Adventures in Driving
Chapter Four
"What else can possibly go wrong?" Dean complained as he went to change the tire. "Son of a bitch, the spare is flat too!"
"I'm thirsty." Jo wined, as Sam did the same.
"Well, there is a restaurant over there." Castiel remarked, exiting the vehicle. "I'll go retrieve us refreshments, but please stay here."
"Uh Cas, I think I better go…you know, 'cause it's a strip joint," Dean said, pointing to the XXX ALL NUDE XXX sign out in front making his best friend turn pale again.
"I need to pee too." Jo wined again, opening her door.
"No, no…everybody stay here."
"No, Dean, you'll never come out then." Sam replied, standing next to the young girl. "You see titties and you lose all your marbles, so, let's all go in.
"Fine, but Sammy will stay with me to get drinks while Cas takes Jo to the bathroom."
"I don't need him to help me!" Jo shouted, hands on her hips. "I'm a woman, you know."
"Yeah right, and I'm Harrison Ford." Dean mocked, then quickly turned serious, "Look Jo, just go with him so you'll be safe since I don't want anything to happen to ya."
Jo nodded, taking her brother's hand as they walked to the backdoor. Seeing no one was there, Dean picked the lock and all were soon inside. Thankfully, his ex-Marine father taught him how to pick a lock as well as some other unlawful things that Mary doesn't know about. Dean pointed to the bathroom as he and his brother went to one of the dressing rooms.
Both were completely stunned to see wall to wall naked women, talking and applying makeup while completely oblivious to the young men until a bugged-out Sam belted out, "Hubba Hubba!"
"Sam!" Dean growled as they were soon blocked in by the tall, nude women. "Sorry, we were just uh, looking for a soda machine while my friends are in the bathroom."
"Do you think its okay to peep at naked women trying to earn a living to care for their families?" One of the large breasted women asked, pointing her finger into the older brother's chest.
"No, uh…we were just uh…"
"Save it, while I get Jackhammer to beat the shit outta you!" Another yelled.
"No, please don't hurt me and my brothers!" Jo shouted, running in-between the mad females and the Winchester brothers. "I'm sorry but I got thirsty and needed to pee!"
"Aww ain't she adorable!" The first woman remarked, putting on a robe as others cooed ooooh and awww. "Let's get y'all some refreshments."
The quartet was then being led into a small kitchen where they were given sodas and candy bars by the tall woman with big breasts and lengthy black hair. "What brings y'all here?"
"We were on the way to the bus station when we had car problems, which we desperately need help with." Sam stated, still mesmerized by her breasts, which are now covered up, but still can see the hard nipples.
"Well, when the shows are over, I'm sure Jackhammer, Calvin or Damian can help y'all, but we're real busy now…I'm Roxy, by the way."
"I'm Harrison, this is my sister Jennifer, my brother Alex and the little guy who keeps staring at you is Skippy." Dean said, with Sam instantly giving him the bitch face.
"Nice to meet all of ya, but this old gal needs to be on stage in two minutes." Roxy stated, standing up. "I think its best for y'all to stay here, k?"
"Yes, ma'am." All replied in harmony as she walked away.
"Dean, we cannot just stay here…we need to get that tire fixed." Cas remarked, still very pale.
"Yeah, I know." Dean thought for several minutes, and then had an idea to call local 24 hour garages. "We need to find a phone book."
"I'll go ask Roxy!" Sam excitingly replied, practically running out the door until he was caught by his sibling.
"Whoa, whoa…slow down there, Skippy!" Dean released him, "Look horndog, just stay here and I'll go."
"That's not fair!" Sam wined, then coughed.
"Jeez, Sammy, take a chill pill!" Dean snorted, pushing his brother back to his chair. "I'll be back in two minutes, but in the meantime, take your cough medicine."
The trio uncomfortably sat there, while the oldest checked things out. Along the way, he spotted a closed office and lightly knocked. When no one answered, Dean picked the lock and went inside to retrieve a phone book. However, he spotted the latest issue of Playboy and briefly skimmed through it. But, when he heard voices out in the hallway getting closer, he shoved it in his jacket and hid underneath the desk.
"Damian, grab the keys and go pick up the merchandise." A big man with a deep voice said to a younger African-American male. "I'll be in the can for quite a while so tell Maggie that I don't wanna be interrupted. With that said, he closed the bathroom door, immediately making noises and stinking up the private office.
"Damn, that's gross!" Dean mumbled with a scrunched up face. He then opened the door and left without being noticed. "Dammit, I forgot the phone book." As he went back in and grabbed it, he was then seen by a lady standing at the door when he tried to leave.
"Who are you and what are you doing in here?" Maggie asked.
"Maggie…right?" Dean stated, adding his special smile that older females love. "Damian said I could borrow this phone book for a sec."
"Who are you?" the short-haired blonde asked again.
"Sorry, babe." Dean said, "My name is Harrison Deckard. I'm an Aquarius; I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
Maggie laughed, "Well Harrison, I really don't think it's wise to be in here, uh, you better leave now."
"Yeah, sure…I'll just take this for a quick look." He said, taking the phone book as she nodded, then locked the door behind him.
Dean made his way back to the kitchen as the others were relieved. He scanned the phone book and wrote down several numbers. "Now, I gotta find a phone."
"How much longer?" Jo wined.
"Look, I'm going as fast as I can…I even smelled some guy's shit to get this damn book, so quit being a brat."
"Maybe I should go with you."
"No, Sam, stay here and uh, look at this." Dean threw him the Playboy and his eyes immediately bugged out like they did earlier in the dressing room. "I'll be right back."
Dean was about to go find Maggie when that big man with a deep voice screamed, "Who the fuck was in my office?!"
Maggie and another African-American man instantly ran into his office, "Boss, what's wrong?"
"Maggie, who was in the hell, was in my office?"
"Just Damian's friend, Harrison…the blonde, white kid." She replied.
"What kid?" He yelled, "Find that little shit 'cause he stolen the documents with the information on the latest shipments!"
"What do we do when we find him?" the young man inquired.
"Well Calvin, beat the shit outta him, get me my documents back, then kill him!"
"But Mr. H…" Calvin began state his case, but was rudely interrupted by his boss.
"Call your brother to help you but I want this done by the time the first shipment is supposed to leave at five am…kapish?"
"What?"
"Calvin, do…you…understand?" Mr. H asked, standing eye to eye. "You and Damian kill the kid or I'll kill you…your choice."
"Yeah, yeah, I got it boss."
"Then why in the hell are ya still here!" Mr. H yelled, as Calvin ran out the door with Maggie behind him.
"Damian! Damian, can you hear me?" Calvin yelled into the walkie-talkie.
"Look little bro, I told ya a million times, my handle name is Ren E. Gade." Damian sighed. "Why ya calling me anyway?"
"Dude, Mr. H wants us to kill your friend, Harrison."
"Calvin, I don't know any Harrison."
"Harrison, your white friend." He elaborated, "The kid who was in Mr. H's office tonight…the one Maggie said was your friend. He stole the documents and we need to get them back then kill him."
"Well, let's find that bastard 'cause he ain't my friend! And I don't like people spreading rumors about me, especially white people!" Damian exclaimed. "I'll meet ya back there in ten minutes and we'll search the whole damn area."
This was all Dean needed to hear and ran back unnoticed to the kitchen. "Go! Go!" He yelled, pushing Jo and Cas toward the backdoor. "They're gonna kill us, so lets get the fuck outta here!"
Sam stuffed the Playboy magazine into his backpack along with several brownies and grape drinks as they all ran out to the parking lot.
"C'mon, we'll take this ride," Dean remarked as they hopped into a light blue 1984 Pontiac Firebird. While Dean was trying to hotwire it, everyone else was asking many questions. "Be quiet! I can't freakin' concentrate…this is very delicate."
"Uh, Dean…uh…" Cas mumbled.
"What?"
"Uh…" Cas pointed out the front window as Dean sat up to see a black man with a gun aimed for them.
"Get out of the fucking car…now!" Calvin yelled.
"I'm scared!" Jo cried.
"Me too…what are we gonna do?" Sam shrieked.
TBC…
Author's Notes: Harrison Ford played "Rick Deckard" in Blade Runner. And Alex, Jennifer and Skippy were characters on the popular NBC comedy, Family Ties.
Damian's handle name is Ren E. Gade is named after the Styx song…a Supernatural favorite as well.
And Playboy Magazine was a male's favorite source of porn!
