Dear Most Recent Guest,

This story is a parody of my other story A Moron In A LLab coat Is Still A Moron, and a joke.

I thought I had made the fact it was a joke clear enough. Apparently, I did not.

In fact, I thought I'd set this story to Complete, apparently, I forgot that as well.

To those very few of you who will get mad at this Author's note:

My policy is generally to reply to every review I get via Private Messaging. Unfortunately, this guest was a guest, and I could not. It is very frustrating when people leave guest reviews as I feel obliged to respond to them.

-CheezyPortalFan's sanity.