Heyo! Sorry it's been a while, I have been focusing on my other story Approaching Storm (you should read it, I hear it's really good :P) and I cannot find all my old ideas for chapters so I've been brainstorming a bunch of things.

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Last Time: Anakin yelled at his emo grandson

This Time: Ventress debuts her cooking show

How NOT To Cook

Anakin sat on the couch bored out of his mind. There was NOTHING for him to do, so he turned on the TV and began flipping through the channels.

"You only loved me for my money!" A woman who was very bad at acting cried.

"No, that is not true." A man who was equally bad at acting replied. Anakin changed the channel.

"Do you have skin problems? Well then our new ointment is for you!" Anakin changed the channel again. He hated infomercials.

"Welcome to How NOT to Cook! Here's your host, Ventress!"

"Ventress?!" Anakin cried.

"Hello, today we shall be learning how NOT to cook cookies!" Ventress said, "Our guest today is the one and only, Jedi Master Kit Fisto!"

"Kit Fisto?!" Anakin yelled.

"Stop yelling at the TV!" Ashoka yelled from her bedroom.

"But Ventress has a cooking show, and Kit Fisto is on it!"

"What?" Ahsoka emerged from he bedroom and joined Anakin on the couch.

"So," Ventress said, "If you want to make terrible cookies, just dump everything in the bowl at once and mix it all together, then don't forget to set the oven to 29 degrees Fahrenheit-"

"Psh, Fahrenheit is so dumb, everyone uses Celsius now." Ashoka muttered.

"Once everything is mixed together," Kit said, "place the dough in a big gob on the cookie sheet and put it in the oven for four hours."

"Wow," Ahsoka murmured, "Those are gonna be HORRIBLE cookies…"

"Yeah," Anakin replied, his eyes alight with excitement, "I wanna be on that show!"

"Do you wanna be a guest on How NOT to Cook?" The TV announcer asked.

"YES!"

"Then simple come to the separatist base on Serenno! Only Jedi are allowed to be guests!"

"Great!" Anakin yelled.

"I don't know master, it sounds like a trap-"

"Nonesense Snips!" Anakin said, "I'm going to Serenno right now!" Anakin ran to his room and started packing his bags.

"Shouldn't you tell the Council first?"

"Nope!" Anakin shoved past Ahsoka, "Bye Snips! Tell Obi-Wan where I've gone!" Then Anakin disappeared out the door.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Ahsoka muttered, then she went to find Obi-Wan.


Obi-Wan was outside giving his elephant, Erwin, a walk when he bumped into Yoda.

"Hello Yoda!" Obi-Wan said.

"Problem we have." Yoda said, "Captured, Master Fisto has been."

"What?" Obi-Wan yelled, "By whom?"

"Fall into a trap, he did." Yoda replied, "Set by Ventress, it was."

"Master Kenobi!" Ahsoka yelled as she ran towards Obi-Wan, "Master Skywalker has gone to Serenno to be in Ventress' new cooking show!"

Yoda's eyes widened, "No, oh! Captured, he will be!"

Obi-Wan sighed, "Then I guess it's time to rescue him. Again!"


Anakin was so excited that he could barely stand still. Luckily he didn't have to for long.

"This way please!" A droid said, leading Anakin to the kitchen where Ventress was waiting.

"Skywalker!" Ventress hissed.

"Hi!" Anakin replied cheerfully.

Ventress rolled her eyes, "All right, let's film the episode."

Anakin and Ventress filmed the episode of 'How NOT to Cook' and Anakin learned how not to make salad (he had no idea that there was a wrong way to make salad).

"This is so much fun!" He cried as he threw lettuce into the freezer.

As soon as they finished filming an episode, Ventress turned to him and gave him the sweetest smile she could muster, "Thank you so much Skywalker." She said, "You fell right into my trap!" A large cage fell from the roof and trapped Anakin.

"Hey!" Anakin cried, "Let me go!"

"Fat chance!" Ventress stuck out her tounge, "Droids, reunite Skywalker with Kit Fisto!"

The droids dragged Anakin through several hallways and down several sets of stairs before finally shoving him into a cell with Kit Fisto.

"Anakin!" Kit said, "You got captured too?"

"Yeah…" Anakin replied sadly, "I can't believe it was a trap!"

"I know!" Kit pouted, "Ventress seemed so trustworthy!"

Anakin sighed, "Well, there's no way out, so I guess we'll have to wait for someone to rescue us."

"If someone rescues us…" Kit replied ominously.

To be continued…

Next time: Anakin and Kit will MAYBE be rescued. And the Skywalker Fan club MIGHT be involved.