Me:Thanx to everyone who reviewed! I spend all day in school writing you're crack for you!Also read Konoha Messenger by Temari-kun! It's the best!

Sare and Sarie: Shouldn't you be doing work in school?

Me: I get straight A's all of the time!

Sarie: Me too!

Sare: you cheated….

Sarie: How would you know!

Sare: It was off of my paper……

Sarie: Damn! You noticed! And- I mean- I don't cheat!...that often.

Sare and Me: ((sweat drop))

Me: Cool I finally get to do a sweat drop too!

Them: ((sweat drop))

Me: that's not cool……………

Warnings: usual, mostly crack and I don't own Naruto or else it would be like this story or close……..now, don't you wish I did?

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The rest of the class period went relatively smooth, save for all of the blood on the floor. This, the janitors weren't too happy with.

7thhour...

Walking to the next class, the three (Sakura, Naruto, and Gaara. You thought it was going to be team 7 huh?)

"Oh! Gaara!"Sakura suddenly piped. Her outburst caused Naruto to jump slightly and Gaara to glare over at the bubblegum haired girl.

"I got you a present! When I saw it I thought: I've just got to get this for Gaara! So I walked up to the clerk who knew me and …….." by this time the two boys had tuned out and started walking again.

"Hey wait up-Oh! Sasuke-kun! What're you doing? Do you want to walk home with me!" Sakura squealed causing both boys to turn around, but what they saw caused them to both stop dead in their tracks.

There stood the great Uchiha Sasuke……………with his pants unzipped and his hand covered with his release… (Now…..this is awkward…).

Sasuke smirked at Naruto, "So Dobe? Like what you see? You're the cause ……"

At that last comment Naruto was very, confused and Gaara was blowing up with rage. / What the hell/ Gaara thought/ this has something to do with impressing my Naru-chan I just know it! /

"Oh! Gaara, this is when you will need my present!" Sakura squealed with glee. She pulled out a pink, glittery stress ball out of her purse. Gaara stopped cold in his tracks, while Naruto and Sasuke (who has yet to pull up his pants…..) held on to each other to keep from falling over from laughter. Gaara's eyes widened comically.

"T-that's a good one!" Naruto managed between breaths. Gaara grabbed the ball and began his new hobby: working his stress away…………..

In their classroom for art, which is last hour, Diedara-sensei told them to draw or write about whatever they loved the most.

Sasuke started a smut scene between him and Naruto. It was very explicit and detailed. (Damn right! Shut up sasuke...) Sakura was drawing a picture of her family and friends. Ino was copying Sasuke, save for the gender and character change to herself and Sakura. Kiba was drawing a picture of Shino in a maid costume serving him doggie treats (that's kinda disturbing…..). Neji was drawing a role reversal of himself and Hinata as master and servant. Hinata was (unfortunately for Neji) looking over his shoulder planning many evil "punishments" for him that night (once again…..awkward….incest!drools). On the other side of the room, next to the currently drawing ramen naruto, Gaara was writing a poem about blood and his teddy bear( I wonder what that could be about…Mr. Bearsnickers), while sat in his ear , reading over his shoulder, and eating chips.

Munch munch munch. Gaara paused/ what the hell was that!/ munch munch munch./ there it is again!/Gaara thought angrily/what is that noise!/ With his free hand, Gaara grabbed his new stress ball and began the exercise.

Munch squeak Munch squeak Munch squeak Munch POP!Everyone in the class got silent, then turned to look in the back of the classroom. There they saw Gaara, glaring at a still eating Chouji, while covered in pink, sparkly……………….glitter.

"Pretty!" Diedara yelled. (Remember, she is very dumb, why does Itachi stay around her?)

"Gaara! You broke my present!" Sakura pouted.

Gaara, ignoring her, angrily took Chouji's chip bag and began to happily munch on the boy's chips in front of him unaware of two things: A) He was making the chubby kid cry and B) he still looked like Elton John at Christmas time……..

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Me: so you guys like that? it made everyone at my school who read it, fall out of their chair and our teachers all thought that there was an outbreak of crack, so they brought in the dogs and…………

Sare: Everyone has tuned out……

Sarie: Please review!

Me: and this I do at school all day!LOL!

Sare and Sarie: ((sweat drop))

BTW, everyone I changed my name to cute.red.Bunny-chan!