Light awoke to the pleasant sounds of Misa whining. He blinked his eyes allowing them to slowly fade into focus. The room was slightly lighter and Misa was struggling to play golf. Light wondered how long he had slept. It had to have been a few hours. Had Misa seriously played the Wii by herself for three hours? Was that even possible? It was just a video game, why were people so obsessed with it? He decided he should try to nod back to sleep before Misa discovered his open eyes and forced him into battle.
He realized that his arms were squeezing around a warm pillow. He snuggled back up to the pillow and closed his eyes. But wait, why was the pillow so warm? It certainly didn't feel soft like a pillow. It felt kind of hard, like a six pack. Light shrieked and shot into the air flailing his arms about in a desperate attempt to fly away.
He fell hard onto the floor and immediately pushed himself up against the opposite wall. That had been no pillow, it was L. Misa was now watching Light with shock. Light scrambled to his feet to gain a height advantage over Misa in the fight he was about to ensue.
"Why didn't you tell me that I was feeling L up?" Light whispered intensely.
"You were asleep." She answered blankly.
"SHHH!" Light shushed feeling a twinge of frustration remembering how many times he had been shushed a few hours ago. "You'll wake up L!"
"Don't worry about that, Light kun. I've been screaming and jumping around for hours and neither of you woke up."
"Why didn't you try to shake me away or something?" he inquired.
"I did! Do you think I enjoyed watching someone else spoon my fiancé?"
"We weren't spooning! And you are not my fiancé!"
"Not yet, Light kun." She said toiling her hair.
"Stop trying to change the subject."
"I tried to wake you up really hard! But you just wouldn't wake up! I thought you were dead, actually."
"You thought I was dead and you played video games?" he asked.
"Light kun, it's a Nintendo Wii."
"You just called me your fiancé and you played a Wii while I could have been dead?"
"Are you proposing, Light kun?" Misa asked in a bubbly voice.
"No!" Light stopped as his eyes were closed shut in a violent sneeze. Now things couldn't get any worse. He was being tortured, had snuggled with L all night, and now he had a cold. This sucked.
"Light kun, do you have to sneeze so loud?" asked L wearily rubbing his eyes. Light glared at him in amazement.
"You don't wake up when two people scream at each other or when another guy snuggles with you all night but you wake up when someone sneezes?"
"Someone snuggled with me last night?" L asked confused. Misa opened her mouth but was silenced by a death glare that Light was currently sending to bore into her skull.
"Look at all the high scores I got, L kun!" Misa exclaimed jumping in front of the TV and swinging around the Wii remote. L snapped out of his tired state into a face of total fixated ness. Light sighed and fell onto the same couch he had thrown his arms around L earlier. Upon realizing this he moved into an armchair to the right. Sinking into the white cushiony goodness he watched in disgust as Misa gloated about her high scores on every single game. Maybe he had been asleep more like four hours by the looks of all the high scores. If people spent half the time they spend playing video games on something productive, we would have a cure for cancer, he decided. He leaned back and stared at the ceiling.
"I'm hungry, I'll go find some popcorn or something." announced Misa bouncing from the room. L took up a remote and strapped it around his wrist. How he could do this, Light had no idea. His limbs were beginning to burn with the fury of Hell itself. Out of slight intrigue and the fact there was nothing else to look at he watched L select bowling. The gut wrenching sounds of a digital bowling alley rang violently in Light's ears. There was something just so sickening about bowling to him. That mixed with the evil of video games and L was just plain nauseating.
A slight murmur of a smile caressed Light's lips as L's cyber pink bowling ball rolled disdainfully into the gutter. L shook out his body as if this would solve his problems.
"I like your ball." laughed Light. He immediately deciphered the innuendo in this. "Bowling ball, I mean! It's pink! I was joking to make you feel bad about yourself!" he added hastily. L threw Light's words aside as he readied for his next attempt. He thrust back his arm and shot it forward releasing the B button.
A white memo appeared on the screen explaining that L had dropped the ball too soon. L sighed this away and tried again to come to the same fate. A little pissed at this point he began to throw more violently which only resulted in his throwing of the virtual ball back at the virtual team mates.
"This is impossible!" screamed L exasperatedly.
"You're not doing it right. Try doing it a bit slower." instructed Light.
L tried to heed his advice to no avail. Light, feeling charitable, pulled himself out of the comfort of the chair to L's side.
"More like this," continued Light miming throwing the ball with his hands. L tried once more only to be met by the white menu. L rolled his eyes and grabbed L's arm. Standing behind him he took control of L's movements. "Like this!" He pulled back L's arm and eased him forward helping him to release the B button at the most opportune moment. Magic seemed to emanate from the ball as it flew down to wood colliding with the pins, leaving none standing. Misa came barging into the room clutching popcorn in her hands.
"I leave alone for five minutes and you cheat on me!?!?"
TBC!!
Sorry I haven't updated in while. But, when I started this it was during winter break and I didn't have anything better to do. Now I do, like homework, contributing to society, and dressing like Madonna. But I did it. So yeah.
