Chapter 4 folks, we are going to meet our circus vikings and dragons. I have a short notice to give you, I might not be updating in quite some time due to NJASK testings an finals. So with further interruptions, chapter 4 ;)
ROOOOOAAAARRRRR! There stood a huge rock eating dragon called, the gronckle, roaring at her opponent as she charged while a viking girl whipped a whip around to back it away.
"Get back you!"
ROOOOAAAARRR! ROOAAARRR!
"I have no fear of you beast," the viking girl had greenish gray tunic with brown legging with dark hair in a braid on the side. She then hit accidenly hit the groncle on the leg, causing the dragon to stop, then fall to the side and whine. "Wahhhh!"
The viking girl dropped her whip, run to the dragon's side, aplogizing," Oh my gosh Meatlug, I'm so sorry..." She looked at the crowd that was watching as they began to complain and boo. "Oh no..." She then turned to Meatlug," I'm so sorry Meatlug, it's an owie?" Meatlug kept crying as she laid on the side,
"Owie, owie, owie!" "WAHH!"
"It's okay Meatlug, show Heather the owie, it's alright." While the girl name Heather tried to comfort the crying dragon name Meatlug, the crowds began to walk away from the tent, complaining. A mother holding onto to her child complained as she left the tent," I have been in dragon battles that didn't stink that bad.. This is ridiculous, what a disappointment. " They walked passed the sign that stated.
D.T Dagur
Dragon and Viking Circus
Dagur was at the entrance gasping at this sight of his costumers going away," NOOO!" Then a tall viking came up to him in a demanding voice," Hey you, come here!"" I want my money back!" Dagur thought fast before answering while heading to the backstage," Ahhh, no refunds after the first two minutes." He ran to the backstage, shouting at two viking teens who were both boys. One of them was fat, tall, and had blonde hair with a small helmet while the other one was short but had muscles and black hair as he wore a helmet. "We're losing the audience, you clowns get out there now!"
The fat one then began to complain as he and the other teen went out wearing flower hats," But I hate performing on an empty stomach!" Earning another shout from Dagur," Do your act Fishlegs, then you can eat."
"Dagur what's the point?" Dagur sighed as a monstrous nightmare walked up to him beginning his complaints.
"Not now Hookfang?"
"What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me."
Losing his patience, Dagur shouted," THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A CLOWN!" Hookfang then protested,
"Noo... It's because I'm a prop. You always cast me as a ship, a forge, a fire place, or even a dragon statue!"
"You're the tallest dragon, and can change be the big stuff. IT'S FUNNY! NOW GO!" Hookfang lifted Dagur, then put him down, growled, and went off to the stage. "HEY TOOTHLESS, GET THOSE LIGHTS WORKING!" Dagur yelled, up at the poles was a dragon with dark scales and half of a tail which was a nightfury name Toothless as the dragon growled," Yeah, yeah I'm on it." Some near by Vikings were playing some music as the lights shined on top of Hookfang as he pretended to sing with a flower on top of his head.
"Tra la la la, spring is in the air, and I'm a flower, with nothing interesting to say..." He them mumbled to himself," I rather be out there roasting stuff." Then out came Fishlegs looking like a gardener," I'm a tough looking gardener!' Hookfang and the short Viking with him began to pretend to run and fake scream while Fishlegs chased them. "Slow down you flowers!" "OH, hot steaming mutton, here let me help to finish that..." He was getting closer to a Viking kid who was holding a bowl of mutton before he blocked Fishlegs. Some other Vikings started calling out to the short strong Viking, yelling," Hey farm boy, you wanna come work at my farms, I could use a Jorgenson! HAHAHA!" The teen turned around, walked to the Vikings as they began to chatter how much farm work was needed until he threw his flower and screamed," SO, BEING A JORGENSON AUTOMATICALLY MAKES ME FARMER, IS THAT IT VIKING BOY, HUH!"Then Fishlegs shouted from the corner," Snotlout, leave them alone. They are mutton heads!"
Dagur growled from the look at this sight," Not again..." He quickly went out while Snotlout continued," JUDGING BY YOUR BIG FAT SIZE, YOU MUST HAVING BEEM LAYING AROUND EATING ALL DAY!" Hookfang went by to get Snotlout to calm down while babies cried," Come on Snotlout, you're making the babies cry.."
Outside, a deadly nadder spread her wings as she perched through her own reflection humming until Dagur went out and began to shout out orders, "ALRIGHT WE'RE DYING OUT THERE. STORMFLY QUICK! YOU AND SPIKES..." Stormfly shushed him, pointing to a timberjack humming in meditation," Shhhh, he's in a trance." Dagur was completely losing his patience as he shouted," WELL GET HIM OUT OF IT! YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE UP NOW!" The ring master then ran back to the tent as Stromfly informed her husband," Spikes we're on." Soon the timberjack was out of his trance, getting up while complaining," Oh, yet again it is up to me to rescue the performance." "Stormfly come.." He began to fly towards a different way while Stormfly was still fixing herself up, hearing her husband crash," The stage is the other way dear."
"Yes of course." Spikes hurried to the right way to the tent.
Back to where Snotlout was ready to beat up the Vikings, he was all up on their faces," ANYTIME PAL, I'M GONNA PICK THE HAIRS OUT OF YOUR BEARD, ONE BY ONE!" The Viking then encouraged," Take your best shot."
"YOU NAME THE PLACE!"
"Oh yeah!"
"YEAH CAUSE IF YOU GET THERE, YOU ARE DEAD!"
Hookfang had enough of this so he used his tail to lift Snotlout away," Snotlout. Let me handle this..." He then spoke to the Vikings while Snotlout was punching the air," That's no way to talk to a farmer."
"I HEARD THAT YOU HOT HEADED DRAGON!"
Dagur then came up holding a gong speaking in a fast mode," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO PRESENT, SPIKES THE MAGNIFICANT AND HIS LOVELY ASSISTANT, STORMFLY!" He hit the gong, as Toothless quickly changed the lighting while Spikes began with a dragon sized box behind him," From the most mysterious regions of the large vast oceans, I give you, the Viking cabinet of transformation..." Stormfly lightly fly into the box as the top lids closed. He began to say his magic words before he heard a Viking yell," GET OFF THE STAGE YOU SCALE BONES!"
"EH! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO SAID THAT!" Spikes yelled, looking around and soon got hit with berries, angry he walked away," LUNATICS!" He seemed to have forgotten about Stormfly since he left her in the box as she yelled in the box," Spikes?" "SPIKES!?"
Dgaur went inside and hollered at Heather, Meatlug, and four others to get going. "GET GOING YOU LOSERS, NOW!" Heather then led Meatlug out as she then went up to the twins name Ruffnut and Tuffnut with their dragons Barf and Belch as they began to fight. "RUFF, TUFF! Didn't you hear him, we are up!"
"Up, we'll show you up!' Ruffnut insisted, then she and her brother had Barf and Belch lift them up to the sky as they chanted,
"UP, AND UP WE GO TIL WE FALL!" "Hey!"
Heather, not even amazed pretended to clap," Hey, and they don't understand me."
Back outside Dagur then decided to take matters into his own hand so he brought out a torch," EVERYONE, TODAY THIS TORCH WILL LIT UP A WHOLE LINE TO WHERE HEATHER WILL HAVE TO WEAVE A RUG OF SAFETY IN LESS THAN FIFTEEN SECONDS. NOT GOOD ENOUGH, WATCH HOW EVERYONE IS BLINDFOLDED!" Apparently the crowd wanted to see this so they rushed to their seats while Dagur continued, Ruffnut pulled her brother's blindfold to hard which earned her a punch so she punched him over, only to knock Dagur over, drop the torch and begin time. Heather quickly weaved a rug while Meatlug panicked so she ended up sending Dagur fly into a trap that the fire was getting to. The crowds were laughing as Fishlegs, Snotlout, and Hookfang ran around shouting,
"WATER, WE NEED SOME WATER!" "WATER, WATER, WATER, WATER!" Toothless found this quite amusing until he saw Dagur get out of the trap, but only to have his poster fall on him while fire burned. The crew surrounded Dagur, giving excuses until he growled," You all are fired, INCLUDING YOU TOOTHLESS!" Then out of nowhere, Fishlegs and Meatlug dumped buckets of water on him, making Dagur even more well, five vikings clapped in astonishment," Can you burn him again?"
"I didn't like working for that lunatic anyway," Toothless growled.
Okay it went to fast sorry, i'll update soon enough. ;)
