"Ha ha! I'm here to try to destroy you again!" Eggman claimed, bringing his entire robot army with him while Sonic and his friends were relaxing on the island.
"No thanks, Egghead. I'm tired today." Sonic stated, getting up and storming back to the hut,
"Fine. Another day then." Eggman groaned, taking his Egg Mobile and his robot army back to his evil lair.
"Sonic, wait! You forgot your ass!" Amy claimed, running after him.
"Did she just say that Sonic forgot his ass?" Tails rubbed his head.
"No she didn't." Sticks scoffed.
"Actually, she did." Fastidious Beaver stated.
"Why would she say that?" Knuckles asked.
"Actually, why wouldn't she say that." Fastidious added.
Sticks scoffed again. "Don't you have anything better to do than annoy us?"
"Actually, I don't. I'm actually just here until I get my own fanfic. Actually, that might happen sometime."
"Knuckles look over to Sonic's chair, shocked to see Sonic literal ass on it, but didn't say anything as he whistled nervously, the others looking oddly at him.
"What, Knuckles?" Tails asked.
Knuckles rolled his eyes away from Sonic's chair. "Nothing." Then he looked back, seeing that Sonic's ass was gone. "See? Nothing."
"Whatever you say, Buffles!" Sticks chuckled.
Fastidious lifted his finger. "Actually, his name is-"
"Shut up!" Sticks snapped.
