A/N: I'm eating a bag of funyuns right now. They are REALLY good. Strangely, I don't like onions, but when comes to onion flavored chips...mmm...yummy... Am I weird? I think so... Oh yeah! Enjoy this next chapter!

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Chapter 4: Kagura Breaks Her Computer

2 HOURS LATER

--Meanchick logs on--

Meanchick- That was a close one. I almost blew my cover...

--Luvpuppy logs on--

Meanchick- Oh no...

Luvpuppy- Hey baby! ^_^

Meanchick- You need some help.

Luvpuppy- Speaking of help, I still have your journal, and I'm writing a story in it, and I need some help on writing more...do want to hear what I have so far?

Meanchick- No.

Luvpuppy- Okay, Once upon a time there was a hot chick named Akito...

Meanchick- STOP SAYING MY NAME!!!!!

Luvpuppy- Whatever. Anyway, that hot chick fell in love with a handsome young man named Shigure...

Meanchick- YOUNG?!

Luvpuppy- Awww, don't be so harsh...anyway, Akito said, "No, I love Kureno!" But then Kureno fell off a bridge into the ocean...

Meanchick- WHAT THE HELL?!

Luvpuppy- And no one went to Kureno's funeral, because he was so ugly...

--Boytoy logs on--

Boytoy- Since when am I having a funeral? I'm not dead!

Luvpuppy- Unfortunately.

Boytoy- HEY!

Luvpuppy- Now that Kureno is here the party is ruined!

Meanchick- PARTY?!

Boytoy- Be careful what you say about me Shigure...or else.

Luvpuppy- Ooh, I'm so scared! Chicken boy is on the attack!

Boytoy- I'M A ROOSTER!

Meanchick- You two are hopeless!

--Meanchick logs off--

Luvpuppy- Look what you did Kureno!

--Luvpuppy logs off--

Boytoy- WHAT I DID?!

--Boytoy logs off--

NEXT DAY

--Cheeseman logs on--

Cheeseman- I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.

--Fishfan logs on--

Fishfan- That is cause nobody likes you!

Cheeseman- Watch it...

Fishfan- Okay, okay I'm sorry. Lets make a truce, no more blocking each other from the internet, deal?

Cheeseman- Fine, deal.

Fishfan- HA! LOSER!

--Cheeseman has been blocked from this conversation--

--BubbleDragon logs on--

BubbleDragon- Kyo, Akito wishes for you to come by his office this afternoon.

Fishfan- Great, that's all I need today.

BubbleDragon- Hang in there, and just don't lose your temper and do something stupid!

Fishfan- Yeah, yeah whatever!

--BubbleDragon logs off--

--Onigiri logs on--

Onigiri- Hi Kyo! Where is Yuki?

Fishfan- Who cares?

Onigiri- No really.

Fishfan- I blocked him! ^_^

Onigiri- Why can't we all just talk nicely to each other?

Fishfan- BECAUSE YUKI IS AN ASS!

Onigiri- Kyo...

Fishfan- The only person I want to talk to is you...

--ILOVEKYO logs on--

ILOVEKYO- TOHRU HONDA WILL DIE!!!!!!

Fishfan- Kagura...oh no...

ILOVEKYO- I LOVE YOU KYO!! I WANT YOU!!! YOU CAN MAKE ME ALL YOURS!!! EVEN IF YOU CHEAT ON ME I WILL FORGIVE YOU!! MAAAAARY MEEEEE!!

Fishfan- I don't need this! Not today!

ILOVEKYO- But Kyo don't you love me? DON'T YOU?!

Fishfan- No I don't!

ILOVEKYO- WHAAAAAT?!!

--ILOVEKYO has been disconected from the internet--

Fishfan- YES! ^_^

Onigiri- Oh, Kyo your funny! LOL

Fishfan- I AM THE MAN! ^_^

Onigiri- Heehee! ^_^

Fishfan- Hey Tohru guess what? Yuki is sooooo stupid that he probably wohnbjkkgv

Fishfan- njhgfdsasdfgk124-0986e4hhelp[gstteuijn5 tj mnkjkwa'

Onigiri- What in the world?

Fishfan- Hi Tohru, it's Yuki.

Onigiri- Yuki, did you hurt Kyo?

Fishfan- No, I just shoved him off his computer. If he wants to keep blocking me then I will just come over and use his computer.

Onigiri- Oh...so Yuki what have you been up to? I've been cleaning all day, I've hardly had the chance to talk to you.

Fishfan- Well, earlier isfuqevbthr./df-890

Onigiri- (Sigh) Not again...

Fishfan- Take that Yuki! Hold on Tohru I want to kick him again!

Onigiri- Um...okay...

Fishfan- HA! Anyway, that damn rat thinks he is so smart wellhhhhhher0234534ghghZCZesztL]

Fishfan- Now I'm going to kill him! Stupid Cat-san is going down!

Onigiri- Yuki! Don't be too harsh...

Fishfan- Okay, he is gone now, this is Yuki.

Onigiri- Yuki please stop fighting with Kyo...I love both of you so much, you two are my best friends...

Fishfan- Anything for you Honda-san.

--Luvpuppy logs on--

Luvpuppy- Hi everyone, ooh Tohru and Kyo sitting in a tree! You are soooooo bad! I'm going to telllllllbsgazdhasaRI81WE5456&*

Luvpuppy- YUKI YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!

Fishfan- What is wrong with you Shigure?

Luvpuppy- THIS IS KYO! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!

Fishfan- Fishfan is such a horrible username isn't Honda-san?

Onigiri- Please don't fight...

Fishfan- Good-bye Kyo, I don't want to fight with you, it makes Honda-san upset!

Luvpuppy- NOOOOO!!!!!!

--Luvpuppy has been blocked from this conversation--

Fishfan- HA! that'll show him!

--Luvpuppy logs on--

Luvpuppy- HA! SUCKER! Shigure has block protection!

Fishfan- Damn...

Luvpuppy- (Evil Grin) But my computer doesn't!

--Fishfan has been blocked from this conversation--

Onigiri- Kyo? Yuki? Who am I talking to?

Luvpuppy- It's Kyo. Tohru I hate it when that stupid rat boy hits on you.

Onigiri- Are you jealous of Yuki-kun, Kyo-kun?

Luvpuppy- NO OF COURSE NOT! Well, maybe a little...

Onigiri- Oh my, really?

Luvpuppy- Yeah...

--BubbleDragon logs on--

BubbleDragon- Kyo, Shigure says to get off his computer.

Luvpuppy- Too bad! Yuki kicked me off my computer and now I'm kicking Shigure off his!

BubbleDragon- Shigure says that he has work to do on his computer.

Luvpuppy- YEAH RIGHT! He had logged on right before I took his computer. What is his work, talking to young girls on the internet?

BubbleDragon- He says that is exactly right.

Luvpuppy- SICK!

BubbleDragon- He says if you don't get off right this second, he will send Yuki in to come get you off.

Luvpuppy- HA! I'd like to see the old man try!

BubbleDragon- Yuki is coming your way, and he doesn't seem to be in a good mood.

Luvpuppy- Tohru, I'll see you later! Oh, and I'm still taking you out for dinner tonight.

Onigiri- Okay! ^_^

--Luvpuppy logs off--

BubbleDragon- HA! What a loser! Cats really are stupid!

Onigiri- Hatori?

BubbleDragon- This is Yuki. Hatori went to lunch with Akito so his computer is free! I'm surprised I didn't think of this before!

Onigiri- I had no idea that it was you!

--Luvpuppy logs on--

Luvpuppy- Thanks Yuki, Kyo would just not get off my computer! I owe you one!

BubbleDragon- ONE?! You owe me WAY more than that!

--YankeeThug logs on--

YankeeThug- What up?

Onigiri- ARISA-SAN! ^_^

YankeeThug- Hey, Tohru! What up?

Onigiri- Oh nothing! Yuki and Shigure are online too!

YankeeThug- Okay so which is which?

Onigiri- Yuki is BubbleDragon, and Shigure is Luvpuppy!

Yankee- BUBBLEDRAGON?

BubbleDragon- Uh, don't ask me...I'm on Hatori's computer.

YankeeThug- Uh huh.

BubbleDragon- I AM!

YankeeThug- So where is AngerManagement Boy?

BubbleDragon- Oh, you mean Kyo? Well he was suppose to go eat lunch with Akito and Hatori, but I guess he forgot. He is probably off somewhere being stupid.

YankeeThug- That makes so much sense.

Onigiri- Arisa, I have to go make dinner, you will tell Hanajima I said hello right?

YankeeThug- Of course I will!

BubbleDragon- Bye Honda-san! ^_^

Onigiri- Bye Yuki, bye Arisa! ^_^

--Onigiri logs off--

BubbleDragon- Oh shit! Hatori is here early! See ya Arisa!

YankeeThug- See ya.

--BubbleDragon logs off--

--YankeeThug logs off--

Luvpuppy- WAIT! What about me?

--Angel345 logs on--

Angel345- Hello! ^_^ Me name is Penny and I'm looking for a handsome young man to marry, who is 17, or 18.

Luvpuppy- Why hello there! I'm 18, it's your lucky day! ^_^

--Meanchick logs on--

Meanchick- Cut the crap Shigure! Sorry Angel345 but he is already taken, and FYI he is NOT 18!

Angel345- Awww, too bad. I was looking for somebody to share my millions of dollars with...oh well!

--Angel345 logs off--

Luvpuppy- WAIT! Don't listen to her she is CRAZY! I'm not taken, I'll share your money, and I'm 18! NOOOO!!!!!

Meanchick- PERVERT! That is exactly what you deserve!

--Meanchick logs off--

Luvpuppy- Bitch...

--Meanchick logs on--

Meanchick- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Luvpuppy- Hehe...just kidding...

--Luvpuppy logs off--

Meanchick- Thought so!

--Meanchick logs off--

A/N: Tell me what you think. None of the characters in this story are mine. Only Angel345 is mine (So far. There are a few more made up characters in further chapters). And all of the usernames are mine too.