: Nooooo! Wait, we're like enemies aren't we?
Scar: Yes.
Envy: Okay, I take back what I said………
We had lost all hope but then………
Mustang: Whew, well I'm here!
Mustang then noticed all the fangirls.
Mustang: Huh? 0.o;
They all turned around. Fangirls: ROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!
I took out my digital camera and started taking pictures of Mustang running away from a mob of fangirls with toilet paper on his shoe.
Mustang ran outside the stadium and jumped in a taxi.
Mustang: FLOOR IT!
The taxi drove away.
Mustang: Whew that was close……..
The driver turned around. To Mustang's horror, guess who the driver was……..
Fangirl: HI ROOOOY!
Mustang: AHHHHHHH!
Poor Mustang nn" oh well! Review!
And this one is for Tsume's Eternal Girl 1!
Ed and Emrald: I'm Proud to an American where at least I know I'm free!
