Ace: Hey everyone!! Welcome back!! I know . . . it's been quite a while. I haven't really been inspired . . . *weep* either that or I had writer's block. O__o Ohhhhhh, writer's block. *shivers* and stupid thesis papers, evil math teachers, and creepy science teachers. . . Anyways . . . our next guest will be: HA!! Can't tell ya yet!

Audience: *throws pokemon cards at Ace*

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!

Audience: HA HA HA HA!! Burn in hell !!

Ace: That's it, I'm not giving out free tickets anymore. . . . All well . . . why do I say All well, isn't it Oh well??

Bakura: Maybe it's your Jersey accent, bakka mortal.

Ryou: *comes running out* Accent?? Accent?? Who has an accent?!?

Ace: Who keeps letting them out??

Bakura: What are you so hyped up about? I thought you liked your Japanese version of yourself better? You know without the English accent?

Ryou: Well. . . .

Ace: Will one of you do the disclaimer before I defeat you in a Dark Game??

Bakura: Is that a threat? Foolish mortal. . .

Ace: Whatever. I don't own YuGiOh.

Bakura: Anything else??

Ace: Yes, as a matter of fact. Thank you for reviewing!! And now the following is a list of people who I thank for reviewing:
Kaiba-Girl1, Goddess of Dragons, Koropo, Anaya, Silent Angel, xXxJoEySGiRlxXx, Rose, Ame_Mahou, padfootzgirl, dRaGoNgUrL1, Six of Hearts, Dante-Gene, GiggleSpazmz125, ANDDDD *inhale* knshn4eva!!!
Thank you so much!! Or Merci Beacoup! Or Arigato!! Or . . .

Bakura: Will you get on with the damn story!!

Ace: Well someone's got a bug up their ass . . .

Bakura Section: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! . . . . . -__- Aren't there any Ace fans? *weep*

Ryou: ^_____^ I think your cool!

Ace: AWWW!! You're too sweet!! *hugs Ryou* (a/n: ha ha Queen)

Bakura: Feh.

Ace: I'm ignoring you . . . Anyways, ON WITH THE SHOW!!

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Bakura and Ryou*~*~

Ace: Ok! Let's bring the next two guests!!

Bakura: _ We're right here. . .

Ace: Oh. . . Well anyways, take a seat! We'll start with some questions! Ok?

Bakura: No.

Ryou: Bakura.

Ace: How do you feel sharing your body with your yami, Ryou?

Ryou: Me? Oh well, its not so bad once you get used to it. I mean when you wake up and you have no idea what you're doing. . .

Bakura: Yeah . . . like that one time I made him moon some people at school. Heh heh.

Ace: O__o

Ryou: *blushes* Bakura, you promised. . .

Ace: O__o

Bakura: Yeah, well remember that one time you told Malik that I was watching Dr. Phil with you?!?

Ryou: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. He was only laughing for a week afterwards.

Bakura: Only a week?!?!

Ace: Guys! Come on this isn't a therapy session . . . either you take it to KaibaGirl1's therapy fan fiction (a/n: Not available, sad to say . . . *weep*) or . . . you could see . . . *snicker* Dr. Phil, Bakura.

Bakura: Hmmm??? *evil look*

Ace: Anyways, next question. Bakura, you know part of your name has Baka in it?

Bakura: *Ring starts glowing*

Ryou: Uh oh.

Ace: I have a yami too ya know. Except . . . *looks under desk*

Bakura: Except what? Foolish mortal.

Ace: Do you really wanna see her?

Bakura: Why not? Fresh blood is what I always want.

Ace: Oook. . . *unleashes latch* Hi Lenne!! *nervously*

Lenne: Give me $50 bucks and I will spare your life.

Ace: Come on! I'm your hikari! *puppy eyes*

Lenne: Well you locked me up!

Ace: Pweease?!?

Lenne: Oh fine.

Ace: I just can't have you killing anymore people!

Lenne: It was only a couple.

Ace: Lawsuit equals money.

Bakura: You should consult Dr. Phil. *snicker*

Lenne: *evil look*

Bakura: *evil look*

Lenne: *evil look*

Bakura: *evil look*

Lenne: *evil look*

Bakura: *evil look*

Lenne: *evil look*

Bakura: *evil look*

Lenne: O__O BOOOOOOOOOO!!

Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Lenne: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!. . . Well that was weird. Anyways, next question . . . Bakura, a lot of people think that it's funny to make you and Bakura a gay couple. What is your opinion on this?

Bakura: O__o Well for one it's NOT true.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!

Bakura section: GASP!

Ace: Yep and we didn't even ask you if it was true or not.

Bakura: GOD DAMMIT!!

Ryou: *blushes*

Bakura: Shit. Damn.

Ace: I wanna translate. . . Shimmate. Cusaw.

Bakura: Oooook.

Ace: Yeah I know. . . well, I guess I gotta send you to the room. . .

Bakura: HELL NO!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING ME IN. . .

Ace: *smiles, then pulls lever*

Bakura: What the. . .? *falls into deep abyss leading to fangirl room*

Ace: MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Ryou : *sweatdrop*

Ace: I'm sorry I had to make you go through that, Ryou. I'm sure you were traumatized to see your yami falling into an endless abyss of doom.

Ryou: NOOOOOOO, MY DEAR YAMI!!

Ace: Wanna go get some pizza?

Ryou: Ok!

Ace: Oh but before we go, let's check up on our poor friend, Yami. *takes out remote controller and the "oh so" infamous tv emerges from the ground, and shows Yami surrounded by a bunch of crazy fan girls*

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Yami: *tied up* STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

Ame_Mahou: No way! We've got time in this room with you so we're gonna make it good.

Rose: Yep! Cuz ya know what Yami?

Yami: -__- What?

Both: WE WUV YOU!!!!

Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *struggles to break free*

Both: MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! *glomps Yami*

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Ace: Poor pathetic soul. . . all well. Let's go get that pizza Ryou. Tune in next time for some special guests!! I hope you liked it. . . I wasn't too inspired. I will use your ideas after intermission!! Thanks knshn4eva for inspiration!! Because I knew if I didn't continue. . . she would come after me because she knows WHERE I LIVE, WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL, and. . . . . . . . . MY COMBO TO MY LOCKER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *sigh* Well, that's about it! Please R&R!! Bai!!