Science Fair Cat-astrophy
I do not own Assassinaton Classroom
Well, today is going to be a fun day! Today was a class science fair, and everyone had an experiment, strangely though mine was the only one aimed at Korosensei. Doragon had one on how blade design effects performance and technique. Karma, well he had one based around the psychiatric effects of torture. Mine, well, it was on the differences between normal bullets and anti-sensei BB's and how they affect Korosensei. Then there was Okuda and Orao, they had paired up for a very interesting chemistry experiment, supposedly this gas they had created would turn anyone it touches into a cat-person.
"Hey Okuda! Mind If I see your experiment?"
"Sure, no one wants to try it though…" Okuda says sulking. Eh, why not, I'll give it a shot, what's the worst that can happen, I get flees?
"I'll try it! I mean what could happen?"
"Ok stand there and prepare to breath in the gas," Okuda said, Orao stood a little closer to me adjusting where I was.
"Here goes nothing!" Okuda emptied the canister on me, and I breathed it in deep. When the gas cleared I felt a few centimeters shorter, and my hearing had greatly improved.
"Nyyyyaaaaa… huh?" Did I just meow? "Okuda… did it work?"
"Yes it did!" Okuda said smiling.
"Nyaow." Mewled a black and white kitten at my feet.
"wait did you bring a cat to class? You know we aren't supposed to bring pets nya," I said, meowing again.
"no I didn't, wait… where's Orao?"
"Oh crap…" the little kitten was climbing my leg trying to swipe at something. She's trying to play with my…. TAIL! "NYAAA! Okuda I have a tail!"
"Well, duh, you are a cat person now silly!" Okuda giggled.
"Oh… yeah, I knew that but. OUCH!" the little kitten batted my tail and started nibbling on it.
"Good morning Okuda! How is your experiment, and where is Orao?" Korosensei said, happy as ever.
"Well as you can see I've successfully turned Nagisa into a cat person. But I think that kitten is Orao…" Okuda replied sheepishly.
"Wonderful! Now where is Orao again?" Korosensei said, not noticing the kitten playing with the tassel on his hat.
"she's on your head sir," I reply. My left ear twitched.
"Who, this little kitten? I know Orao is a cat girl but she's not a cat!" Korosensei laughed.
"She is nyaow," I reply.
"Alright Orao enough fun, time to turn back!" Doragon said, the kitten looked at him then jumped down and turned back into Orao.
"Yes Daddy!" Orao said, bouncing up and down.
"Ok time to turn back Nagisa," Okuda said and sprayed me with another gas. When the gas cleared, she looked uneasy.
"What? Did it work or no?"
"Ummm… not really,"
"what's that supposed to mean?"
"you're still a cat person Nagisa, and I think you have claws now…" Okuda replied sheepishly.
"WHAT!?" I look at my hands, my nails were curved and sharp, and my tail was still there.
"It's ok, the gas should be out of your system in a week or two," Orao shouted.
"A-alright…" I said nervously.
"you can stay with Daddy and I!" Orao beamed.
"That actually isn't a bad idea…" Korosensei spoke up, "Orao is a natural cat person, she could help you get used to your new… um… appendages."
"I guess that's true…"
"Nagisa? Why do you have a tail and adorable cat ears?" Kayano asked a little louder than I would have liked.
Uh oh…. Karma heard…
"Um Okuda's science experiment did it… I'm a cat person now," I replied trying not to let Karma hear.
"So just like little Orao then?" Karma said, holding out something shiny.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Kayano asked angrily
"not much," He replied.
What's that red dot on the floor? It's moving… I got down on all fours, and started chasing the red dot along the floor. Then it went up the wall and I climbed after it with my claws, until I realized I was on the ceiling, my shoes had come off sometime while I was chasing the dot… eek! I'm on the ceiling! I clung on for dear life as the class stared at me.
"Nagisa… Why are you on the ceiling?" Doragon said, using his wings to fly up to me.
"Oh… you know… just hanging around… heh heh." Doragon carefully pulled me down and set me on the floor, my eyes kept searching for the red dot without me realizing what I was doing.
"Karma! That's the same trick you used on Orao… do you need another embarrassing drawing on your face? Or are you going to stop?" Doragon yelled. Karma started to shrink back, then stopped.
"you drawing on my face is not all that bad." Wind rushed through the building and Doragon was holding Karma up by the collar, and holding his other hand a short distance from his face.
"Dimension warp!" Doragon said, suddenly Karma's hair was formed into red cat ears and a pen was drawing whiskers on his face without Doragon holding either, "Let's see how much you like spending a week like that?" A bow had tied itself behind one of Karma's new cat ears, and as Karma tried to flatten them down Okuda sprayed him with the cat-person gas.
"Okuda, you got Doragon in that!"
"Don't worry, he's immune to it, he was actually the first one we tested it on."
"Oh…"
"Nyaow…" Karma groaned. Korosensei held up a laser pointer and I tried not to pay attention as Karma chased it around the room.
And that's how Karma and I ended up at Doragon's house I was staying in the guest room, and Karma was on the couch.
