Episode 4 - How I Met Your Dino
Disclaimer- I do not own Total Drama or any of its characters, primarily Chris and Chef. The contestants you see here are all mine though and the concept is...eh. The right to claim who's concept about dinosaurs roaming a Total Drama is a 'I don't know' subject. All rights are reserved for Teletoon, Cartoon Network, Fresh TV, and others associated with this show.
Note - A little update on what I mentioned about the Alter-Rama Series. I decided to not go in order for it, so the series won't start with the events of Total Drama Island. It'll still be the first season, but it won't necessarily be the first in the series, just the first in the timeline. If that makes sense. I am currently working on Total Drama Pahkitew Alter-Island, which will include the 3rd generation contestants plus 14 OCs competing on Pahkitew Island. After all, this specific Series is going to have to rely on Pahkitew Island, cause that season is really...really important. ;)
With that said, on we go with the show!
Day 4 - An Episode Starring Special Guest, Mr. DNA!
Last time on Total Drama Jurassic Island...
It was another camping trip! This time, in dinosaur-infested woods.
Pacci revealed a little fact about her that might just seem meaningless story-wise. She's a lesbian. Which might be something for her fans to gobble down in. Tyran on the other hand is continuously placing himself as a target by his constant bullying on Cosgo.
Ivanko is continuously putting himself in a good position thanks to his protective nature as seen with Chef incident. Now enough of what came before the challenge, let's start talking about what happened during the challenge.
For one, Pacci and Tryker's little rivalrie against one another took to the heat. Sophie became depressed. And Staggs started freaking out over...water?
As for the Carnivores, Tyran became target number one when he let out a gruesome sexist comment against the gals. It was so bad, he really deserved that knee to the crotch.
The Herbivores proved that they suck in the outdoors. They bumped into two carnivorous dinosaurs, almost drowned via river rapids, but luckily they got to relive a scene in that one dinosaur movie or something.
The Carnivores proved that they can survive in the outdoors...until Tyran's buddy the Velociraptor...which we need a fan name for...messed everything up.
Gallum revealed that he is crushing on Ally. Cosgo revealed he has an immortal fear of bugs. And Dakota revealed how to turn people on...please cut that out.
Yeah, Dakota managed to seduce Tyran into an alliance, which probably shouldn't have happened in the first place. Especially since Terra and Spyne were watching the whole thing. And lucky for Dakota, Spyne was nice enough to not tell anyone about her villainous deeds and Terra...got mauled by a dinosaur.
Like a contestant from some canon alternate universe. Meh. In the end, it was between Tyran and the injured Terra and unsurprisingly, Terra was the next to roll down the Prehistoric Dock of Shame. Oh and I sent four of my interns on a trip to catch some monster so if you're wondering why only Noah, Owen, and Tyler are here, there you go.
So will Albert, Edison, Leon, and Steven succeed in catching the monster?
Will Tyran continue to get far...especially since every living thing on this island seems to hate him?
And what is Spyne's game plan? I swear, his game plan keeps changing.
Find out, right now on...
TOTAL
DRAMA
JURASSIC
ISLAND!
(Lights and cameras pop out from different locations. One light from popping out. Another light popping out from a prehistoric bush. A camera popping out from a nest with five little baby winged dinosaurs. Another camera popping out from a crowd of tiny Compsognathus. Then a camera starts moving past the docks and past Chris McLean and interns Albert, Edison, Leon, Noah, Owen, Steven, and Tyler who are being chased by a giant unknown dinosaur)
Ooh ooga booga! Ooh! Hoogie boogie hooga!
[Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine]
(Camera travels up a cliff and down to the water where Cosgo finds himself swimming around. As soon as he turns around, a giant long-necked sea monster bares its sharp teeth as Cosgo desperately swims up in fear)
Ooh ooh ooh ogga hoo!
[You guys are on my mind]
(Camera floats to the top where Ally and Gallum row on a raft. Ally is holding a small winged dinosaur baby looking a bit annoyed as Cosgo floats up the top with a sigh. Immediately, a giant winged dinosaur grabs Gallum and swoops up in the air as Ally looks in shock)
Ooh ah oh ooh ah ooga oh oh ah ooh hooga hoo oh hoo!
[You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see]
(Camera goes into the woods where Tryker is practicing his boxing moves until Gallum falls on top of him. Gallum has been let go of the winged dinosaur, and soon Valora comes into view and steals Tryker's wallet before running the other way)
Oooh booga boo oogieboogie!
[I wanna be famous]
(She bumps into a Carnotaurus that roars and chases after her...back to where Gallum and Tryker were, who get up instantly and run alongside each other)
Ooh ooga booga oh ooh ha!
[I wanna live close to the sun]
(Sora and Staggs try to paddle away from a giant waterfall. Staggs is paddling in the wrong direction and as a result, the two are sent down the waterfall)
Oh ooh ha ooh ah ooga boo ooh!
[So pack your bags I already won]
(Lucky for Sora and only Sora, she lands in Spyne's arms who was sitting on a log by himself)
Ooga booga ooh boog ooga boo oh ooh. Ooga booga ooh boo!
[Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day]
(Sora blushes as a giant prehistoric crocodile lunges at them, causing them to drop off the log. Camera pans over to Tyran, leaning on a tree, who is nearby laughing at what just happened before a blue Velociraptor leaps out and causes Tyran to run off in fear. The Velociraptor gives chase)
Ooh oooh booga boo oogieboogie!
[Cause I wanna be famous]
(Pan the camera to the cafeteria, where Chef is concocting unhealthy and disgusting foods. The food he makes blows up in his face as the camera pans over to Ivanko and Ceres. Ceres is laughing her head off as Ivanko looks at her strangely. Immediately, Chef throws a spoon at Ceres, but it misses and hits Ivanko in the head)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na]
(Pan the camera back outside to see Pacci and Sophie fighting a giant unknown dinosaur. And by fighting, I mean defending themselves from the giant unknown dinosaur. Pan the camera to the right and one can see Archia painting the scene in front of her as a Dilophosaurus peeks its head through the painting, making Archia jump. Dil runs by and holds his glass veil filled with black venom, waving it around near the dinosaur. Archia just looks confused at what he is doing)
Ooh booga boo ooh booga boo ooh booga boo oogieboogie!
[I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous]
(Pan the camera to the right once more and one can see a random cavewoman picking her nose. Pan the camera the right once more and a man, with his back turned, walks off the screen to show Terra with a finished jetpack)
Ooh booga boo ooh booga boo ooh booga boo oogieboogie!
[I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous]
(Terra presses a button as she starts flying into the air with a happy smile on her face. Now it has become nighttime at the Campfire)
(grunting tune)
(Camera pans down to Dakota, flirting at Bronx, who the latter is blushing intensely. Then pan out to see the rest of the cast sitting at the Campfire)
(Total Drama Jurassic Island)
It was a beautiful day. Sunlight hit some prehistoric plants. And those prehistoric plants adapted accordingly to photosynthesis.
But what was more beautiful was a flock of dinosaurs, roaming around minding their own business.
Unless one counts the Velociraptor chasing Tyran.
Here we go.
"Damn it!" Tyran screamed as the Velociraptor hissed and gained more momentum during it's sprint toward Tyran the prey.
The chase had gone on for quite a while. Tyran's legs became tired and the Velociraptor was gaining faster and faster towards the so-proclaimed king of juvie.
"Stop chasing me you giant bigoted lizard!" Tyran yelled with a hard pant.
The raptor did not heed. In fact, it just gained more speed.
Tyran screamed as he ran. He wasn't gonna die to some not-so-extinct reptile. He wasn't!
(Cafeteria)
As the contestants ate at the cafeteria glumly, the Carnivores gave a notable sigh, especially Valora.
"Something wrong Valora?" Dakota asked Valora.
"I just kinda miss Terra you know?" Valora asked. "Sure it's only been like 3 days or something but still, she was like a friend of mine."
"I know how you feel," Dakota nodded. "But this is a show where anyone can get eliminated. So all you can do is just survive in her memory."
Valora gave a nod in agreement to that.
Confessional: Valora X Terra might end up being a cute ship...
Dakota: And by 'anyone', I mean anyone but me.
"Oh man, those beans were sure delicious!" Tryker grinned. "So delicious, I think it filled me up for the whole day!"
He spoke this sentence...abnormally loud. Loud enough for Ally to hear.
She sat next to Cosgo, Dil, and Gallum who turned to Tryker in confusion.
"Did you choke on them?" Ally asked Tryker. "Because I honestly hoped you did!"
"If I choked, Ivanko would be there to help me!" Tryker grinned. "What muscle do you got? Oh yeah, that Tyran guy!"
"Speaking of Tyran, where is he?" Gallum asked the group.
"At least Ivanko has more muscles than you will ever had," Ally smirked back at Tryker, ignoring Gallum's question.
Tryker went silent before growling.
"Say that again, I dare ya!" Tryker yelled.
"Please, I'll say it when you actually get intimidating," Ally gave a satisfied victorious smirk.
Tryker immediately turned angry. Tryker broke his tray in half because of this anger as Cosgo, Dil, and Gallum looked at Ally's victorious pose: Just her smirking gallantly as she crossed her arms.
Confessional: And who says you shouldn't poke fun at people with anger issues?
Gallum: (impressed and smiling) How can you not like a girl who can talk back to a guy who looks like he can kill if you mess with him? Maybe it's not a good trait now that I think about it...but seriously. Ally is awesome!
Ally: It's times like this that I really like how I converse with other people. Seriously, social problems mom? You're just delusional (crosses her arms)
"Tryker, you really need to calm down," Sora told Tryker.
She was currently sitting in the same table as her other teammates which included the child-minded Staggs, protective Ivanko, devilish Ceres, artistic Archia, rebellious Pacci, and wilderness expert Sophie.
"I. Am. Calm," Tryker gritted his teeth.
"Um, no, you're not," Pacci remarked. "You're just failing at keeping calm."
"Now...is not the time," Tryker growled at Pacci.
"Enough you two," Ivanko crossed his arms. "If you two continue to fight, we will surely lose more challenges."
"Ivanko is right," Sora nodded. "We lost Bronx, we can't lose another."
Sora took out a pearl. The pearl that supposedly can be used to protect her from danger.
"And with what happened to Terra yesterday," Sora gave a gulp.
"Now that I agree," Ceres nodded. "Getting mauled by a dinosaur? Brutal."
"Hold the phone, Ceres is actually here," Tryker blinked. "At the table. Without getting into Chef's kitchen. For once?"
"Oh, I already went in there," Ceres chuckled.
"You what?" Ivanko blinked in surprise.
"And what did you do?" Archia asked.
"This and that," Ceres gave an innocent smile.
"What the...why does this..." Valora's stomach began to grumble before she darted directly toward the Confessional outhouse. The sounds of explosive diarrhea could be heard.
"You drugged our food?!" Pacci was wide-eyed. "Man...you're good."
"Staggs don't want to die!" Staggs blurted out.
"It's okay Staggs," Sora patted Staggs on the head. "The drugs won't hurt us. It'll just make us go to the bathroom...like really badly."
"Why aren't any of us feeling the tummy grumbles?" Pacci asked.
"That's cause I only drugged one," Ceres smiled. "I wanted to see who fate would choose and it chose someone on the other team! Fates on our side!"
"Ceres, you are hurting innocent people," Ivanko shook his head. "You must stop with your actions."
"And where the heck did you get those drugs?" Tryker asked.
"Chef's kitchen, where else?" Ceres shrugged with a devious smile.
The group got silent.
"Well, Chef's kitchen seems to be a brilliant place for adventure," Sophie smiled.
Confessional: Chef's kitchen is the secret Bridge to Terabithia.
Chef: Why that little punk. I'm going to start booby-trapping my own kitchen now!
Ceres: Chef makes it too easy sometimes. (giggles)
Ally stood up and went to throw her trash away as Cosgo leaned toward Gallum.
"So when are you and Ally going to kiss?" Cosgo asked.
"Whaaat?" Gallum was wide-eyed as he looked at Cosgo as he began to chuckle sheepishly. "What do you mean? Me and Ally? Ha. No way. We aren't even dating yet!"
"Dude, it's obvious you got eyes on Ally," Dil told Gallum. "Even Cosgo found out. Though he's asking the wrong question."
"Wait, so you don't kiss when you're in love?" Cosgo asked, confused.
"You do, just not right now," Dil raised an eyebrow at Cosgo. "Love is like a science project. You need to get the procedures right."
"Aw man, science project," Cosgo looked down. "They're just so boring."
"When you're fascinated with all things poisonous and venomous, it really isn't," Dil gave a blank face.
"So what are the procedures?" Gallum asked Dil.
"One, you got to know the girl," Dil told Gallum. "Talk to her, hang out."
"Uh-huh, yeah," Gallum nodded.
"Two, you got to find the signs that she is even attracted to you," Dil told Gallum. "You ask her out when you knowingly know she's not interested, you'll find yourself drinking at a bar."
"Signs , drinking at bar, got it," Gallum nodded.
"When you do see the signs that she does have interest in you, ask her out," Dil told Gallum. "And pray she says, 'yes'."
"Okay, pray," Gallum nodded.
"And then after dates and dates and seeing that you two have the best attraction or something, you may kiss," Dil said.
"Kiss," Gallum smiled. "Got it!"
"Wow, maybe I can use these procedures to get a girl of my own!" Cosgo smiled brightly.
"See if Gallum succeeds, then use it," Dil told Cosgo.
"I'll be honest with you here," Gallum began. "...I couldn't remember all of it. Mind writing it down on a piece of paper or something?"
"You'll do fine indeed," Dil sighed to himself.
(Pahkitew Island)
Albert, Edison, Leon, Steven, and Terra saw the island straight ahead. The boat continued to move forward
"Wow, Pahkitew Island," Steven blinked. "It's a lot...bigger than I expected."
"It'll take me a while to calculate the square miles of the island," Edison blinked.
"Who cares about the square miles?" Leon said. "What's that over there?"
What they would see is a campsite full of men.
Most notably, a grim looking man in his possible 40s was there with a beige fedora, beige vest, grayish-white shorts, white socks, hunting boots, and a light blue-button up. He stood with a hunting rifle, watching the boat arrive to its destination.
"Who's that Robert Muldoon looking guy?" Leon asked.
"Beats me," Albert shrugged as the boat stopped. He looked at Leon. "Who's Robert Muldoon?"
"So this is probably where we're getting off," Steven said. "See you later Terra."
"Goodbye Terra," Edison nodded at Terra, who was still stuck in her wheelchair.
Albert, Edison, Leon, and Steven got off the boat and looked at the grim looking man. The boat had departed as the man examined the four boys.
"Where's your hunting gear?" the man spoke in a British accent.
"We were supposed to bring hunting gear?" Albert blinked.
"Bloody hell," the man shook his head. "I have to work with teenagers now? Is that right?"
"We're actually nearing the age of adults," Edison told the man.
"Teenage years have long gone," Steven nodded.
"Well then, guess this experience will help you evolve fully into adults now," the man grimly said. "My name is Velox Hunt. Expertise in all things hunting. I suppose Mr. McLean has alerted you of my presence."
"Um...no," Steven blinked.
"He hasn't mentioned zip about ya," Leon blinked.
"First time we ever heard that Chris hired you to be here," Albert stated.
"Bloody Canadian devil!" Velox cursed. "That man is a slob in his work!"
"I know right?" Edison nodded in agreement.
Pahkitew Confessional: What the? A Pahkitew Confessional?
Leon: Whoa, didn't know there was a Pahkitew Confessional. That's pretty cool actually. Ahem, so Velox Hunt. Pretty cool guy I guess. Still, I think he's probably Robert Muldoon. He has to be!
"So you say you're a hunter right Mr. Hunt?" Edison asked Velox. "What is it that you hunt?"
"Anything that can kill," Velox replied. "Lions, sharks, bears...the lot of them."
"A guy like that should've been mentioned in magazines or something," Edison whispered to Steven. "But I've never heard of him."
"Maybe he's not an actual hunter?" Steven replied to Edison in a whisper.
Edison narrowed his eyes at Velox. He began to think.
(Cafeteria)
Back at the Cafeteria, Chris had appeared before the contestants with a grin on his face. With him was of course his three other interns, Noah, Owen, and Tyler.
"Hmm, let's do a roll call..." Chris began to count the number of contestants who just raised an eyebrow at him. "...Alright, we're missing one person."
Tyran ran into the Cafeteria covered in leaves.
"Welcome Tyran," Chris said. "Glad you could join us."
The Velociraptor that chased Tyran leaped out into the Cafeteria with pure hatred directed toward the juvie king..
"You too Mr. Velociraptor," Chris noted.
"Are you not going to do anything to help me against this thing?!" Tyran screamed as the other contestants stood far from Tyran and the Velociraptor.
"Chef!" Chris called out.
Chef immediately appeared with a tranquilizer gun and shot the Velociraptor several times...before it collapsed unconscious.
Chef then carried the dinosaur off somewhere far around the island.
"At this rate Tyran, you're gonna need some dinosaur repellant," Chris snickered.
"Oh shut the f*ck up," Tyran frowned.
Chris frowned back and cleared his throat.
"Now, gather around in your teams," Chris ordered. Immediately, the Herbivores stood together and glanced at the Carnivores. "As you can see Herbivores, last night the Carnivores booted Terra off the island."
"Yes, I don't see anyone covered in bandages or sitting on a wheelchair," Pacci retorted sarcastically.
"But poor Terra, she didn't deserve to go out the way she did," Sora noted.
"Amen to that," Tryker nodded.
"Now, enough talking about Terra," Chris said. "She's gone. What's done is done. In fact, she's on her way to a hospital right now so you can all just relax...especially you Ivanko."
"But I could've protected her," Ivanko mumbled.
"Again, you protect us and only us," Pacci frowned at Ivanko.
"Anyway," Chris clapped his hands. "It's time to announce your next challenge!"
Immediately, someone's stomach rumbled a very bad sound. The sound that instantly suggested someone was gonna blow. That was someone was of course Valora.
"Ohh man, can't we do a challenge tomorrow?" Valora groaned. "My stomach feels...oh crap..."
Valora hurried off into the Confessional once more as Chris cringed.
"Guess Valora's gonna need someone to tell her what to do," Chris noted.
Dakota took this into consideration with a hidden smirk.
"Now, as for the next challenge," Chris began. "You'll be placed into a laboratory."
"A laboratory?" Dil immediately looked interested. "Are we messing with poison today?!"
"Maybe," Chris grinned. "Depends if you want your dinosaur to have poisonous abilitiies."
"What does he mean by 'your dinosaur'?" Spyne asked.
"Isn't it obvious?" Chris grinned. "You're next challenge is to create your very own dinosaur!"
"Ooh, now that's a great challenge idea," Tryker grinned.
"Of course, it's not a dinosaur challenge without some rules," Chris said. "And it's pretty simple. Herbivores, you have to make a dinosaur that eats plants and Carnivores, you have to make a dinosaur that eats meat."
"There goes my idea of having a Pacci-Eating Dinosaur," Tryker grunted.
"Man, what will take to make a dinosaur that can shave Tryker's ugly hairstyle?" Pacci growled.
"You're one to talk Nearly Baldy," Tryker growled at Pacci.
"At least my hairstyle doesn't look like a Christmas tree," Pacci frowned.
"Oh you're really asking it now!" Tryker growled again.
"Tryker and Pacci...please," Chris frowned. "As much as I would enjoy your fights, right now is not the time."
Tryker and Pacci glared at one another and turned away, crossing their arms.
"Anyway, once you get to the laboratories, you can watch a short presentation starring a little classy cartoon character that was funded to me for the season by a man named Ambrose Sapp," Chris said.
"Who?" Sophie asked.
"Ambrose Sapp," Chris repeated. "Old man. Carries a cane with a mosquito encased in like maple syrup or something."
"Sounds oddly familiar," Ally remarked.
"Does it?" Chris asked looking at Noah, Owen, and Tyler.
"Don't look at me, Leon's the guy who catches all the references," Noah said. "Or at least when he's paying attention."
"I really want some maple syrup," Owen noted.
"...Interns, would you care to take our contestants to the laboratories where I will explain more?" Chris asked.
"Sure thing!" Tyler grinned. "Let's go tea- whoa!"
Tyler tripped and landed his chin upon a cafeteria table. As a result of this little accident, he fell unconscious.
Noah and Owen exchanged glances.
"Nevermind him, we'll do it," Noah said.
The contestants (and Valora who had caught up) were led to an area with two giant boxes. Each were equipped with walls and a TV as well as notable laboratory equipment.
"Welcome, to the lab stations," Chris grinned. "As you can see, we equipped these little rooms with scientific equipment, AKA, Edison's junk."
He sighed happily.
"The benefits of sending your interns on a business trip," Chris grinned.
"Now I really gotta be careful of where I reveal my secret food stash," Owen told Noah and Tyler.
Confessional: Dennis Nedry didn't have a secret food stash. Wait did he? Err...
Owen: Don't tell anyone, but my secret food stash is hidden under Tyler's intern bed. (Chuckles) No one will ever think of looking down there...Oh crap! Why'd I tell you that?!
"You'll be using those babies to create your dinosaur," Chris grinned. "And of course, those TVs are where you'll be watching a presentation on how to create your dinosaurs."
"This challenge doesn't sound challenging enough," Pacci raised an eyebrow. "What's the catch McLean?"
"Catch?" Chris asked.
"Don't play dumb, you always have a catch," Dil told Chris.
"Do I?" Chris asked.
"Yes," Noah called out from the sidelines.
"Well this time, there is no catch!" Chris told the contestants. "You're just showing off your creativity in creating dinosaurs. That should be challenging enough."
Archia looked happy upon hearing this. Especially the 'creativity' part.
"So does that mean no elimination as well?" Cosgo smiled hopefully.
Chris looked at Cosgo...
...
...
...
Then he busted out laughing.
"No elimination!" Chris laughed. "That's funny!"
"...Did I say something funny?" Cosgo blinked.
"No, he just means there is an elimination after this challenge," Gallum told Cosgo.
Chris continued to laugh some more before wiping a tear from his eye.
"Oh, that's hilarious," Chris stopped laughing and regained his composure. "Anyway, your labs have your team symbols. You know what to do. Head to lab, open TV, watch presentation, and create your dinosaur."
"So there really is no catch," Sora blinked. "I don't believe it."
"After you create your dinosaur, the dinosaur itself will be judged," Chris cleared his throat. "We'll judge it based on how good it will probably survive, how wickedly awesome it looks, and it's special abilities."
Immediately, Chris eyed Noah, Owen, and an unconscious Tyler.
"And I assume we're judging," Noah sighed. "Wonderful."
"Alright!" Owen grinned.
"On your marks...get set..." Chris grinned. "...
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...
GO!"
And the contestant headed off to their respective labs.
Confessional: Chris is being quite InGenerous nyuck nyuck nyuck!
Archia: Finally! A challenge of an artistic element! Let the creativity begin!
Dakota: If creating dinosaurs is anything like putting on the best revealing outfits then this challenge should be a cinch. (Smirks)
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Herbivores entered their labs and looked around.
"Well, this is pretty nifty," Pacci noted.
"Look at all this science stuff!" Ceres grinned. "Reminds me of the time I was kicked from my chemistry class!"
"Gee, I wonder why?" Tryker rolled his eyes.
"I wonder to," Ceres said. "Maybe it's because I found the secret to creating a small bomb that can easily blow up a desk or a chair."
"That's...oddly specific," Archia blinked. "Oh well, there is no need to worry team. I got this challenge in the bag!"
"Really, what are you going to do?" Pacci asked Archia.
"Lead the team to create the best dinosaur Chris would have ever seen!" Archia declared.
"I say we just slap down a dinosaur with Chris's features and just be done," Tryker suggested.
"Suck up to the host, not a bad idea Octo-Hair," Pacci smirked.
"What...did you just call me?" Tryker gritted his teeth.
"Guys, before we start another fight between Tryke and Pacc, let's just watch the presentation first," Sophie suggested.
"Good idea," Sora nodded as she turned on the TV.
The video began, showcasing a bunch of logos.
40 seconds of logos to be exact *ding*
And then came a man. It was an elderly man with thin glasses, white neck-length hair, a bald spot, a light brown shirt, and white shorts along with a cane. He was hunched over and also had a short white beard. Like not a long beard.
"Greetings," the man said. "I...am Ambrose Sapp. You may not know who I am, but your beloved, greatest, and supreme host, Chris McLean knows who I am."
"Wow, this guy actually complimented Chris," Sora blinked.
"Must've been paid to say those things," Archia noted.
Back at the video, Ambrose poked his finger with a needle as a cartoon character popped out. It was a DNA structure, with arms and eyes and a mouth.
"Howdy kids!" The character said. "I'm Mr. DNA! Otherwise known as...Mr. DNA! Today, I'll be teaching you kids...um...the Herbivores...how to create dinosawrs!"
The talking DNA structure then showed a bunch of blueprint with a Brachiosaurus.
"As you may have already known, your dinosawr eats vegetables!" Mr. DNA explained. "And so, they must acquire herbivorous traits! You must first obtain a blood sample from a herbivore dinosawr! However, the dinosawr you get the blood sample from will be the shape of what your new dinosawr will take. And some of the herbivores have hard skin, so taking blood sample from them might be hard."
Mr. DNA twirled around.
"Get that blood sample kids!" Mr. DNA twirled. "Your blood sample kit can be found in that far right table over there! Good luck!"
The Herbivores were silent.
Confessional: Man, Mr. DNA was like the Jurassic Park Bill Nye!
Pacci: (glares hatefully at the camera) F*ck you McLean! I knew there was a catch!
Archia: Aww poopy... (is disappointed)
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Tyran, Valora
"A microscope?" Dil asked, examining the laboratory. "Utensils? A chemistry set?"
Dil smiled happily.
"Smells like home!" Dil smiled happily.
"How cute," Tyran muttered. "Someone play the damn TV!"
"Because you asked so kindly Your Majesty," Ally rolled her eyes as she put on the TV.
"Finally, someone who recognizes my correct title," Tyran grinned. "...Never thought it would be Ally."
"And never will she bow down to you," Gallum told Tyran.
"Yeah...what he said," Ally remarked with hardly any care.
But that didn't stop Gallum from smiling.
Ally played the presentation.
Like the Herbivores, the video started out with logos.
40 seconds of logos *ding*
And also like the Herbivores, Ambrose Sapp appeared.
"Greetings," Ambrose greeted. "I...am Ambrose Sapp. You may not know who I am, but your beloved, greatest, and supreme host, Chris McLean knows who I am."
"Totally wasn't paid to say that," Dil said.
"Totally," Spyne agreed.
And also like the Herbivores, Mr. DNA appeared with a poke of a finger...literally.
"Howdy kids!" The character said. "I'm Mr. DNA! Otherwise known as...Mr. DNA! Today, I'll be teaching you kids...um...the Carnivores...how to create dinosawrs!"
He took a out a blueprint of a Baryonyx.
"As you may have already known, your dinosawr eats meat!" Mr. DNA explained. "And so, they must acquire carnivorous traits! You must first obtain a blood sample from a carnivore dinosawr! However, the dinosawr you get the blood sample from will be the shape of what your new dinosawr will take. Even more difficult, carnivores kill whatever moves either as sport or as food. Good luck getting a blood sample from those critters!"
Mr. DNA twirled around.
"Get that blood sample kids!" Mr. DNA twirled. "Your blood sample kit can be found in that far right table over there! Good luck!"
The Carnivores were silent.
"So there was a catch..." Dil noted. "Great."
Confessional: They also need to catch some blood samples as well
Dil: Sometimes, I wonder why this show surprises me at times.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
"So we need a blood sample," Pacci frowned. "Great, who's gonna go out to get it?"
"We're not doing it together as a team?" Sora asked.
"Frankly, I think it would save time to assign roles for pairs," Pacci explained.
"Yeah!" Ceres grinned.
"Like hell I'm going to be paired up with Ceres and Pacci," Tryker growled.
"And like hell I'm going to be paired up with Tryker," Pacci growled.
"I would be fine if I get paired up with Tryker!" Ceres gave a grin.
"Congratulations, you all like Tryker," Sophie said. "Now let's start by deciding on who's going to get that blood sample?"
"Let me handle a dinosaur," Tryker grinned. "I'll do it."
"And I'll come with!" Ceres grinned.
"F*ck no!" Tryker yelled.
"I'll make sure both of them are safe," Ivanko said. "So Tryker don't hurt Ceres..."
"Or...you can take Ceres place," Tryker suggested.
"We need more hands to handle dinosaur," Ivanko replied. "Now let's go."
Tryker growled as Ceres skipped happily behind the hothead. Ivanko had grabbed the blood sampling kit and followed along.
Confessional: SsssTryke one!
Ceres: As the Devilish Damsel, my little devilish tactics must be matched by an opponent. That opponent is Chef. Tryker? Just someone I can mess with to pass the time. (Giggles)
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Tyran, Valora
Cosgo had looked outside to see Ceres, Ivanko, and Tryker leave their laboratory.
"Hey look, three of the Herbivores left with their blood sample gear," Cosgo told the Carnivores.
"We should do the same," Dakota suggested. "Who wants to go out to get carnivorous prehistoric lizard blood?"
"I'll do it," Ally smirked. "I have a plan that requires Tyran's help."
"What is this new Ally?" Tyran gave a nasty grin. "Stopped trying to go against me to recognize me as a King?"
Gallum worried upon hearing that.
"Sure," Ally shrugged. "Now I'll need someone else with me as well."
"I'll do it!" Gallum jumped up. "Or...if you want. I mean, you don't have to. I mean forget what I said I uh-"
"Gallum has volunteered to help," Dil spoke up. "Gallum does it."
"Sure," Ally shrugged.
"Don't get in the way you f*cking stick," Tyran muttered.
Gallum gave a nod and looked at Dil, gratefully as the three headed off with the blood sample equipment.
Confessional: F*cking sticks? That's disgusting.
Gallum: I have to thank Dil for helping me back there. (chuckles sheepishly) Man, I never knew having a crush could affect the way to talk to the person you're crushing on.
Dil: Gallum's my friend. And as friends go, I got to help him. Look at him. He definitely needs all the help he can get.
Ally: Wonder what's up with Gallum? He almost broke down for a second there. Is that a boy thing or what?
Tyran: Interesting interesting. Ally might want to have a little of Tyran action keh heh heh...
(Ceres, Ivanko, Tryker)
"Look at the plantlife," Ceres smiled. "So beautiful. And the little dinosaurs playing with their food. Ooh, that's a giant dragonfly!"
"You know Ceres," Tryker began. "I would enjoy all that...but there's a problem."
"Oh, what's that?" Ceres asked.
"STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR!" Tryker yelled.
Ceres was indeed playing with Tryker's unusual hairstyle. She gave a devious smile as she did so and frankly, Tryker was pissed. More pissed than usual to be exact.
"I WANNA STUFF YOU INTO CRUST AND TOSS YOU INTO A TRASH COM-"
"Tryker!" Ivanko scolded. "You are causing too much noise. And you are scaring poor little plant animals away."
Tryker took a deep breath.
"Yeah Tryker," Ceres grinned. "Play nice okay?"
Tryker growled as he struggled not to explode again.
It was difficult.
Confessional: Mt. Tryker. A new active volcano.
Ceres: Hmm, I feel like I should stop teasing Tryker...nah! He'll be fine! (Giggles)
Tryker: /censored/ /censored/ /censored/ /censored/ /censoooooooored/ (looks rather angry too)
(Ally, Gallum, Tyran)
Ally, Gallum, and Tyran walked through the woods as they looked around.
"So Ally," Tyran grinned. "You seeing anyone?"
Gallum tensed up at that question.
"Not in particular," Ally noted bluntly. "No."
"You thinking about seeing someone?" Tyran asked.
"No," Ally flatly stated.
Gallum looked somewhat disappointed.
"Darn shame," Tyran grinned. "Looking past all those things you said about me...you got a nice body."
"What?" Ally raised an eyebrow at Tyran.
"I mean it," Tyran gave a nasty grin. "Your *ss is perfect."
Gallum clenched his fist upon hearing that.
"Please don't talk about my butt," Ally said as she continued walking.
Tyran gave a frown as Gallum glared at him. Immediately, Tyran pushed Gallum aside and shoved Ally into a tree.
He blocked her exit with two muscled arms and stared her directly in the eye.
"What...are you...doing?" Ally asked raising an eyebrow.
"It's one of those days," Tyran gave a nasty grin. "That I really want to touch a woman's body y'know?"
Ally went wide-eyed. She knew what he was going to do.
You know what he's going to do.
And he reached for it as Ally closed her eyes.
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CLANK!
Ally opened her eyes to see Tyran groaning on the ground, unconscious. Gallum held a wooden log in one hand.
"Gallum?" Ally blinked.
"Uh I uh...uh...you okay?" Gallum asked.
"...Yeah," Ally cleared her throat as she moved away from the tree.
"Man, why'd you want him out here in the first place?" Gallum asked.
"Find some vines," Ally ordered Gallum. "And you'll see."
Confessional: Zach King Vines or...?
Gallum: I saved Ally from Tyran. I think. She didn't look too grateful. Man...why is this whole crush thing so difficult?
Ally: Gallum actually knocked Tyran out. Wow. I um... (looks away) ...I mean, anyone would've done the same. Right?
Tyran: (clutches his head) Goddamn. My head. I'm so going after that sh*thead Gallum...later when this throbbing pain on my head stops.
(Pahkitew Island)
Back on Pahkitew Island, Albert, Edison, Leon, and Steven looked around the campsite that was set up. They were being introduced to practically everything.
The current stop? A van with a notable supply of weaponry.
"So that's our hunting stuff?" Leon grinned. "Cool."
"Who knew this monster thing would require large guns," Steven noted.
"Ah, you're here for the monster?" Velox asked Steven.
"Yeah, just some humanoid monster walking amongst this island," Steven nodded.
"So bloody McLean hasn't told you?" Velox asked.
"About what?" Edison asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You really think we would need an entire team to hunt a single human-like monster?" Velox asked.
"If the human-like monster turns out to be some guy who took a miracle drug that enables the guy to have a healing factor and super strength and he holds a grudge over some death five years ago and now he wants revenge and stuff..then yeah, maybe," Leon nodded.
Everyone stared at him.
"What was he talking about?" Velox asked.
"Don't know," Albert shrugged.
Velox sighed as he took out a picture.
"This...is what we were hired to catch," Velox said.
The four interns took a look at the picture.
They looked confused.
And they gave different reactions.
Albert just stared at the picture.
Edison raised an eyebrow.
Leon looked confused.
And Steven was wide-eyed.
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What they were looking at was a carnivorous dinosaur. A blue dinosaur that seemed to grow as high as an average human being. Maybe even a foot taller.
It had quill-like features on its back, sharp claws, sharp teeth, and a unique design that trailed down its neck.
"Indoraptor," Leon whispered.
"What?" Velox asked.
"Yeah, what?" Albert asked, confused.
"Indoraptor," Leon said. "Y'know."
He began to act out a voice.
"The perfect hybrid of the two most dangerous creatures, that ever walked the Earth!" Leon declared. "The Indoraptor!"
Albert, Edison, Steven, and Velox stared at Leon.
"He's a charmer," Velox noted.
Pahkitew Confessional: And you're probably charming.
Leon: Man. Sometimes it sucks that I'm the only person who gets these references. (crosses his arms) Especially since it's a pretty recent reference as well.
Crazy Carnivores - Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Spyne, Valora
The Carnivores were currently watching the next part of the video.
"Now that you have the blood sample, your dinosawr will now have acquired traits from said dinosawr," Mr. DNA explained. "So if it eats meat, your dinosawr will eat meat. Now for the tricky part. The design of your dinosawr. Beside this monitor are blood samples of other animals not of this island. They are animals like the armadillo and the snakes. You can use these blood samples to give them special animal-like abilities. But ya gotta be careful of giving your dinosawr too much of them blood samples. That'll surely ruin your dinosawr!"
Mr. DNA did a twirl again.
"The challenge here is that them blood samples ain't labeled," Mr. DNA gave a smile. "So careful of which one to choose from!"
Mr. DNA showed some more blueprints.
"Now once you got them blood samples you need, mix it together with the blood sample of your dinosawr to create your own dinosawr genes!" Mr. DNA explained.
After hearing this, they turned to the blood samples on a cart.
Dil smirked and stretched out his arm.
"Don't worry team, I got this," Dil smirked.
Valora's stomach grumbled. She widened her eyes as Cosgo looked at her.
"Valora?" Cosgo asked. "You okay?"
"Nature calls!" Valora told Cosgo.
Dakota looked at Valora as she raced out of the box. The mistress snuck out of the box as well, following Valora.
Confessional: Nature calls a thief? Not a good idea.
Dakota: Valora is expendable. And with her occupation as a thief, she's perfect for a scapegoat. (rubs her hands) Now the only question is, just how can I get her eliminated?
Sora was outside of her box, awaiting the arrival of Ceres, Ivanko, and Tryker.
"What is Sora doing?" Staggs asked Sora.
"Just waiting for Ceres, Ivanko, and Tryker," Sora told Staggs. "What are the others doing?"
"Other teammates watch next part of video," Staggs told Sora.
"Oh, makes sense," Sora nodded with a small smile.
Immediately both Sora and Staggs were tackled down by Valora accidentally.
"Oof, sorry guys!" Valora groaned as she ran off.
Sora and Staggs blinked and stood up.
"Those laxatives must've been strong laxatives," Sora told Staggs.
"Staggs think so too...maybe?" Staggs rubbed his head.
Sora turned around to see the Crazy Carnivores doing their work. She continued to stare as Staggs looked at Sora confused.
Unfortunately, the two did not notice a ruby had fallen out of Sora's pocket.
A nearby figure saw this and came out of the opening slowly. Dakota smirked to herself as she took the ruby and headed off sneakily.
Sora was still looking at the Carnivores.
Confessional: Jewel Ex Machina. *ding*
Dakota: That was surprisingly lucky. (holds up the ruby) Sora's a jewelry nut. And honestly, there is a lot of things I can do with this. I just need to find out what to do with it.
Staggs: Sora was looking at other team for long time. Staggs don't know why! (looks down) Staggs must be idiot for not understand.
Sora: (twiddles her thumb) So I've staring at the other team for a while. Or more like...staring at one person. (glances around nervously) I don't think they'll actually consider it though. (bites her lips)
Valora: (sits on the toilet and groans) Man, if I knew laxatives were this effective I would've used them a long time ago in my other heists...
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Pacci, Sophie
As Sora and Staggs stood outside, the girls were just silent as they had listened to what Mr. DNA had to say.
"We have to find which blood sample to use?" Pacci frowned. "F*ck! They all look the same!"
"Even I'm having trouble with this," Archia nodded.
"You two forgot that I'm a wilderness expert!" Sophie frowned at Archia and Pacci. She looked primarily insulted and offended. She then grinned. "I practically know which sample is which. Leave this to me!"
"Yes!" Archia clapped her hands with a smile. She looked out the window and noted Sora and Staggs before looking at Pacci. "Oh Pacci, can you get Sora and Staggs back inside."
"Uh-huh," Pacci shrugged. "Yeah sure thing."
(Ceres, Ivanko, Tryker)
"Hey, look at what I found," Tryker grinned, eyeing some dinosaurs with weird shaped heads. They looked like walking mushrooms with three horns. Of course, y'all know what dinosaur this is so, no need to cut to-
Confessional: Oh come on!
(Pre-Recorded) Edison: Triceratops. The name literally means "three-horned face". That and they bare a strong resemblance to today's rhinoceros. And they're also known to fight each other...for the ladies. (winks at the camera)
"Wow, those horns look like your hairstyle," Ceres told Tryker. "Are you related to those animals?"
"What?" Tryker frowned. "No! Gah! Let's just get this over with! Give me the stupid blood sample kit!"
"Wait, they move in herd," Ivanko told Tryker.
"Yeah so?" Tryker asked.
"If they move in herds, they're bound to get you killed if you even touch one of them!" Ceres giggled. "Silly!"
Tryker growled at Ceres and then turned to Ivanko.
"So, then, what do you suggest we do?" Tryker asked Ivanko.
"We must lure one dinosaur into hiding spot," Ivanko told Tryker. "Then we get blood and send dinosaur to freedom."
"That sounds like fun!" Ceres grinned.
"So how do we lure the dinosaur to wherever this hiding spot is?" Tryker asked.
"Leave it to me," Ivanko told Ceres and Tryker. "I have plan that work many times. 97% accuracy."
"And what about the other 3%?" Tryker asked bluntly.
"Total failure," Ivanko replied. "Now let's get to work."
(Ally, Gallum, Tyran)
Tyran opened his eyes with a groan.
He couldn't move. And he was dangling? Tyran opened his eyes fully in shock when he found himself tied up by some vines and was currently hanging.
"What the f*ck?!" Tyran asked. "What is this?!"
"The challenge," Ally told Tyran as Gallum helped Ally hold the vines that tied Tyran.
Tyran was rather heavy. Not surprisingly as he was all muscle.
"Let me go!" Tyran frowned. "You're just feeding me to some dinosaur?! Wow. You guys are just cruel!"
"Says the guy who tried to /censored/ me!" Ally frowned at Tyran.
"Oh cut me some slack," Tyran growled. "I thought you were into me!"
"What gave you that idea?" Ally looked disgusted.
"You suddenly respecti-" Tyran stopped and gasped. "So this was trap!"
"How'd you guess genius?" Ally rolled her eyes.
"Something's coming!" Gallum pointed out.
Tyran looked at where Gallum was pointing and heard it. The sounds of rustling the bushes began as Tyran looked worried.
"Gah, let me go let me go let me go!" Tyran cried.
The sounds continued.
And then...
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Out it came. The Velociraptor. And it was pissed.
Frankly, if you were tranquilized like about three times in the same week, you'd be pretty mad too.
"OH F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK!" Tyran cursed as the Velociraptor jumped and attempted to bite his leg off.
Ally and Gallum pulled Tyran up when the dinosaur almost bit him.
"When I get out of these ropes, you two are so dead!" Tyran growled.
"I think you have something else to worry about," Ally frowned as she struggled.
Gallum got the blood sampling kit and hopped down. Of course, the Velociraptor was more focused on the bigger meal than the thin and skinny snack.
Ally was struggling to hold Tyran after Gallum had left. And slowly...slowly...Tyran was being pulled down.
"Pullmeuppullmeuppullmeup!" Tyran screamed.
The Velociraptor wagged its tail. And pause at the right moment and you'll see the Velociraptor grin sadistically.
Then...
Gallum leaped onto the Velociraptor and stabbed a needle into the Velociraptor's neck and out came what seemed to be red liquid.
"Got it!" Gallum grinned as the Velociraptor rocked around like a mechanical bull. With more rocking around, Gallum was launched off the dinosaur and into a tree. With a groan, Gallum slowly slid down the tree.
Ally gave a small silent gasp as she let go of the vines and hopped down the tree, heading towards Gallum.
"Hey!" Tyran groaned as he laid on the ground, still tied up.
The Velociraptor growled. Another stupid needle?! Angry, the Velociraptor noticed Tyran on the ground, and walked closer to him.
"Oh sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t!" Tyran screamed as he untangled out of the vines and ran with the Velociraptor giving chase.
Confessional: And does that make sh*t holy? Nooooo.
Tyran: (angry and looks a bit beaten) Last time I get duped by a girl. Unless they have a nice *ss and nice body and do what Dakota did to me yesterday. Man that girl knows how to turn a guy on!
Ally had went over to Gallum, who groaned.
"Gallum!" Ally looked at Gallum. "You alright?"
"Huh me?" Gallum groaned before shaking his head and smiling. "Ah, never better heh."
"Good," Ally cleared her throat and nodded. "You got the blood sample."
"Sure do," Gallum smiled.
"Double good," Ally nodded at Gallum. "Let's go."
Ally held Gallum's hand and helped him up before retracting her hand and heading off.
Gallum gave a goofy grin and followed her.
Confessional: Triple good! Woohoo!
Gallum: (sighs dreamily) Yep...she's a hottie.
Ally: Gallum might not be that bad. Sure, he's skinny and kinda seems like just your average Joe, but he's fine. (looks around and blu- oops. Static cut)
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs
"There, it's all labeled!" Sophie grinned as she looked proud. Each blood sample was labeled with an animal name.
"You sure about these?" Archia asked Sophie.
"Archia, never doubt a wilderness expert," Sophie shook her head as Archia gave a nod.
Sora noted Ally and Gallum running in with a needle filled with dinosaur blood.
"Ally and Gallum are back!" Sora gasped.
"Where are our trio?!" Pacci frowned.
(Ceres, Ivanko, Tryker)
"Ready?" Ivanko asked.
"Definitely," Ceres smirked as she grabbed a nearby rock and chucked it at a nearby Triceratops.
Perfect hit. The Triceratops made noises and shook its head before facing Ceres, Ivanko, and Tryker who were currently in the bushes.
Ceres chucked another rock at the Triceratops and this time it shook its head again.
"Isn't it supposed to you know...charge?" Tryker asked.
"Patience," Ivanko told Tryker as he looked at Ceres.
She grinned and chucked another rock. The Triceratops was getting quite annoyed as more and more rocks were being chucked at its head.
The Triceratops gave a bellow and charged straight towards Ceres, Ivanko, and Tryker.
"Retreat!" Ceres laughed as she jumped out of the way with Ivanko.
"Wait...wha-augh!" Tryker find himself grasping onto the horn on the tip of the Triceratop's nose. And boy, did the dinosaur look mad. Tryker screamed as immediately the ground collapsed under the Triceratops.
Tryker groaned. So did his dinosaur friend.
"I hate this island," Tryker groaned.
"Here you go Tryker!" Ceres dropped down the blood sampling kit...right on Tryker's head.
"Gah!" Tryker growled. "Maybe stop messing with me 24/7?!"
"But it's so much fun!" Ceres giggled.
Tryker took a couple of deep breaths. In and out. In and out. Then Tryker grabbed a needle and latched it onto the dinosaur.
"Um...why is no blood coming out?" Tryker asked confused.
"The cartoon character said that the skin may be hard," Ceres told Tryker.
"Just push needle down more," Ivanko called out.
"Got it," Tryker nodded as he pushed the needle down deeper. Immediately, blood began to come out into the needle as the Triceratops bellowed in pain. "...Is this even legal?"
Ceres and Ivanko looked at one another.
Confessional: Does PETA do dinosaurs as well?
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Chris: Whew. That was close. (Sighs in relief)
Chef: How does a silly advertisement make people forget about seeing a dinosaur get stabbed by a needle? That's stupid logic!
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne
"Stand back everyone!" Dil stretched out his arms. "Let the toxicologist do all the work!"
"Hey, where's Tyran?" Cosgo asked.
"Oh him?" Ally asked. "Last I saw, he was outrunning a Velociraptor."
"Jerk deserved it," Gallum nodded in agreement before looking around. "Hey, where's Valora?"
"She had to go to the bathroom...again," Spyne answered the question.
"Makes sense," Ally nodded.
Dil was carefully adding some blood samples using advanced science.
Maybe not advanced. But it was some sort of science that was pretty difficult to understand what with all those algorithms and steady procedures...
Confessional: As I said before ahem...Dil Nye the Science Guy!
Dil: (smiling) I miss working in the lab. Maybe I can ask Chris to let me borrow it for a while...
Dakota: With that brain of his, Dil may prove himself to be a threat. (holds up the ruby) I'll have to stay and wait though. Attack him now and it's game over...
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs
"Got the blood sample!" Ceres smiled when she returned.
"Finally!" Pacci frowned. "Where the heck were you three? The other team got started!"
"We had to pick Tryker out of hole," Ivanko said as Tryker gave a nod.
"A dinosaur's butthole?" Sophie asked.
"What?!" Tryker looked disgusted.
"No, just hole, on ground, dig," Ivanko looked taken aback by that response.
"Oh!" Sophie chuckled as Ceres laughed.
"Hand me the sample!" Archia cried as Ceres tossed the needle at Archia.
"Whoa!" Sora blinked. "Lab safety!"
"Ouch!" Archia winced when the needle got stuck to her shoulder. She took it off and immediately went to work, groaning a bit.
"That is why we need lab safety," Sora told the team as she went to check on Archia's shoulder.
Archia continued to work on the dinosaur as Sophie handed Archia some materials.
"Are you okay Archia?" Sora asked. "Do you feel fine? Anything?"
"It's okay Sowa," Archia blinked oddly. "I am pervectly fwine!"
"...Right," Sora blinked as she tried to get Archia away from the lab equipment. "Someone, create a dinosaur!"
Sophie stretched out her arms and gave a nod before getting to work.
Confessional: It's okay mommy...I don't need to do elephant...
Sophie: I'll be honest, i had no idea on what I was doing.
"Okay, I did something," Sophie noted after fusing the blood samples together. "Now what?"
Ceres tapped on the remote and opened up the TV.
"Now that you got your genes, place it in that hippy dippy machine with the tube and wait until it's finished," Mr. DNA twirled. "After you hear a ding, your very own genetic hybrid is created!"
Mr. DNA then twirled once more before showing a picture of a book.
"For more information about these amazing dinosawrs, purchase your very own guide to dinosawrs!" Mr. DNA said. "Purchase now by calling 888-DINOSAWR! Order now!"
And then it ended.
Sophie quickly put the fused blood sample into a machine that looked like it came from some sort of alien movie. Or think of that one machine in that Pokemon movie in which Mewtwo was created or something.
"Now we just wait," Sophie said as Sora continued tendering to Archia.
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne
The Carnivores had also placed their fused genes in. Dil looked especially confident as the team waited.
"This will be perfect," Dil smiled.
"I thought you only specialized in poison?" Gallum asked Dil.
"Please, if you want to be a toxicologist, you gotta know other stuff as well," Dil remarked.
"Interesting," Dakota nodded as the team waited.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
Back to the Herbivores, a ding was heard.
The team directed their attention to the dinosaur that they created. And immediately they all went wide-eyed. Then...
Ceres gave a grin and laughed.
Pacci looked disgusted.
Sora covered Staggs eyes in shock.
Sophie had no words.
Ivanko looked disturbed.
And Archia looked like she'd been stabbed by a needle. Oh yeah...that's because it did happen!
Tryker on the other hand cleared his throat.
"Allow me to say one thing," Tryker said. "...Damn."
Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne
Valora had returned, sighing in relief.
Dakota then slipped the ruby she took into Valora's pocket and walked to Spyne.
"Hey Valora, are you feeling better?" Cosgo asked Valora.
"Just a few more bathroom breaks should get it fixed," Valora smiled with a slight chuckle.
A ding was heard.
"Oh, dinosaur's ready," Gallum smiled. "Or should I say...dinor is ready heh heh."
The team collectively groaned as Gallum chuckled sheepishly.
"I couldn't help it!" Gallum laughed.
Spyne opened the tube to see what they had made. And poor did the Carnivores look either scared or shocked.
Spyne was wide-eyed.
Dakota put a hand over her mouth to gasp.
"Wow Dil...Um...uhhh..." Gallum looked at Dil who had his mouth open.
Cosgo looked down at his pants and groaned.
"Aw man, not again," Cosgo groaned.
Ally was silent.
And Valora cringed at what she saw.
Then the door opened.
"Wow you guys," Tyran chuckled. He looked somewhat bruised up, as if he had been in a fight. "You would not believe what I did to get rid of that dinosaur heh...What are you all looking a..."
Tyran was scared. Yes, he was scared, shocked and now...he was terrified as the thing that the team was looking at made a roar and ran past them, straight directly at Tyran.
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!" Tyran screamed as he tried to open the door.
Then the hybrid lunged at Tyran.
"It's now time for the Dinosaur Creation Judging time!" Chris exclaimed.
Noah, Owen, and Tyler took their seats.
"Just a reminder for you viewers at home, the teams will be judged on three things," Chris grinned. "Owen will judge on how capable it can survive, Tyler will judge on how wickedly awesome it looks, and Noah will judge on their special abilities."
"Yeah!" Tyler grinned.
"Woohoo!" Owen cheered.
"Meh," Noah said.
"And without further ado, the Hungry Herbivores!" Chris grinned as Sora and Staggs stepped out. Sora looked nervous as Staggs looked excited.
"Alright, let's get this over with," Noah sighed. "What's the name of your dinosaur?"
"Oh name?" Sora asked. "Um...we call it the uh..."
"Archia 2!" Staggs blurted out.
The judges were silent. Chris was as well.
"Archia 2?" Chris asked, raising an eyebrow. "Seriously?"
"Why'd you name it that?" Tyler asked.
The rest of the team brought out the dinosaur and the judges and Chris were wide-eyed.
The dinosaur they created had the same features of a human girl but was on all fours, had a tail, and reptilian skin. It also had horns and a small frill and basically kinda resembled Archia. Or to put it lightly, it was basically a feral Archia.
"Archia 2 is Archia sister!" Staggs smiled innocently. "They look same so Archia 2 and Archia have to be sisters!"
"Yeah, and Owen has five brothers because they're all about his size," Noah rolled his eyes.
Chris just sighed.
"Alright judges, your thoughts?" Chris asked.
"With those horns and with human-like movements, I think this dinosaur can easily survive!" Owen smiled. "10 points!"
Chris facepalmed along with Noah.
"I really like those horns and the fact that it looks human," Tyler smiled. "10 points!"
Chris and Noah facepalmed again.
"You guys!" Chris groaned.
"What special abilities can it do?" Noah sighed.
A splat was heard as brown dung was thrown at the table, staining it. Luckily, it didn't touch any of the judges.
"...3 points," Noah said.
"And the Herbivores have a total of 23 points!" Chris grinned. "Next? The Crazy Carnivores!"
The Carnivores ran out screaming. Dil looked more happy than in actual fear and Tyran was missing.
"So, what do you call your dinosaur?" Chris asked with a grin.
"Test Subject X," Dil answered. "AKA, the most dangerous animal that I have created."
"Is that so?" Chris asked. "We'll see about that...where's Tyran?"
"Bringing out the dino," Valora gulped as Tyran screamed.
Immediately a Velociraptor-like dinosaur jumped on Tyran and roared. It had porcupine-like quills, fangs, and shades of blue skin.
"As you can see, it's very angry," Dil chuckled sheepishly. "And harbors a little grudge toward Tyran."
"I guess that's what happens when you take genes from a dinosaur that hates Tyran," Ally shrugged.
"...Judges, your thoughts?" Chris asked.
"That thing can kill anything," Owen blinked. "10 points!"
"It looks awesome," Tyler nodded. "10 points as well!"
"Remind me to not have Tyler and Owen judge on my personal Fashion Show," Chris told Noah.
"Hey, they aren't working for me," Noah shrugged before looking at the dinosaur. "So what special abilities can this thing do?"
The dinosaur shot quills that landed a few inches away from most of the people at the scene. They all jumped in surprise as some sort of black liquid seeped down its mouth. Immediately, it dropped on the floor with a hiss.
Yeah, venom. Cartoon venom to be exact.
Noah blinked.
"Congratulations Carnivores," Noah said. "You just ended this season early by creating a dinosaur that can kill everyone...I'm impressed. I'm giving it an 8."
And there you have it, the Crazy Carnivores are our winners of today's challenge!" Chris grinned.
The Crazy Carnivores cheered as Tyran gave a thumbs-up. The vicious Test Subject X was still standing on top of Tyran.
"For your prize," Chris grinned as he held out a bag. "Here you go! Sandwiches made exclusively by past competitor DJ!"
"Wow!" Gallum grinned. "I heard his sandwiches are the best!"
Chris tossed the bag to Gallum...and the bag was grabbed by the dinosaur's tongue and launched straight into its mouth.
The dinosaur quite enjoyed the taste and laid on the Tyran.
"Nooooooo..." Tyran groaned as the dinosaur began to sleep.
"Wow...that sucks," Chris chuckled. "I think one of my interns have some sort of contact with DJ to make you guys more so don't worry."
"I do!" Owen raised his hand. "I always visit him whenever I'm not busy with like interning."
"That's nice to know Owen," Chris said. "As for you guys. Hungry Herbivores. Elimination is on the clock. Be there or...yeah, just be there."
The Hungry Herbivores looked around amongst themselves.
Confessional: No squares today.
Dil: (smiles confidently) Easy win today. Sure, I may have kinda doomed us all with the Test Subject X, but hey, at least its got the brain of that other Velociraptor that just hates Tyran so I think we're all fine...except for Tyran.
Sophie: Aw snap. I failed the team. (looks down) Man, being a scientist is really different than being a wilderness expert.
(Pahkitew Island)
It was dawn. The interns were at the campfire with several other hunters than included Velox Hunt.
"So...we gonna sing campfire songs?" Leon asked as he held a bowl of porridge.
"And got any drinks?" Albert asked.
A canister of water was tossed to the bodybuilder. He caught it and looked at it.
"Thanks," Albert nodded.
The interns and hunters continued to eat by the campfire. Steven looked at Edison.
"So, where do you think the eliminated contestants go to?" Steven asked.
"From what I heard, they are at another part of the island," Edison said. "Maybe a resort. Or maybe just surviving."
Steven gave a thought.
"Makes sense," Steven nodded.
Of course, through the woods and above, a figure spied on the group of hunters and the interns.
Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Herbivores were at the cave.
"So, who are we going to vote for?" Sora asked.
"Anyone that messed up in the challenge, obviously," Pacci said.
Archia gave a gibberish mumble. She was still experiencing the effects of the needle.
"Um, won't Archia need like assistance from the infirmary or something?" Sora asked.
"I'll go take her there," Sophie stood up and nodded at her team.
"I should too," Ivanko stood up as well. "What if dinosaur come and attack? No one will be there to protect."
"Thanks Ivanko, but I can handle myself," Sophie nodded as she helped Archia out of the cave.
Ivanko shook his head.
"I still follow," Ivanko said as he followed Sophie and Archia.
"Sophie was the one who created the dinosaur," Ceres said. "She's the obvious person to choose."
"Yeah, but last I checked, you were the one who tossed the needle and caused Archia to go in a daze which caused Sophie to take charge," Tryker frowned.
"How about we vote you off?" Ceres suggested to Tryker.
"What?!" Tryker frowned. "I helped get the blood sample!"
"Using Ivanko's plan," Ceres smiled. "Was it your plan? No."
Tryker growled.
Ceres giggled.
"I'm just kidding!" Ceres laughed.
"Attention Herbivores!" Chris announced. "Elimination Ceremony time! It's Elimination Ceremony time!"
The Herbivores stood up and headed to the Elimination Ceremony.
Sora stopped Staggs and whispered in his ear.
"Staggs, we should vote for this person instead," Sora told Staggs.
"Who is 'this person'?" Staggs asked.
Sora whispered a name.
"Oh!" Staggs realized what she meant. "Aw, Staggs stupid!"
"Don't say that about yourself Staggs," Sora told Staggs.
Campfire Ceremony: Archia, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker
The Campfire Ceremony had begun. The seating arrangement was rather grouped together.
Sora and Staggs sat next to one another at the same table as Ivanko, Sophie, and the still dazed Archia.
Tryker and Ceres sat, with Pacci being in the middle.
"Second loss Herbivores," Chris noted. "Last time you were here, you got spiked over by Bronx. Now who's the blame for today's loss?"
"Ceres," Tryker answered.
"Tryker," Ceres smiled.
"Sophie," Pacci said.
"Darn," Sophie sighed.
"Nice responses," Chris chuckled. "But nevertheless, the votes are in, and I have the name of the person right here in my brain."
"What brain?" Ceres snickered.
The Herbivores chuckled as Chris frowned.
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Sora gave a smile as she got a bone.
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Pacci stood up and grabbed a bone.
"The rest of you racked up votes," Chris said.
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Ivanko sighed in relief and went to get a bone.
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Ceres smiled as Tryker stood up to get a bone.
Archia and Sophie were left.
Archia blinked one at a time.
Sophie looked nervous.
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Sophie sighed in relief and went over to get the bone. She smiled in relief and headed back to her seat.
Archia just sat there.
"Archia," Chris said. "Sorry girl. But you're out."
Archia muttered some gibberish stuff as she blinked oddly once more.
"Would someone help her to the Prehistoric Boat?" Chris asked.
Sora stood up.
"I'll do it," Sora nodded.
Sora kept Archia steady on her feet as they moved to the Prehistoric Boat of Losers.
Then she helped her onto the boat and gave a sweet smile.
"Feel better Archia, okay?" Sora asked.
Archia gave a gibberish mumble as the Prehistoric Boat left the dock.
Sora gave a smile before she felt her pocket. She tapped it a few more times to realize something was missing.
"My ruby," Sora gasped. "Oh no no no no..."
Chris appeared out of nowhere.
And that's all for this episode!
What's the deal with the ruby Sora 'lost'?
What is Dakota's plan now?
Will Valora's stomach heal?
Will Ally and Gallum hook up?
And who is Sora crushing on?
Sora gasped nearby.
"How'd you know?" Sora gasped.
"Silly Sora," Chris grinned. "This is international television. We all know what's up heh heh."
And you'll know what's next...on...
TOTAL
DRAMA
JURASSIC
ISLAND!
Voting Confessional:
Archia: (dazes around) I...want...to go... play! (Sounds kinda like 'Ivanko Play' so...)
Ceres: I can vote for Sophie...but I'm going to vote Tryker. Knowing him, he's going to vote for me so... teehee (giggles)
Ivanko: Archia is not feeling well. May end up getting more hurt. Reasonable to vote her off, no?
Pacci: Sophie lost us the challenge. So yeah, she's gone.
Sophie: I vote Archia. Who knows how long she's going to be in her little state. So the only thing I can do is vote her off so she won't prove herself useless.
Sora: Sorry Archia, but I doubt even the infirmary can help you. You deserve a hospital. Where you'll have a better chance at surviving. And I'm saying just because I've seen the ways Chef tries to 'heal' people.
Staggs: Sora say Staggs should vote Archia. But Archia 2 will be sad. Oh...hmm...
Tryker: I'm voting Ceres. And when she leaves, she won't see it coming! Ha!
Vote Count:
Archia: Ivanko
Ceres: Tryker
Ivanko: Archia
Pacci: Sophie
Sophie: Archia
Sora: Archia
Staggs: Archia
Tryker: Ceres
Archia - 4
Cere - 1
Ivanko - 1
Sophie - 1
Tryker - 1
Contestants Left: 15
Hungry Herbivores:
Ceres - The Devilish Damsel
Ivanko - The Russian Bodyguard
Pacci - The Thick-Headed Rebel
Sophie - The Wilderness Expertise
Sora - The Jewelry Fanatic
Staggs - The Not-So-Bright Teenager
Tryker - The Hotheaded Fighter
Crazy Carnivores:
Ally - The Reckless Redhead
Cosgo - The Wealthy Child
Dakota - The Manipulative Seductress
Dil - The Teenaged Toxicologist
Gallum - The Early Bird
Spyne - The Shady Loner
Tyran - The Juvie King
Valora - The Crafty Thief
Eliminated: Bronx, Terra, Archia
Goodbye Archia!
Archia was another bland character I just had to get rid. The character design I thought of however, was nice, but as for her little interactions, she just seemed too normal. I couldn't give a nice gimmick for her, but eh, the third eliminated is where she will lie...
...With all the other bland characters XD
As for the challenge itself, I found it fun to plan it out. Especially, since I specifically added Mr. DNA haha. And of course, the challenge also had to be revised several times.
I also do apologize for some lazy writing that I kinda called out throughout this chapter. Ahem...Jewel Ex Machina...ahem.
As for Archia? Her character was based off of the Archaeopteryx, a dinosaur I always imagined to be really really colorful, hence why Archia is an artist.
And for the interns sideplot? Hang in there for that one, because it's going to prove itself to be very very important ;)
Don't forget to review your thoughts on the chapter and list and rank your favorites as the episodes go on!
Next time: An egg hunt that should've happened during Easter but didn't.
The screen came on to show Mr. DNA once again, but this time on a couch. He was drinking coffee...before spitting out his drink and changing the location to his normal teaching room.
"Howdy viewers!" Mr. DNA chuckled. "My name is Mr. DNA! And today, we'll be teaching you about what to do when a dinosawr is sleeping. Especially the very dangerous types! For example, like the Velociraptor, they enjoy their rest but any sign of movement can instantly wake them up! So if a such a dinosaur is sleeping on top of ya, avoid sound or movement until they get off of you!"
Tyran was slowly moving away as the Test Subject X kept on sleeping on top of him.
It is highly recommended. Because...
Tyran moved again and Test Subject X opened its eye, growling as Tyran gulped.
"Crap..." Tyran groaned.
...Dinosaurs like the Velociraptor sure love their beauty rest! Haha!
The Test Subject X roared and attacked Tyran once again.
"OW OW OW OW STOP THAT!" Tyran screamed.
Mr. DNA laughed as he twirled as the screen went black.
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Then a hole opened with Mr. DNA popping out.
"That's all folks!" Mr. DNA chuckled.
