It is the fight to end all fights: Gordon Freeman Vs. G-Man! Whoever wins this battle will not only decide Judith Mossman's fate, but also the fate of everyone who has survived through more than the 2 main games in the Half-Life franchise! In a shocking twist of fate, Gordon is the villain here whilst G-Man is the one trying to be a hero! The battle is about to unfold, so let us begin!!

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G-Man leaped into the air and spun his long legs around, in an attempt of a spin-kick. Gordon ducked to dodge the attack and swung his crowbar when G-Man landed back on the ground. Quick as a fox, G-Man grabbed tightly onto the crowbar just as it was in mid-swing, right before it almost tore into his face. Gordon grunted and tried to pull his crowbar back, but G-Man's hold on it was too strong.

"What can you do, Mr. Freeman, but give in?" G-Man hissed before using his free hand to land a powerful blow to Gordon's stomach. Reeling backwards, the former scientist pulled out his pistol and fired several shots at G-Man's face. G-Man smirked and swung the crowbar around wildly, somehow blocking every bullet that flew towards him. No matter how fast or how many times Gordon fired the gun, G-Man easily deflected each one. Soon, Gordon was out of bullets and he tossed the now-useless pistol to the side.

Without a word, Gordon then dashed at G-Man and started punching him again. Fists were flying like crazy, but G-Man easily dodged them all, and then slammed his palms into Gordon's chest and sent him flying backwards.

Gordon pushed himself back up and grabbed a rusty steel pipe nearby. Like with the crowbar, Gordon attempted to bash G-Man's face in, but the same results still came about.

No matter what Gordon did, G-Man was unstoppable.

Laughing, G-Man raised both his hands into the air and exclaimed, "GIVE ME...A SPIRIT BOMB!"

As if on cue, a spherical ball of energy formed over G-Man's body, slowly growing larger and larger.

"OH DEAR, IT'S A SPIRIT BOMB!" Judith cried, stating the obvious like usual.

If he could speak, Gordon would have cursed under his breath; it was just like G-Man to pull out the big guns so early into the fight!

"You have no chance; take your time!" G-Man exclaimed as he rose high into the air and now hovered over the entirety of City 7.

Gordon looked around wildly in hopes of a weapon, but there was nothing to be found. However, he did notice a gun shop, and he started to run towards it. He hoped he might be able to somehow find a weapon that could help him win this totally unfair fight.

Noticing this, G-Man focused a large spectrum of energy into a junk pile near Gordon's location, and the junk formed together to create a mechanical dragon of sorts.

"DESTROY GORDON FREEMAN!" G-Man ordered the robotic beast before going back to powering the Spirit Bomb.

The mecha-dragon let out a mighty roar and attempted to chomp on the emotionless mute, but Gordon wasn't going to die easily; with impressive athletic skills, Gordon leaped onto the dragon's head just as it tried to bite down on him, and he ran up the dragon's back and hen flipped through the air...and landed right in front of the gun shop.

G-Man cursed under his breath, having not expected Gordon to have such amazing physical abilities.

Dashing into the small shop, Gordon punched the man at the counter in the face and then scavenged around for anything useful. After a minute, Gordon came out of the store carrying the dismembered head of the store employee and a giant wavegun over his shoulder.

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A FRICKIN' WAVE GUN?" G-Man exclaimed in surprise.

Gordon didn't say anything (obviously) as he tossed the bleeding head aside and aimed the barrel of the wavegun directly at G-Man's face.

'Dammit! I have no choice!' G-Man thought, 'I have to use the Spirit Bomb now!'

"Why so serious?" Judith asked, obliviously carefree.

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! DIE, GORDON FREEMAN!"

Swinging both his arms forward, G-Man sent the Spirit Bomb hurtling towards Gordon.

Never willing to give up, Gordon fired the wavegun, but the Spirit Bomb just absorbed the particle beams and it grew even larger.

Now, in this single moment, Gordon finally spoke:

"Oh, fuck."

Does it hit?

Does it miss?

Does that evil, psychotic emotionless mute somehow survive?

The answer is...OF COURSE IT HITS! HE WAS BLOWN TO FREAKIN' SMITHEREENS!

After the smoke cleared, all that was left of poor deranged Gordon Freeman was a huge puddle of blood and a bunch of charred body parts. Wiping off some sweat from his face, G-Man floated back down to the ground and grinned that he did a job well done.

"Yay, you won! You're my hero!" Judith cried, and she pulled G-Man into a powerful embrace.

Blushing a bit, he then said, "So...uh...wanna go get some smoothies?"

"Sure! I love smoothies!"

And so, the two lovebirds walked off hand in hand, neither of them noticing the slight twitch in Gordon Freeman's right hand...