Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Aw right! My resurrection (sort of) is coming along really smoothly! Now I'll be able to continue (and eventually complete) what I originally wanted to do all the way back in 2006 (when I was a lot stupider and an inferior sophomore)! Anyway, I got nothing to say to compliment on this new chapter of a good fanfic from way back in my idiot days on fanfiction Net, but for new readers and those who have enjoyed this fanfic, enjoy the new resurrection of Godzilla and Anguirus's random Quest, whether it be short or long! Toodles!

Fanfiction Board of Announcements: Due to the stupidity of the jokes and puns used in this chapter, there will be no reference to Sony or Microsoft. We apologize greatly for this inconvenience.


Last time, on Mario and Luigi's idiotic Quest... wait a minute, mario and Luigi aren't even in this... CUT!!

TAKE 2

Last time on Godzilla and Anguirus's Random Quest... King Ghidorah encountered his deadly, mechanical counterpart! What will happen? Who will win? And what became of Godzilla and Anguirus, the true stars of this pathetic fanfiction! Find out... now!


"Why doesn't Godzilla send me any letters anymore?" Jet Jaguar said to himself as he sighed, his mailbox filled with nothing but hate mail, and not on letter from his good friend Godzilla.


King Ghidorah merely blinked as he turned his head to the right, confused by Mecha King Ghidorah's earlier proclamation. "...Whut?" He dumbly responded, his left head laughing like a redneck.

Mecha King Ghidorah fumed, feeling greatly insulted. "How dare you insult my pride. YOU MUST DIE!!" And thus, prompted an explosion, causing Mecha King Ghidorah to sacrifice himself as King Ghidorah was sent several miles into the air, falling in the horizon, screaming the famously beloved Goofy holler.

"Eeeeeeeiiiihooohoooohooohoooooieeeee!!"


Godzilla yawned loudly as he looked at his watch. He let out a bored sigh as Rhedosaurus entered into the room, grinning. Godzilla looked up, and he sighed, walking towards Rhedosaurus.

"Hey Rhedo, anything interesting having one on in the last months?" Godzilla asked, seemingly breaking the fourth wall.

Rhedosaurus merely grinned, tapping his fingers together. "Well, Mothra entered that pie contest, and she hasn't been heard of or seen ever since. Your pals have all been banished to the swamplands. And speaking of which..." He took out a needle, grinning like a maniac. "I have the PERFECT thing for you."

Godzilla raised his right eyebrow (wait a minute, he doesn't even have any fur-related features!), wondering what Rhedosaurus meant. "And may I ask what is so special about a needle?"

PLOMP!! Rhedosaurus stuck the needle into Godzilla's neck, and after two seconds, took it out, cackling evilly. Godzilla rubbed the back of his head, coughing as he felt that Rhedosaurus wasted any good effort.

"Uhh, Rhedo, you all right?" Godzilla asked as he moaned, his head feeling dizzy. Godzilla fell on the ground, rubbing his head as he moaned in pain. "Ourgh... what the heck... why am I feeling woozy...?"

Rhedosaurus grinned, glancing right at Godzilla, eye to eye. "Oh ho, my dear cousin, I have injected you the Idiot Needle, and it will soon consume you into the one thing you'd NEVER want to be!"

Godzilla simply gave Rhedosaurus a cold stare. "And, may I ask, just WHAT is that particular thing?" However, it was then that Godzilla started to take a weird shape, and in a matter of minutes, transformed into... "WHAT!? YOU TURNED ME INTO PEPPY HARE FROM STAR FOX!?"

Rhedosaurus laughed his head off, feeling almighty and powerful. "Ha! Ha ha! Enjoy doing endless amounts of barrel rolls inside your cell, Godzilla Hare, because that's the only thing you'll EVER do for the rest of your life!" He continued laughing like an evil genius as he left, while Godzilla shrugged and started doing barrel rolls against the wall, hurting his head as he continuously did a barrel roll, even shouting the infamous phrase. And yet he didn't even yelp.

It's as if old Godzilla, in a now mortal form of a hilarious but old and frail rabbit, felt nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

NOTHING AT ALL.

"Stupid Sexy Flanders!" Godzilla muttered under his breath after breaking the fourth wall, adding on, "What's next? As a super secret attack in the end, I get a landmaster!?"


Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, Masahiro Sakurai can be heard laughing as he reads the following fanfic, feeling honored to have been mentioned.

The people reading this fanfiction who understood the joke applauded, and then were shot by Gorgo.