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chadpay.

(part four of "like seriously?")

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"Evans, here's your hideously pink iPod. You left it at my house."

"My iPod is not hideous!"

"Yeah it is, it looks like a glitter gun attacked it."

"There are Swarovski crystals on this iPod, thank you very much, that I paid very good money for."

"I paid good money for your birthday present and I don't see you carrying that around."

"Yes, but your birthday present to me was dog food."

"Your point?"

"What use do I have for dog food, Danforth?"

"Eat it, of course. You are a Sharpay."

"The breed of dog is spelled with an i and not a y, and I don't look like dog, nor do I act like – wait a minute."

"Yes?"

"Was my birthday present a reason to call me a female dog?"

"Ha, no, I just thought it would be funny to get you dog food."

"It wasn't funny."

"I thought it was hilarious."

"You would."

"So what songs do you have on your iPod, Evans?"

"Oh, you know the – GIVE IT BACK!"

"Oooh, what's this, Sharpay has...I Want Candy by Aaron Carter? Ohh, this is great."

"Danforth, give it back NOW!!"

"Calm down, Princess. Hm, who's the Corbin Bleu guy? Why does he have a song called Push It To The Limit?

"Don't listen to that!"

"..."

"Danforth, please, put the headphones down now and I won't have to kick your sorry rear from here to Phoenix."

"...Wow, Evans. This guy has some serious issues. I wonder if this song is about him and girl girl getting it-"

"JULIUS. CHADWARD. DANFORTH. Gimme the freaking iPod now or so help me God I'll go to Principal Matsui and tell him that you were the one who de-pantsed Darbus."

"You wouldn't."

"Try me, Danforth, try me."

"Okay, okay, here's the iPod – hey, what's this? Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire?"

"...I can explain that..."

"I don't want to know."

"But-"

"DON'T want to know."

"Let me see your iPod, Danforth."

"Okay, fine, here."

"..."

"You see, Evans, I have no stupid songs-"

"Cuppycake? You have the cuppycake song?"

"...Um, no?"

"You're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie!"

"Evans, shut up, my sister put that on there."

"You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, you're the apple of my eye!"

"..."

"And I love you so, and I want you to know that I'll always be right here..."

"Shar, what's the matter?"

"Nothing, this song just reminds me of someone I know."

"Really?"

"Who?"

"You."

"..."

"..."

"And I love to sing sweet songs to you, because you are so dear, Shar."

"Chad, nobody finds out about this, right?"

"Scout's honor."

"Good. Now come on, Cuppycake, I think it's time that you buy me a new birthday present."

"Oh. Joy."

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This one's not funny, but I just felt like writing some sort of playful, sweet Chadpay fluff instead of them being cruel to each other.

Please review with something more than "so cute!" or "i loved it"...Chadpay is so much more!!