A/N: I have no excuse and I'm not sorry

P. S. I'm only sorry about how short this chapter is.


Chapter 4

Naruto's eye twitched as the three genin hide where they were easily spotted. Sai took longer to find from the blond's vantage point. 'She' muttered under 'her' breath how they're all hiding where both jonin can see them but they can't see eachother. Kakashi periodically checked 'Princess Naru's' ropes. What the genin wouldn't notice, not even the Root spy, where the Kakashi clones and the possessed Naruto clones hiding near they're locations.

Unsurprisingly, Sasuke attacked first. Using his 100% accuracy aim with the kunai, he attacked the silver haired jonin who immediately dodge the incoming barrage. Sai used the distraction to get close the 'hostage' and release 'her' from 'her' binds. Sai tried to lead 'her' away but Kakashi took notice of them and threw Sasuke by the arm, hitting Sai dead on, knocking them down for the count. He grabbed Naru and shinshin 'ed away with the 'captive'.

"...Ow...That could've gone better."

"Maybe if Pugly did her job... *groan*"

Sasuke blinked. "Pugly?"

"Pink ugly."

"Good one."

"Thanks."

With the others

Kakashi and Naru watch as a Kakashi clone stalked behind the Pink One... and watched as she ran after being caught of guard right into a genjutsu of Sasuke bleeding to death. Instead of calling for help, or even offering help like a regular Shinobi teammate would, she let out an unholy, banshee like screech that caused some shaking. And promptly fainted.

"That... was pathetic." They clone muttered before dispelling.

Naru shook her head and sighed dejectedly.

"That was just awful, she's nothing but dead weight." She jumped down from the tree was hiding in and lightly nudged her with her foot. "I'll have to focus more on her than the others since they already have an established training regime that I can work with but with her I have to start from scratch."

"You're going to break her aren't you."

"Perceptive are we, nii-san?"

"No, I just know my otouto."

"Hmm"

With a golden flash they were gone.

Back with Sasuke and Sai

A loud screech sounded throughout the training ground. The boys looked at eachother as if complimenting if they should going towards it or simply ignoring it.

Sai stared blankly at same direction as the scream.

"They got her."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Was there any doubt?"

"No."

The utter deadpan voice sealed their conversation as they trek towards the unholy offspring of a howler monkey and a pink abomination. At this rate, they'll never pass.

Kushina and Minato

They watched as the two boys trekked toward their female comrade.

"At least they know the true meaning of the test."

"All three has to at least acknowledge that part."

"Sasu?"

"Sasuke."

With that conformation, they dispelled and went back to their son's mindspace.

One hour later

The bell chimed signaling the end of the test. Sai unceremoniously dumped Sakura in front of the post where both jonin waited patiently for the genin to regroup. No one bothered to asked what took them so long appear of the state the third member was in.

With a deep breath, Naruto turned back to normal. He tied up the girl and waited for her to wake up.

Naruto PoV

This was most disappointing display of Konoha Kunoichi I've ever seen in my life. But then again I set my mom and Tsunade as the standard so to me all kunoichi pathetically weak willed when compared to the women who are on par with and will not hesitate to punch a Hokage. Those two set a standard that no one has yet to meet much less surpass.

"Aw sochi I didn't know you felt that way!"

Yes you did.

"Don't ruin the moment!"

Geez sorry.

"Forget it, moment's gone."

After tying her up to the post, I threw a bucket of water over her head.

"Ahh!"

Log dammit that hurts! Why is she so loud?!

I glared at her while the others just watched us. You what I'm gonna let Kakashi handle this.

"Oi! Sensei, what's your assessment?"

He hummed with a dull thinking look in his lone eyes.

"Looks like I'm not sending them back-"

"Really?!" Squealed the howler.

"- they should just quit now!"

"Nani!"

Jeez Pinkie, tone it down!

I ignored the rest of the conversation in favor of looking through the memories of my clones that me parents possessed. Most of it was boring but the plan they can up with to pass these three is somewhat plausible if Sai also joins in. Will it work? Plausible.

Seconds later, I followed Kakashi's lead and shinshin'ed away to watch them from afar. Sai and Sasuke began eating their lunch when Sakura's stomach growled. Sasuke grimaced at his food before turning to Sai, from here, I couldn't hear without using Chakra without alerting them that we're still watching. Sai looked uncertain before breaking down and agreeing with Sasuke. Unhappily, the feed the deadweight.

"They passed!?

"Surprised?"

Yes/Yes!

I blinked. You know what this means!

"What?"

I grinned and crackled evilly. Welcome to hell on earth little genins. Be afraid, be very very afraid...

3rd person

The new team seven genin shivered as they heard their former classmate/ new jonin sensei laugh. A laugh that promised physical pain, mental torture, and sleepless nights. They should've quit when they had the chance.


All mistakes are my own I did not check this before posting. I will gladly read you input for this and votes for pairings. When I edit this chapter later I will put in the scores for the pairing but since I have not checked them in awhile I'll have to go back and count them. Until next time...

Ja-ne Queen Niji~