HELLO again, I am back! ((~(^-^)~)) This time, it is the summer holidays, woo, no more Latin, woo, no more R.S, woo, no more moany tennis teachers, woo, no more annoying stuck up classmates for 6 weeks! (I don't mean my friends, they know who I mean though, see ya in 6 weeks, Malik's Dark Angel) Everyone has convinced me to continue with this fic, so I will. Thanx to Yami no Hikari, Blue Kool Aid (I hope I got your names right) and the rest of you who made me feel so much better. I will continue the fic now, cos you have made me feel so much better, you are so kind to me *sniffles* thank you. Anyways, in answer to Yugi-Kitty's (I think that it was you who said it) question, yes Yami Bakura likes the teletubbies. He has all of the merchandise cluttering up his soul room (which really annoys Bakura) and he likes Tinky Winky best, then Dipsy, then Po, then La-la, for some reason, he really doesn't like the colour yellow. Oh yeah, I can't remember your name (sorry) but Yami B will not be insulting Bakura, I'll make sure of that *smirks evilly *.

This is the casting again: Dorothy- Mai (I can just imagine her speaking in that weird Kansas accent)

Toto- Jounochi (of course, he has to be the dog)

Scarecrow- Tristan (no brain, ha ha)

Tin-man- Kaiba (no heart, too true)

Lion- Yugi (the hair, like a mane and the love of crying, so cowardly)

Three workers on farm- Honda, Seto and Yuugi (cos they are the same people)

Wicked Witch of the West-Téa (I can't wait to kill her, mwa ha ha ha ha)

Miss Gulch- Anzu (cos she is the same person)

Mr Marvel- Shadi (cos he is a freak and I don't like either of them)

Good witch of the North- Malik (Malik in a fairy outfit, he he he he he)

Auntie Em- Cecilia (I know she is dead, but hey, I couldn't think of anyone else)

Uncle Henry-Grandpa Mutou (Yet again, I couldn't think of anyone else)

Duelist of Oz- Bakura (Bakura deserves recognition, so he is the almighty Duelist of Oz)

Flying monkey things and Munchkins- Mokuba, Isis, Rishido, Pegasus, Bandit Keith, Bonz, Panik, Otogi (Duke the dice guy), Rebecca Hawkin, Weevil, Para, Dox, Rex, Tsunami (that freaky guy who dueled Yugi on Duelist Kingdom, he uses water monsters), Croquet (goon), Kimo (goon) and all the other goons.

Sayonara-Goodbye, they say goodbye to someone. A more informal way of saying it is Ja Ne.

Disclaimer- I don't own YGO or the wizard of oz or the teletubbies, yet.

And here is the rest of 'The Duelist of Oz'; you might wanna ignore the last chapter seeing as it doesn't count any more. ........................

*Curtain opens again and audience applaud*

Yami Y- I hope this part of the play will be as good as before

*Mai and Joey come onto the stage and the background has changed, there is a bridge and a Feral Imp underneath it and there is a blue-eyes flying through the sky*

Mai- Come on Toto, I really hate to run away from home, but it is the only way that I will save you from Miss Gulch.

Audience- Booooooooo, hisssssssss

Jolly- *chanting* WE HATE ANZU, WE HATE ANZU, WE HATE ANZU

*Is dragged away by security guards who look suspiciously like Kimo and Croquet, but is saved by Yami M who mind controls them to get more free munchies*

Joey- Howl, howl, woof, bark.

Mai- Hey look it's a freaky man with a strange caravan and a strange horse and a strange crystal ball and a strange fire and a strange ugly face.

Shadi- I am Mr. Marvel, the wondrous travelling magician.

Yami B- Hey! Aren't you supposed to be Hikari, cos they are the same person, like with The Wicked witch of the West and Miss Gulch?

Jolly- Hush you. I didn't want Bakura to be some ugly freak who cheats in crystal gazing, so cos I don't like Shadi, I made him the freak instead, now please just watch the show.

Shadi- .GO HOME! I mean.er.stay for some food and I will bore you to death with talk of pharaohs and Egyptian gods. Did you know, this crystal ball used to belong to Cleopatra blah blah blah Isis and Osiris blah blah blah, here have some food, damn you Toto, you already ate the sausages so I have nothing to offer you.

Mai- Toto, that is just plain rude, we have already been offered food, but you know not to eat it, we have a rule you know. If both the food and the person offering it look dodgy, then don't eat it. It's Ok Hon, I would probably get food poisoning from eating the sausages anyway, I never eat food from tramps like you *starts filing her nails *.

*Joey keels over*

Shadi- Oh, no that's the twentieth creature this week. Hang on a second, I have to get something. *walks into caravan*

Mai- *Now painting her nails to match her outfit* Toto, are you okay hon? *Kicks Joey, hard*

Joey- Owwww, that hurt, I mean Woofies.

Shadi- I'm baaack *carries a gravestone* where do you want him to be buried?

Mai- He's not dead, you ballet-loving freak. Go bury yourself and yourself and your Shadi-shoes, which baby Malik also wears.

(Backstage) Malik- Isis! You promised not to tell anyone, I am so disappointed in you. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.

Yami M- So the secret is finally out, you and Shadi both shop at the same store, cheap 'r us, not that I didn't already know that. You both can't afford real clothes, so you just shop at the cheapest store in Britain, wait, that's just insulting me, cos he buys my clothes too, I am going crazy, crazy, crazy. Gimme that *grabs Dipsy *.

Yami B- Waaaaaaaaaaaa. Gimme that back, I want my Dipsy toy back *sobs pathetically*

(Backstage) Bakura- Who's the wimpy one now then?

Yami B- Hush you.

Jolly- Yami M, give that back to Yami B *Yami M regretfully gives Yami B back the toy* now you two, will you please stop interrupting the show?

Yami M and Yami B- Okay.

Mai- Where was I, ah yes, em.can you tell the future by looking into the crystal ball? Shadi- Yeah, do you wanna see my amazing skills?

Mai- Alrighty. *Follows Mr. Marvel into caravan*

Joey- Why does she always run off without me? I mean woof woof, I'm coming.

Shadi- Sit over there and give me your basket with the picture of you and Auntie Em in it, so I can look at it and pretend to see her in the crystal ball.

Mai- Here you go *hands over basket*

Shadi- Now, close your eyes *Mai closes her eyes* and I will take out that picture now. *Starts looking through the basket, but pulls out a goldfish, a tennis racquet, a bowl of Tikka Masala, a magicians hat complete with live doves, a pair of pink frilly flowery socks and Junichi Inamoto from the Japanese footballing team*

Junichi- What am I doing here?

Shadi- I don't know, ask Dorothy

Jolly- JUNICHI JUNICHI, can I have your autograph? Please, even though you are in my fan fiction and I could just ask you any old time cos I am writing this but, JUNICHI, JUNICHI, please!

Junichi- Errr.I have to go now, Sayonara. *Walks off*

Jolly- Fine then, be like that. *Sits and sulks for a while, then realises that she can make Junichi Inamoto appear again at anytime that she wants, seeing as it is her fan fic* He he he.

Shadi- Aaah! Finally I have found what I have been looking for *Pulls out a huge picture of Mai and Cecilia which Pegasus painted for them, it is very good, but way too big to be a proper picture that someone can keep in their bag* Why is it so big? Oh, well, now lets see, there is an oldish looking woman standing next to her and she looks like her aunt or something, I know I'll ask Toto, to confirm who it is.

Joey- Woof I'm Woof coming Woof that Woof is Woof Auntie Woof Em Woof.

Shadi- Thanks Toto.

Mai- *impatiently tapping her foot* Can I open my eyes yet?

Shadi- Oh, yeah, hang on a sec *shoves picture, with some difficulty back into the suitcase along with a goldfish, a tennis racquet, a bowl of Tikka Masala, a magicians hat complete with live doves, a pair of pink frilly flowery socks. Then looks around for Junichi, but he is nowhere to be seen. * You can open your eyes now. I'm sorry, but I kinda lost Junichi.

Mai- It's Ok, I was gonna get rid of him anyway. I was gonna sell him to Jolly for loadsa cash, mwa ha ha ha ha, money.

Shadi- Yeah, whatever. Now I will look into the crystal ball and predict.the future!

Mai- Wow, really? Shadi- Yes *nods* really.

Joey-* Starts snoring from the corner of the stage* Gigantic.doughnuts.Mai.will.you.marry.me.WOOFIES.

Mai- Ewww, no! Well, maybe, we'll talk about this later, now's not the time, it depends on the ring you give me. What is the future then, Mr. Marvel.

Shadi- *gazes into crystal ball* Look! There is a woman.

Mai- Auntie Em!

Shadi- And a farm.

Mai- Home!

Shadi- She is crying.

Mai- Oh! No!

Shadi- Please stop interrupting me. She looks sad and now she collapsed, onto a bed.

Mai-I must go home right away, come on Toto *kicks Joey even though he is awake, just for fun* Thanks Mr. Marvel, I'll see you again.

Joey- Owchies.

Shadi- Bye, stay safe and remember, amateurs built Noah's Ark, and experts built the Titanic. *Walks back into the caravan*

Mai- Well that was weird advice, I must get back home, to see if Auntie Em is all right. I'm coming Auntie Em!

*Curtain goes down*

Jolly- What did you think of Mai's acting in this part of the play?

Yami Y- It was just as schlect as the last part

Yami M- What does schlect mean? That isn't Japanese?

Jolly- I know, I also learn German in school, schlect means bad.

Yami M- Well, I thought Mai's acting was brilliant compared to Joey's, he has no talent whatsoever, poor kid, no wonder he got picked as Toto, it's the easiest role to play.

Yami B- Das was sehr sehr sehr sehr billag.

Yami M and Yami Y- Huh?

Jolly- Honestly, you are so dumb! It means that was very very very very cheap, you are so useless!

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That was my fourth chapter in the fan fiction so far, I hope that the brilliant reviews still keep coming, I luv you all, you are so kind *sniffles *. Anyways, I promise that they will get to Oz soon, I tend to ramble, as I said before, so it may take another chapter or so, but they WILL get there and Malik will be there in a lovely pink, frilly, flowery, glittery, girly fairy dress. Har har. This is the Jolly Leprechaun signing out, til next time, From Her Jolliness,

The Jolly Leprechaun ((~(^-^)~))

If you haven't already guessed, I really like Junichi Inamoto, so he might appear again a couple more times, he is so cool. I wish that I really had his autograph *sits dreaming about how much money she could get for selling that autograph*

Dark figure- What are you doing? You're not thinking about all the money that you could get off that Junichi Inamoto again are you? You are supposed to be writing fan fiction, get on with it!

Light figure- Ignore him, take as long as you like. I'm sure that they don't mind.

Jolly- Thank you. If you wanna now who these people are *gestures towards the light and dark figures* then either pester me in my review box and try to get me to tell you. Or, you could just read the next chapter of the fan fiction ^_^. The next chapter might take a while to get up cos I am really busy at the moment and kinda rushed this chapter, so it kinds might be a bit odd and rubbish. Auf Wiedersehen! (That means goodbye)