Sometimes I forget how weird my life is, or second life? In the long run it doesn't really matter, but sometimes I am reminded of how weird it is, and I mean really weird. While I am very aware of the strange way Edward and I got our happy ever after, it is very unnerving to watch your daughter and the boy you thought you were in love with less than 30 years ago kissing at the alter, its a whole different story finding them somewhere else.
I know that school is important to humans, but having been to school a total of nine times in my life I am starting to realise how very dull it is. I'm not really sure how the others have managed to sit through all of these classes over and over again for the past 70 years. Standing at my locker, wondering why I was again required to 'learn' algebra, when I heard them coming up the hall.
Now given the fact that I was supposed to be in class as well but wasn't, I can't be too angry with them but that's besides the fact. I heard the unmistakable giggles of my daughter coming from a classroom down the hall, I looked up, finding the door slightly opened, and decided to go see what was happening.
Looking through the window of the classroom I saw Jacob Black with his hand under my daughter's shirt and his lips locked on Renesemes. I wasn't really sure what to do too be honest. The image I had just seen was not something i ever wanted to see again, and they hadn't noticed i was there so I backed away quietly until I heard Nessie speak.
"We really shouldn't be skipping Biology Jake"
"I'm having my own private class right now!" came jacobs reply "see this is neck, this is the ear, and these are the lips"
After that I just decided it would be best if I didn't have to hear anymore and left as quickly as possible. I meet Edward by the cars so we could head home and I was again very glad that he wasn't able to read my mind.
"Are you okay?" he asked nervously, trying to figure out why i had a look of disgust on my face.
"Trust me babe, you don't want to know." and with that I got into the car and we headed towards the house, looking for some alone time of our own...
That afternoon as everyone was coming home and hanging out in the living room I just knew I had to make Nessie and Jacob embarrassed, because Edward and i were finally not the major targets for newlywed jokes.
"So Carlisle!" I said, and he looked up from the conversation he was having with Esme about where she wanted to go next live. "Jacob was telling me today about how interested he was in what they were learning about in Biology class!"
I saw Jacob flash a questioning look at me. "He was talking about Anatomy and how fascinating he finds it!" Jakes face dropped and Nessie turned bright red and hid her face behind his shoulder.
Carlisle, never one to pick to much fun at his children just smiled, however, not before saying, "I'm sure he was very interested! Jacob, I'm sure if you really want to know more Renesmee would be happy to explain it all to you." he received a slap on the shoulder from his wife who was having a hard time keeping a straight face as well.
Even Edward managed to crack a smile at the discomfort of the young couple. "I'm in your Bio class Jacob!" he said with a smirk, "We're talking about stem cell research! But then again, I guess you would have had too of come to class today too have known that, wouldn't you." It wasn't really a question, more of a statement, which just increased the level of laughter in the living room.
