Wooo another chappie! Not bad for two days! Thax for the people reviewing -hands out cookies- Now on with the story!
I Don't own the Song or Characters.
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(Theme song plays over head. The screen goes to the Host standing in the middle of the stage, the contestant's surrounding it.)
Host: Hey folks! And welcome to tonight's show of KINGDOM HEARTS IDOL! Can I hear a woop woop?
Crowd: Woop woop!
Host: I cant' hear you! Do it again but louder! Ok, ready? CAN I HEAR A WOOP WOOP?!?!
Crowd: WOOOOOP WOOOOOP!
Host: Now that's more like it! Now let me show you our contestants tonight! Cloud! Tifa! Sora! Riku! Tidus! Yuna! Wakka! Cid! Yuffie! Ansem (Crowd groans at the mention of Ansem's name).And Leon!!!!!!!!!!
(Crowd screams. Many start stabbing Voodoo pulsies that look a lot like Yuna…)
Clocked guy: (Randomly appears on stage with heaps of othera) What about us?
Host: Huh? Wha….? Where you come from?
Clocked guy: None of your damn business. Me and my group are apart of this thing now. Got it memorized?
Host: (Starts spluttering angrily) What! Hell no, you are not participating in this! Ansem was an exception, and he is bad enough. There is no way on t- (Host is cut off by his arse catching on fire. Clocked guy and co all take off their hoods to reveal them selves).
Red Head Guy: Presenting… Organization XIII and add ons!
Host: OUCH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH MY ASS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kairi: (Puts Hosts ass out of its misery) Axel, was that necessary?
Axel: Yes, yes it was. Got it memorized?
Barret: Shut the fuck up with the whole memorized thing.
Rinoa: (Gasps) Oh my gosh! Your swearing didn't come up in little swearing thingys!
Barret: Oooops…. DON'T FIRE ME PLEASE BOSS DON'T FIRE ME!!!! AHHHH
Random Voice Over Guy aka The Boss: Too late Barret. You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Hole appears under Barret's chair and he comically falls down it). Great, now I need to replace two judges. Anyone want the job? (Nobody puts their hand up). Not even for $100,000,000,000 munny per hour? (Everyone puts their hand up, even the Host)
The Boss: Ok, you… And you…. Common down! (Does game show voice. The random crowd people make their way to the judges table.)
The Boss: Introduce yourselves, I have…. More important things to deal with…
Host: Rightyo. So, whats your names and tell us alittle bit about your self.
White Haired Guy: My name is unrelevant. I am only here for the munny. I shall tell you it though. They call me Sephiroth. That is all you need to know.
Monkey Boy: (Stretches his arm, and puts them around Rinoa's shoulders, his tail tickles his ear) How you doin…
Rinoa: '….'
Monkey Boy: Aw fine you can wait. Dagger would kill me…
Person from the Crowd: To right I would Zidane!
Zidane: (scratches head) Yer, umm my name is Zidane Tribunal. (Suddenly jumps up and waves at camera) Hey Boss I'm on TV.
Host: Heh nice to meet you (Starts to mutters) I can't take this anymore…..
Kairi: Ummmm, can I like, sing now?
Host: Yer sure, whatever…. I don't care anymore.
The Boss: Ahem.
Host: (Suddenly perks up with a fake smile on his face. Zidane is still waving at the camera and doing shout outs)
Zidane: …And I also wanna say hi to Kuja, wait no he's dead… Oh and I wanna say hi to that lady with the big sword and hooters to match….
Host: (Clears throat loudly. Zidane makes a 'O' noise and sits in his chair and sulks). So what will you be singing today?
Kairi: Sanctuary.
(Crowd gasps, and start screaming very loudly. Even louder than when Cloud took off his shirt…)
Host: Here you go folks! Kairi with SANCTUARY!
Sora & Riku: GO KAIRI! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kairi:
wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I (Crowd try and sing the other language, but fail)
In you and I there's a new land
Angels in Flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me, what's left of me now
(Crowd mysteriously have lit candles and are swaying)
I watch you, fast asleep
All I fear means nothing
In you and I there's a new land
Angels in Flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me, what's left of me
snwod dna spu ynam oS
My heart's a battleground
noitome eurt deen I
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
noitome eurt deen I
(The crowd try to sing along, and at that very moment, they find out they can't sing)
You show me how to see that nothing is whole and nothing is broken
In you and I there's a new land
Angels in Flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music will tie
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me, what's left of me now
(Kairi bows and people throw their candles at her with joy. Sadly for Kairi they are still on fire)
Kairi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs off the stage, Sora and Riku chase after her)
Wakka: Jeez mon, lota people geddin on fire today yah?
Host: Well judges, wot do you think anyway?
Rinoa: (Stabs Kairi voodoo doll and mumbles, her eyes darting evily around the room. Her hair is a mess and Zidane and Sephiroth look scared) to good... die DIE!!
Zidane: It was good, NOW SAVE ME!
Sepiroth: Give me the munny so I can escape this mad creature...
Host: Well thats all for now folks! Till next time...!
(End theme song plays and credits roll. The last thing you see is Kairi running back on stage her arse still on fire and Riku and Sora running after her with a bucket of water before the screen goes blank)
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Poor Zidane and Sepiroth! Yay everyone else has been introduced. Sorry that all your favs hardly say anything (or nothing at all) like Roxas etc, I'm gonna try beta do put them in, k? Till next time Folks!
