DISCLAIMER: Anything that belongs to ANIMANIACS or TEEN TITANS, does not belong to me.
And now, the chapter you've all been waiting for, the chapter with the youngest, the smallest, the CUTEST Warner sibling: DOT WARNER!
I am talking about cuteness that is so powerful, to this day there are countries who would wage war just to have the privilege of glancing at Dot!
...Well, enough of that, let's actually read the chapter, shall we?
Dot was in the library, falling asleep to the whirling hypno screen Mod had put in front of her.
"HEY! Wake up!"
Dot snapped awake, only to become bored again.
"...You know you really need to-"
"Yes, yes, I know! I'll get another movie! Just stare at the hypno screen!" yelled Mad Mod's voice. He had heard the joke already.
Dot was disappointed, but then thought that the joke was getting old anyway. She stared at the screen, getting bored out of her mind, when she had an idea. Being a toon, she pulled out a cardboard cutout of herself from out of nowhere and switched with it. She snuck out of the library without any trouble whatsoever... Oh, except for the lasers, the electric tazer busts, the confusing hallway design, and other security aspects of Mad Mod's school.
They caught Dot, and sent her to a dark classroom. A spotlight shined on her, and Mod's voice echoed.
"You thought that you could trick me? Sorry, luv, but Moddie is a bit smarter than that! Now it's time for a test!"
The lights turned on to reveal... A kitchen full of food, ingredients, and cooking tools, and Mad Mod wearing a chef's hat and an apron that says, I Luv Britain...huh.
"Home Ec? Really, Mr. author?"
Well, I had to find SOME way to explain the ending of the last chapter!
"Hey!" yelled Mad Mod. "Who're you talking to? I didn't put this stuff on for you to talk to your imaginary friends!"
Dot zoomed to behind the cooking counter and said,
"Alright, then! What are we cooking?"
"We're making pies. If you can make a better pie than I can, then I'll let you run around for a while, but if I win, then you will go back to the chair, and watch the hypno screen until it works!"
"You're still trying to do that? Geez, I thought you'd give up by now."
"Let's just cook already!"
The cooking battle had begun! Mad mod showed some skills with the ingredients, but Dot showed some variety by filling the pie with everything that the kitchen had to offer...Wait, What?
"Alright! Time's up! Now to put the pies in the oven."
It was at this time that he noticed a shadow looming over him.
"What the...!"
He looked to Dot's pie and found a giant crust covering a pile of everything in the kitchen. Mad Mod would've been confused, but he was thinking that he would win anyway, he's the judge too, after all.
They place the pies in the oven. Well, Dot tried to, but the thing too big to fit. So, like all toons would, she pulled out a convenient insanely large oven from out of nowhere. At this point, Mod just tried to ignore every nonsensical thing. After around a half hour, the pies were done.
Mod had a cherry pie, while Dot had a... Yeah, the point is her pie somehow shrunk to the size of a regular pie. Mod, being a judge, had to taste both pies, feeling that he'd win, he decided to taste Dot's pie first.
We go to the door of the Home Ec classroom... Wait, that can't be right. What the heck are we doing outsi-*BOOM*
Oh... Uh, well... Uh anyway, There's no longer a Home Ec room, and Mod was all charred, while Dot and her pie were untouched.
"I wonder what made that explosion."
Mod's pie was, well burnt. Dot checked it out, then she checked the cherries Mod used and said,
"Oh! That explains it! You didn't use cherries, you used cherry bombs!"
"But how did-" started Mod.
"I dunno. The author must've needed something for this"
Dot, the Fourth wall is virtually pulverized already, please don't make things worse.
"Okay!"
Dot dashed out of the room. Then she dashed back, grabbed her pie and said,
"Byeeeee!"
She dashed back to a large hallway and sat on some steps. Wakko popped his head out of the floor and saw the pie. He ate it as Yakko walked through a painted door on the wall.
The Warners are reunited!
Aw man, I need to find ways to do things quickly. Sorry about the EXTREMELY long update, everyone. But, I think this'll end soon... They're the Warner Siblings! If Mad Mod can handle them-pfft Hahahahahahaha! I-I'm sorry... I almost thought that Mad Mod stood a chance, heheheh. Oh-Ow! My stomach! I'm sorry! I gotta go. SEEYA'S!
