---
Chapter 4: Kagura Breaks Her Computer
2 HOURS LATER
--Meanchick logs on--
Meanchick- That was a close one. I almost blew my cover...
--Luvpuppy logs on--
Meanchick- Oh no...
Luvpuppy- Hey baby! ^_^
Meanchick- You need some help.
Luvpuppy- Speaking of help, I still have your journal, and I'm writing a story in it, and I need some help on writing more...do want to hear what I have so far?
Meanchick- No.
Luvpuppy- Okay, Once upon a time there was a hot chick named Akito...
Meanchick- STOP SAYING MY NAME!!!!!
Luvpuppy- Whatever. Anyway, that hot chick fell in love with a handsome young man named Shigure...
Meanchick- YOUNG?!
Luvpuppy- Awww, don't be so harsh...anyway, Akito said, "No, I love Kureno!" But then Kureno fell off a bridge into the ocean...
Meanchick- WHAT THE HELL?!
Luvpuppy- And no one went to Kureno's funeral, because he was so ugly...
--Boytoy logs on--
Boytoy- Since when am I having a funeral? I'm not dead!
Luvpuppy- Unfortunately.
Boytoy- HEY!
Luvpuppy- Now that Kureno is here the party is ruined!
Meanchick- PARTY?!
Boytoy- Be careful what you say about me Shigure...or else.
Luvpuppy- Ooh, I'm so scared! Chicken boy is on the attack!
Boytoy- I'M A ROOSTER!
Meanchick- You two are hopeless!
--Meanchick logs off--
Luvpuppy- Look what you did Kureno!
--Luvpuppy logs off--
Boytoy- WHAT I DID?!
--Boytoy logs off--
NEXT DAY
--Cheeseman logs on--
Cheeseman- I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.
--Fishfan logs on--
Fishfan- That is cause nobody likes you!
Cheeseman- Watch it...
Fishfan- Okay, okay I'm sorry. Lets make a truce, no more blocking each other from the internet, deal?
Cheeseman- Fine, deal.
Fishfan- HA! LOSER!
--Cheeseman has been blocked from this conversation--
--BubbleDragon logs on--
BubbleDragon- Kyo, Akito wishes for you to come by his office this afternoon.
Fishfan- Great, that's all I need today.
BubbleDragon- Hang in there, and just don't lose your temper and do something stupid!
Fishfan- Yeah, yeah whatever!
--BubbleDragon logs off--
--Onigiri logs on--
Onigiri- Hi Kyo! Where is Yuki?
Fishfan- Who cares?
Onigiri- No really.
Fishfan- I blocked him! ^_^
Onigiri- Why can't we all just talk nicely to each other?
Fishfan- BECAUSE YUKI IS AN ASS!
Onigiri- Kyo...
Fishfan- The only person I want to talk to is you...
--ILOVEKYO logs on--
ILOVEKYO- TOHRU HONDA WILL DIE!!!!!!
Fishfan- Kagura...oh no...
ILOVEKYO- I LOVE YOU KYO!! I WANT YOU!!! YOU CAN MAKE ME ALL YOURS!!! EVEN IF YOU CHEAT ON ME I WILL FORGIVE YOU!! MAAAAARY MEEEEE!!
Fishfan- I don't need this! Not today!
ILOVEKYO- But Kyo don't you love me? DON'T YOU?!
Fishfan- No I don't!
ILOVEKYO- WHAAAAAT?!!
--ILOVEKYO has been disconected from the internet--
Fishfan- YES! ^_^
Onigiri- Oh, Kyo your funny! LOL
Fishfan- I AM THE MAN! ^_^
Onigiri- Heehee! ^_^
Fishfan- Hey Tohru guess what? Yuki is sooooo stupid that he probably wohnbjkkgv
Fishfan- njhgfdsasdfgk124-0986e4hhelp[gstteuijn5 tj mnkjkwa'
Onigiri- What in the world?
Fishfan- Hi Tohru, it's Yuki.
Onigiri- Yuki, did you hurt Kyo?
Fishfan- No, I just shoved him off his computer. If he wants to keep blocking me then I will just come over and use his computer.
Onigiri- Oh...so Yuki what have you been up to? I've been cleaning all day, I've hardly had the chance to talk to you.
Fishfan- Well, earlier isfuqevbthr./df-890
Onigiri- (Sigh) Not again...
Fishfan- Take that Yuki! Hold on Tohru I want to kick him again!
Onigiri- Um...okay...
Fishfan- HA! Anyway, that damn rat thinks he is so smart wellhhhhhher0234534ghghZCZesztL]
Fishfan- Now I'm going to kill him! Stupid Cat-san is going down!
Onigiri- Yuki! Don't be too harsh...
Fishfan- Okay, he is gone now, this is Yuki.
Onigiri- Yuki please stop fighting with Kyo...I love both of you so much, you two are my best friends...
Fishfan- Anything for you Honda-san.
--Luvpuppy logs on--
Luvpuppy- Hi everyone, ooh Tohru and Kyo sitting in a tree! You are soooooo bad! I'm going to telllllllbsgazdhasaRI81WE5456&*
Luvpuppy- YUKI YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!!
Fishfan- What is wrong with you Shigure?
Luvpuppy- THIS IS KYO! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!
Fishfan- Fishfan is such a horrible username isn't Honda-san?
Onigiri- Please don't fight...
Fishfan- Good-bye Kyo, I don't want to fight with you, it makes Honda-san upset!
Luvpuppy- NOOOOO!!!!!!
--Luvpuppy has been blocked from this conversation--
Fishfan- HA! that'll show him!
--Luvpuppy logs on--
Luvpuppy- HA! SUCKER! Shigure has block protection!
Fishfan- Damn...
Luvpuppy- (Evil Grin) But my computer doesn't!
--Fishfan has been blocked from this conversation--
Onigiri- Kyo? Yuki? Who am I talking to?
Luvpuppy- It's Kyo. Tohru I hate it when that stupid rat boy hits on you.
Onigiri- Are you jealous of Yuki-kun, Kyo-kun?
Luvpuppy- NO OF COURSE NOT! Well, maybe a little...
Onigiri- Oh my, really?
Luvpuppy- Yeah...
--BubbleDragon logs on--
BubbleDragon- Kyo, Shigure says to get off his computer.
Luvpuppy- Too bad! Yuki kicked me off my computer and now I'm kicking Shigure off his!
BubbleDragon- Shigure says that he has work to do on his computer.
Luvpuppy- YEAH RIGHT! He had logged on right before I took his computer. What is his work, talking to young girls on the internet?
BubbleDragon- He says that is exactly right.
Luvpuppy- SICK!
BubbleDragon- He says if you don't get off right this second, he will send Yuki in to come get you off.
Luvpuppy- HA! I'd like to see the old man try!
BubbleDragon- Yuki is coming your way, and he doesn't seem to be in a good mood.
Luvpuppy- Tohru, I'll see you later! Oh, and I'm still taking you out for dinner tonight.
Onigiri- Okay! ^_^
--Luvpuppy logs off--
BubbleDragon- HA! What a loser! Cats really are stupid!
Onigiri- Hatori?
BubbleDragon- This is Yuki. Hatori went to lunch with Akito so his computer is free! I'm surprised I didn't think of this before!
Onigiri- I had no idea that it was you!
--Luvpuppy logs on--
Luvpuppy- Thanks Yuki, Kyo would just not get off my computer! I owe you one!
BubbleDragon- ONE?! You owe me WAY more than that!
--YankeeThug logs on--
YankeeThug- What up?
Onigiri- ARISA-SAN! ^_^
YankeeThug- Hey, Tohru! What up?
Onigiri- Oh nothing! Yuki and Shigure are online too!
YankeeThug- Okay so which is which?
Onigiri- Yuki is BubbleDragon, and Shigure is Luvpuppy!
Yankee- BUBBLEDRAGON?
BubbleDragon- Uh, don't ask me...I'm on Hatori's computer.
YankeeThug- Uh huh.
BubbleDragon- I AM!
YankeeThug- So where is AngerManagement Boy?
BubbleDragon- Oh, you mean Kyo? Well he was suppose to go eat lunch with Akito and Hatori, but I guess he forgot. He is probably off somewhere being stupid.
YankeeThug- That makes so much sense.
Onigiri- Arisa, I have to go make dinner, you will tell Hanajima I said hello right?
YankeeThug- Of course I will!
BubbleDragon- Bye Honda-san! ^_^
Onigiri- Bye Yuki, bye Arisa! ^_^
--Onigiri logs off--
BubbleDragon- Oh shit! Hatori is here early! See ya Arisa!
YankeeThug- See ya.
--BubbleDragon logs off--
--YankeeThug logs off--
Luvpuppy- WAIT! What about me?
--Angel345 logs on--
Angel345- Hello! ^_^ Me name is Penny and I'm looking for a handsome young man to marry, who is 17, or 18.
Luvpuppy- Why hello there! I'm 18, it's your lucky day! ^_^
--Meanchick logs on--
Meanchick- Cut the crap Shigure! Sorry Angel345 but he is already taken, and FYI he is NOT 18!
Angel345- Awww, too bad. I was looking for somebody to share my millions of dollars with...oh well!
--Angel345 logs off--
Luvpuppy- WAIT! Don't listen to her she is CRAZY! I'm not taken, I'll share your money, and I'm 18! NOOOO!!!!!
Meanchick- PERVERT! That is exactly what you deserve!
--Meanchick logs off--
Luvpuppy- Bitch...
--Meanchick logs on--
Meanchick- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Luvpuppy- Hehe...just kidding...
--Luvpuppy logs off--
Meanchick- Thought so!
--Meanchick logs off--
A/N: Tell me what you think. None of the characters in this story are mine. Only Angel345 is mine (So far. There are a few more made up characters in further chapters). And all of the usernames are mine too.
